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I realize pointing this out to this crew will probably cost me money (because I'm sure I'll get hit up for reimbuirsement for all the kleenex and tube socks you all have wasted), but in this audio interview Hugh Hefner outs my Great Aunt as the girl next door that turned him into "Hef." Go to a little after the 3 minute mark and you will hear him name Betty Conklin, my aunt. I couldn't be prouder

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I'm related to like 100 people from the Mayflower. Seriously, my blood is bluer than my sex-starved balls. If there was an old-school poem written about somebody that came to this country before 1700, I'm all over that shit. Genealogically speaking of course.

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I'm related to like 100 people from the Mayflower. Seriously, my blood is bluer than my sex-starved balls. If there was an old-school poem written about somebody that came to this country before 1700, I'm all over that shit. Genealogically speaking of course.
That would mean you are related to about 98% of the passengers...half of whom died that first winter...so it's likely that you are the product of some inbreeding. That explains a few things.
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That would mean you are related to about 98% of the passengers...half of whom died that first winter...so it's likely that you are the product of some inbreeding. That explains a few things.
Not inbreeding so much. People marrying 6th cousins years generations down the line. Hardly any negative eff... aff? effe.. affects? effects? DZQPBH%$^@!...nevermind.
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TTIWWP.
It's not THIS Betty Conklin, is it:conklin_bio.jpgI wasn't able to find an online photo that was definitely declared as Hef's Betty Conklin.
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It's not THIS Betty Conklin, is it:conklin_bio.jpgI wasn't able to find an online photo that was definitely declared as Hef's Betty Conklin.
Ahh.. see, you went the extra mile and got the name in there. I sacrificed accuracy for speed. I'll call it a tie... this time.
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