JaysonWeber 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Okay so me and my friends chew, yeah sue me.Anyways this is for the pro-tobacco peopleWe've got a few named...Skoal Straight - Johhny D. This is the strongest chew short of anything Copenhagen - You Know Johhny Damon, the greatest outfielder to ever be blessed with a Red Sox Jersey chews this.Grizzly - Griznatch - We are not fans of this horrible productKayak - "Annie" - You know that orphan child in the broadway play, we feel horrible for anyone who regularly chews this crap.Bandits - "Tamponitos" - I think that explains itself, this is the first and last time I will even mention a Pouched Chew... These are horrible for society.Silver Creek - "Shredded Plastic from the Creek" - Now... This stuff is like $1.50 for a can... we can compare this too the mountain creek of beers... you get what you pay for, We just call it that because if you shredded up plastic, placed it at the bottom of a creek and let it sit for a week thats about the quality of this stuff.Copenhagen Longcut - "Conan the Destroyer" - This gets high recognition as it's pretty strong stuff, a bit higher quality than the "Johnny D" although I cringe when I say this....Copenhagen Black - We don't **** with this stuff.... We'll just call it black betty. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Monkey 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 what the **** is chew? Link to post Share on other sites
JaysonWeber 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Author Share Posted April 16, 2005 what the censored is chew?Chewing Tobacco Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Monkey 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 thanks Link to post Share on other sites
HtotheNootch 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Did you see they changed the tops of the Copenhagen cans to promote the "$100,000 Online Poker Championship"? Link to post Share on other sites
JaysonWeber 0 Posted April 17, 2005 Author Share Posted April 17, 2005 Did you see they changed the tops of the Copenhagen cans to promote the "$100,000 Online Poker Championship"?Yeah I did man! I thought it was pretty sweet, should probobly check the site out or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Fire- 0 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Alot of friends chew Skoal or grizzly because they say it's the strongest.. i think they all taste like shit and aren't worth chewing, although most smell good. Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Hillbillies.I hope when you get lip cancer and you push your stack all-in in some big tournament, you can't say it right because you got a funny lisp."I's goef el en." Link to post Share on other sites
theKAbag 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 when you dip a can or two a day, you dont have the time or the imagination to name you cans. i just call it by its brand name.and while we are on the subject, copenhagen black is for pansies. cope long cut is great. cope snuff (silver top) is pretty damn strong too.timberwolf straight is great at $1.89 a can.... too broke to afford cpoe longcut.i think ill put one in now... Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 when i tried to quit smoking recently i got some copenhagen black, had a nice bourbon flavor, i liked it Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Skoal Straight - Johhny D. This is the strongest chew short of anything Copenhagen - You Know Johhny Damon, the greatest outfielder to ever be blessed with a Red Sox Jersey chews this.Ted Williams? Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 wellwe call dip "durrp" or "dae" or "daba da dap"we dont have any names for the different kinds, just work it in...apple is "apple be dae"redman = "the man"levi garrett = LVGgood enough i guess Link to post Share on other sites
caphair 0 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 when i tried to quit smoking recently i got some copenhagen black, had a nice bourbon flavor, i liked iti cant stand cope black Link to post Share on other sites
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