Quick, I Need A Chemist!
#1
Posted 15 May 2007 - 02:02 PM
So after all that fun, I had to get to the serious stuff. That's right, I'm talking about the Nutritional Information side of the box. Once I realized how many grams of sugar I had just ingested, I decided I should find out the ingredients that make up this delectable treat.
This is where my problem begins. Upon reading the first few ingredients, my eyes immediately became attached to one of them. It read, "Canola/and or rice brain oil" Now I really need some help from someone who knows their science.
What the hell is brain oil, and why is it in my cereal?
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#2
Posted 15 May 2007 - 02:14 PM
#3
Posted 15 May 2007 - 03:27 PM
What a ridiculous pack of lies.
Rice brain oil is put in lots of childrens cereals, to make them smart. It's taken from the brains of dead people (and sometimes dead monkeys, in your cheaper cereals), and it's not made from rice at all.
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#4
Posted 15 May 2007 - 03:30 PM
Rice brain oil is put in lots of childrens cereals, to make them smart. It's taken from the brains of dead people (and sometimes dead monkeys, in your cheaper cereals), and it's not made from rice at all.
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#5
Posted 15 May 2007 - 03:34 PM
If so, there are no brains in your cereal or between your ears.
#6
Posted 15 May 2007 - 04:15 PM
If so, there are no brains in your cereal or between your ears.
i dont think its possible....its too simple
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#7
Posted 15 May 2007 - 05:17 PM
http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/bran...&itemID=734
#8
Posted 15 May 2007 - 05:20 PM
#9
Posted 15 May 2007 - 05:27 PM
LOL...nice try...here's the real one.
http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/bran...&itemID=734
#10
Posted 15 May 2007 - 05:32 PM
#11
Posted 15 May 2007 - 05:38 PM
Your link is invalid. This is the correct one:
http://www.generalmills.com/corporate/bran...&itemID=734
#12
Posted 15 May 2007 - 07:23 PM
Make love to a real woman.
#13
Posted 15 May 2007 - 07:26 PM
I'M LIKE WTF I JUST PAID 4K YOU DONKEY I'M ****ING SHOOTING THE GUN!
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#14
Posted 15 May 2007 - 07:27 PM
and please don't eat my brains.
#15
Posted 15 May 2007 - 07:37 PM
#16
Posted 15 May 2007 - 07:40 PM
I'm kind of a big deal.
#17
Posted 15 May 2007 - 08:06 PM
You should sue.
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#18
Posted 15 May 2007 - 08:09 PM
It must be the limited edition Arnold Horschack box.
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