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What do you call that second picture? Looks like a pot-sticker.
pierogi (pronounced pyah-da-gi)you gotta try the real ones, though, with farmer cheese inside and caramelized onions on top.....FYI..Mrs. T's are ****
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pierogi (pronounced pyah-da-gi)you gotta try the real ones, though, with farmer cheese inside and caramelized onions on top.....FYI..Mrs. T's are ****
I know there's a damn pierogi quote in Rounders and I can't think of it. I'm slipping.
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You mean this quote? - Hey, guys. English only at the table, no Russian. - What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? If you want to see this seventh card, you're gonna stop speaking fckin' Sputnik.- Oh, da, motherfcker. - You're worried we might work together.-I'm sure you're just talking about perogies and snow and sht, but let's cut it out, all right?
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Someone stole the kishkaSomeone stole the kishkaWho stole the kishka,from the butcher's shop?Who stole the kishka?Who stole the kishka?Who stole the kishka?Someone call the cops!Fat and round and firmly packedIt was hanging on the rackSomeone stole the kishkaWhen I turned my backWho stole the kishka?Who stole the kishka?Who stole the kishka?Someone bring it back!Someone stole the kishkaSomeone stole the kishkaWho stole the kishka,from the butcher shop?Who stole the kishka?Who stole the kishka?Who stole the kishka?Someone call the cops!Yusef found the kishkaYusef found the kishkaYusef found the kishkaAnd he hung it on the rack.He found the kishkaHe found the kishkaHe found the kishkaYusef brought it backHeeeeeyyyyyyyyHey!huh-huh-huh-huh

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1) Hottest women in all of Europe. Mixture of Germanic, Slav, Austro-Hungarian with a dash of southern Scandinavian. Superior in hotness to both Danish and Czech women. 2) Impossible to eat a large, traditional Polish meal without feeling 80# heavier and needing to take a nap. The Pierogi Festival in Whiting, IN (just outside of Chicago) is the bomb.3) Poles have the 2nd highest average IQ in Europe @ 106 next to Germans at 107. No one else even comes close. To give an example of just how sharp this curve swings, the retards in Turkey, Romania, France, and Serbia barely break into the low 90's. Serbia actually clocks in at 89 (<-- LOL)

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I know there's a damn pierogi quote in Rounders and I can't think of it. I'm slipping.
Worm to Roman and Maurice:"...pierogis and snow and sh|t...."
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3) Poles have the 2nd highest average IQ in Europe @ 106 next to Germans at 107. No one else even comes close. To give an example of just how sharp this curve swings, the retards in Turkey, Romania, France, and Serbia barely break into the low 90's. Serbia actually clocks in at 89 (<-- LOL)
Interesting, especially since I've heard every dumb Polack joke in existence. I guess the joke's on them....until I misspell my last name....again
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You mean this quote?- Hey, guys. English only at the table, no Russian.- What are you talking about?- What am I talking about? If you want to see this seventh card, you're gonna stop speaking fckin' Sputnik.- Oh, da, motherfcker. - You're worried we might work together.-I'm sure you're just talking about perogies and snow and sht, but let's cut it out, all right?
Worm to Roman and Maurice:"...pierogis and snow and sh|t...."
Fine then, how's this for a quote. Inspector Javert from Les Miserables: "I KNEW IT!!!"
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I don't think you can be truly Polish until you have called something or someone that annoys you a pisda.

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What's the difference between a Polish lady and a bowling ball?
You can only get three fingers into a bowling ball.What did the polish truck driver say to the naked woman he delivered furniture to?
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