H_Factor73 2 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I realize pointing this out to this crew will probably cost me money (because I'm sure I'll get hit up for reimbuirsement for all the kleenex and tube socks you all have wasted), but in this audio interview Hugh Hefner outs my Great Aunt as the girl next door that turned him into "Hef." Go to a little after the 3 minute mark and you will hear him name Betty Conklin, my aunt. I couldn't be prouder Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 My aunt's a nurse. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'm related to like 100 people from the Mayflower. Seriously, my blood is bluer than my sex-starved balls. If there was an old-school poem written about somebody that came to this country before 1700, I'm all over that shit. Genealogically speaking of course. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 so what youre saying is that your great aunt was a circa 1950's slut? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'd still hit it. You haven't lived til you've had a gummer. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I'm related to like 100 people from the Mayflower. Seriously, my blood is bluer than my sex-starved balls. If there was an old-school poem written about somebody that came to this country before 1700, I'm all over that shit. Genealogically speaking of course.That would mean you are related to about 98% of the passengers...half of whom died that first winter...so it's likely that you are the product of some inbreeding. That explains a few things. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 That would mean you are related to about 98% of the passengers...half of whom died that first winter...so it's likely that you are the product of some inbreeding. That explains a few things.Not inbreeding so much. People marrying 6th cousins years generations down the line. Hardly any negative eff... aff? effe.. affects? effects? DZQPBH%$^@!...nevermind. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 TTIWWP. OHHHHH!!!! You meant THEN pics. My bad. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 OHHHHH!!!! You meant THEN pics. My bad.I'd stab it. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 TTIWWP.It's not THIS Betty Conklin, is it:I wasn't able to find an online photo that was definitely declared as Hef's Betty Conklin. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 It's not THIS Betty Conklin, is it:I wasn't able to find an online photo that was definitely declared as Hef's Betty Conklin.Ahh.. see, you went the extra mile and got the name in there. I sacrificed accuracy for speed. I'll call it a tie... this time. Link to post Share on other sites
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