I realize pointing this out to this crew will probably cost me money (because I'm sure I'll get hit up for reimbuirsement for all the kleenex and tube socks you all have wasted), but in this audio interview Hugh Hefner outs my Great Aunt as the girl next door that turned him into "Hef."
Go to a little after the 3 minute mark and you will hear him name Betty Conklin, my aunt. I couldn't be prouder
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Started by H_Factor73, May 02 2007 09:14 AM
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 09:14 AM
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You missed....the EARTH!
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 10:25 AM
My aunt's a nurse.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 10:28 AM
I'm related to like 100 people from the Mayflower. Seriously, my blood is bluer than my sex-starved balls. If there was an old-school poem written about somebody that came to this country before 1700, I'm all over that shit. Genealogically speaking of course.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 10:30 AM
so what youre saying is that your great aunt was a circa 1950's slut?
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 10:31 AM
I'd still hit it. You haven't lived til you've had a gummer.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 11:24 AM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm related to like 100 people from the Mayflower. Seriously, my blood is bluer than my sex-starved balls. If there was an old-school poem written about somebody that came to this country before 1700, I'm all over that shit. Genealogically speaking of course.
That would mean you are related to about 98% of the passengers...half of whom died that first winter...so it's likely that you are the product of some inbreeding. That explains a few things.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 11:37 AM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007, 3:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That would mean you are related to about 98% of the passengers...half of whom died that first winter...so it's likely that you are the product of some inbreeding. That explains a few things.
Not inbreeding so much. People marrying 6th cousins years generations down the line. Hardly any negative eff... aff? effe.. affects? effects? DZQPBH%$^@!
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 11:53 AM
TTIWWP.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 12:04 PM
QUOTE (AAsnake88 @ Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007, 3:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
TTIWWP.
OHHHHH!!!! You meant THEN pics. My bad.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 12:05 PM
QUOTE (Dogpatch @ Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007, 4:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OHHHHH!!!! You meant THEN pics. My bad.
I'd stab it.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 12:06 PM
QUOTE (AAsnake88 @ Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007, 2:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
TTIWWP.
It's not THIS Betty Conklin, is it:
I wasn't able to find an online photo that was definitely declared as Hef's Betty Conklin.
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 12:08 PM
QUOTE (hblask @ Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007, 4:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's not THIS Betty Conklin, is it:
I wasn't able to find an online photo that was definitely declared as Hef's Betty Conklin.
I wasn't able to find an online photo that was definitely declared as Hef's Betty Conklin.
Ahh.. see, you went the extra mile and got the name in there. I sacrificed accuracy for speed. I'll call it a tie... this time.
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