Okay so me and my friends chew, yeah sue me.Anyways this is for the pro-tobacco peopleWe've got a few named...Skoal Straight - Johhny D. This is the strongest chew short of anything Copenhagen - You Know Johhny Damon, the greatest outfielder to ever be blessed with a Red Sox Jersey chews this.Grizzly - Griznatch - We are not fans of this horrible productKayak - "Annie" - You know that orphan child in the broadway play, we feel horrible for anyone who regularly chews this crap.Bandits - "Tamponitos" - I think that explains itself, this is the first and last time I will even mention a Pouched Chew... These are horrible for society.Silver Creek - "Shredded Plastic from the Creek" - Now... This stuff is like $1.50 for a can... we can compare this too the mountain creek of beers... you get what you pay for, We just call it that because if you shredded up plastic, placed it at the bottom of a creek and let it sit for a week thats about the quality of this stuff.Copenhagen Longcut - "Conan the Destroyer" - This gets high recognition as it's pretty strong stuff, a bit higher quality than the "Johnny D" although I cringe when I say this....Copenhagen Black - We don't **** with this stuff.... We'll just call it black betty.
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anyone else name there cans of chew/dip?
Started by JaysonWeber, Apr 16 2005 03:33 AM
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 03:33 AM
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 03:38 AM
what the **** is chew?
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 03:48 AM
Mr Monkey said:
what the censored is chew?
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 03:52 AM
thanks
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 03:46 PM
Did you see they changed the tops of the Copenhagen cans to promote the "$100,000 Online Poker Championship"?
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 06:14 PM
HtotheNootch said:
Did you see they changed the tops of the Copenhagen cans to promote the "$100,000 Online Poker Championship"?
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 09:24 AM
Alot of friends chew Skoal or grizzly because they say it's the strongest.. i think they all taste like shit and aren't worth chewing, although most smell good.
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 10:04 AM
Hillbillies.I hope when you get lip cancer and you push your stack all-in in some big tournament, you can't say it right because you got a funny lisp."I's goef el en."
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 05:45 PM
when you dip a can or two a day, you dont have the time or the imagination to name you cans. i just call it by its brand name.and while we are on the subject, copenhagen black is for pansies. cope long cut is great. cope snuff (silver top) is pretty damn strong too.timberwolf straight is great at $1.89 a can.... too broke to afford cpoe longcut.i think ill put one in now...
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 09:46 PM
when i tried to quit smoking recently i got some copenhagen black, had a nice bourbon flavor, i liked it
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he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.
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Posted 18 April 2005 - 11:25 AM
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Skoal Straight - Johhny D. This is the strongest chew short of anything Copenhagen - You Know Johhny Damon, the greatest outfielder to ever be blessed with a Red Sox Jersey chews this.
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Posted 18 April 2005 - 01:01 PM
wellwe call dip "durrp" or "dae" or "daba da dap"we dont have any names for the different kinds, just work it in...apple is "apple be dae"redman = "the man"levi garrett = LVGgood enough i guess
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 12:57 PM
Absolute said:
when i tried to quit smoking recently i got some copenhagen black, had a nice bourbon flavor, i liked it
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