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[Guero]

Seriously...who really gives two s.h.i.t.s about all this? My 24 year old self is sitting at my job passing time by coming onto these forums among my other non-pr0n surfing. 80% of the people posting on this website should be in a similar realm.

Hey guess what folks: Nobody phucking cares that you wouldn't take a bet from Ram and nobody phucking cares that you don't like Phil now. You know why? None of you are going to ever have the chance or the influence to truly be in a position to play, befriend, affect, and etc either of these individuals.

The flip side...if you are supposedly friends with these gentlemen...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS STUPID FORUM?! What a bunch of poo-says. "I am going to vent my side of the story on an online forum" Hahahaha...i'm literally laughing out loud!

This entire argument has really degraded my view of a lot of these poker "experts." Guess what guys...if you have to rent homes, constantly need backing, and bi.tch online....you guys are losers. Phucking Frauds. ESPN image and thats it.

In the poetic words of Eric Cartman, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

(I'm still giggling to myself about how retarded this all is)

[fighter]

(I'm still giggling to myself about how retarded THIS is)

[Jam-Fly]

Seriously...who really gives two s.h.i.t.s about all this? My 24 year old self is sitting at my job passing time by coming onto these forums among my other non-pr0n surfing. 80% of the people posting on this website should be in a similar realm.

Hey guess what folks: Nobody phucking cares that you wouldn't take a bet from Ram and nobody phucking cares that you don't like Phil now. [/b] You know why? None of you are going to ever have the chance or the influence to truly be in a position to play, befriend, affect, and etc either of these individuals.

The flip side...if you are supposedly friends with these gentlemen...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS STUPID FORUM?! What a bunch of poo-says. "I am going to vent my side of the story on an online forum" Hahahaha...i'm literally laughing out loud!

This entire argument has really degraded my view of a lot of these poker "experts." Guess what guys...if you have to rent homes, constantly need backing, and bi.tch online....you guys are losers. [b]Phucking Frauds. ESPN image and thats it.

In the poetic words of Eric Cartman, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

(I'm still giggling to myself about how retarded this all is)

Eh, I disagree. If a high percentage of internet poker forum users disliked Ivey, then Ivey would get less popular, then poker sites, brand names and other businesses would be less inclined to get financially involved with him, then he would lose confidence, then he would go on life tilt, then he would lose $6million to Phil Hellmuth at the Big game, then he would be on monster tilt and go lose $10million to Brian Townsend online, then Townsend would buy the playboy mansion, then all the girls would be taught to be poker machines, then all the porn you watch would no longer make you horny, but rather suicidal, then you would go and kill yourself and then, no body would care about your phucking post!!

[Guero]

Eh, I disagree. If a high percentage of internet poker forum users disliked Ivey, then Ivey would get less popular, then poker sites, brand names and other businesses would be less inclined to get financially involved with him, then he would lose confidence, then he would go on life tilt, then he would lose $6million to Phil Hellmuth at the Big game, then he would be on monster tilt and go lose $10million to Brian Townsend online, then Townsend would buy the playboy mansion, then all the girls would be taught to be poker machines, then all the porn you watch would no longer make you horny, but rather suicidal, then you would go and kill yourself and then, no body would care about your phucking post!!

(Snicker)

#1 - If Phil Ivey's biggest stream of income is his sponsors, then he should consider quitting poker and joining a world of warcraft guild and growing a gut & zits.
#2 - I don't have any intention of killing myself (sorry folks - but then again...who cares about all the no-name posters and loser "pros" who are wasting their time reading this)
#3 - Touche on the sarcasm.

[WashaUffizi]

Seriously...who really gives two s.h.i.t.s about all this? My 24 year old self is sitting at my job passing time by coming onto these forums among my other non-pr0n surfing. 80% of the people posting on this website should be in a similar realm.

Hey guess what folks: Nobody phucking cares that you wouldn't take a bet from Ram and nobody phucking cares that you don't like Phil now. You know why? None of you are going to ever have the chance or the influence to truly be in a position to play, befriend, affect, and etc either of these individuals.

The flip side...if you are supposedly friends with these gentlemen...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS STUPID FORUM?! What a bunch of poo-says. "I am going to vent my side of the story on an online forum" Hahahaha...i'm literally laughing out loud!

This entire argument has really degraded my view of a lot of these poker "experts." Guess what guys...if you have to rent homes, constantly need backing, and bi.tch online....you guys are losers. Phucking Frauds. ESPN image and thats it.

In the poetic words of Eric Cartman, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

(I'm still giggling to myself about how retarded this all is)

Please go get your hands chopped off so you can never again type in your life.

[Guero]

Please go get your hands chopped off so you can never again type in your life.

Am I really this crazy?! Is there not one other person on this board that agrees with even 30% of what I said?

[Balloon guy]

I was at 18% of agreeing with you....not quite the 30% you asked for.


I am hanging out with friends, talking about stuff. Sometimes it's meaningful, sometimes it's not. I talk about golf with people when I am golfing, cigars when I am smoking, and poker related stuff when I am on a poker themed web site.


If Phil didn't get paid...my life will go on

If Ram does pay...my life will go on

If the earth really is getting warmer from my SUV...my life will go on with a shorter expectation of continuity. And I will owe Zeatrix an appology.

Deep down none of us really care in the sense that we are changing our dinner plans, but not much else is happening in the poker world, so we talk about this.

Tomorrow we will get back to the important talk of what Brandy is doing for getting staked in a tournament.

Until then I have 2 cents just burning a hole in my pocket, so I might as well spend it on Phil Ivey and Ram Vaswani.

[Balloon guy]

Or we can talk about politics??????


anyone????


Rush Limbaugh......



anyone????

[Guero]

I was at 18% of agreeing with you....not quite the 30% you asked for.
I am hanging out with friends, talking about stuff. Sometimes it's meaningful, sometimes it's not. I talk about golf with people when I am golfing, cigars when I am smoking, and poker related stuff when I am on a poker themed web site.
If Phil didn't get paid...my life will go on

If Ram does pay...my life will go on

If the earth really is getting warmer from my SUV...my life will go on with a shorter expectation of continuity. And I will owe Zeatrix an appology.

Deep down none of us really care in the sense that we are changing our dinner plans, but not much else is happening in the poker world, so we talk about this.

Tomorrow we will get back to the important talk of what Brandy is doing for getting staked in a tournament.

Until then I have 2 cents just burning a hole in my pocket, so I might as well spend it on Phil Ivey and Ram Vaswani.

Fair enough. I'll take an 18%.

[Oziumrules]

You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

[James D]

Deep down none of us really care in the sense that we are changing our dinner plans, but not much else is happening in the poker world, so we talk about this.

Excuse me?!

I understand I may have missed the 'sw', but I for one had to re-arrange my booking at the local pizzeria this evening in order to talk, whine and moan about this very subject. Again.

Surely I'm not the only one? Huh guys? .... Anyone? um.......

[LongLiveYorke]

I was at 18% of agreeing with you....not quite the 30% you asked for.
I am hanging out with friends, talking about stuff. Sometimes it's meaningful, sometimes it's not. I talk about golf with people when I am golfing, cigars when I am smoking, and poker related stuff when I am on a poker themed web site.
If Phil didn't get paid...my life will go on

If Ram does pay...my life will go on

If the earth really is getting warmer from my SUV...my life will go on with a shorter expectation of continuity. And I will owe Zeatrix an appology.

Deep down none of us really care in the sense that we are changing our dinner plans, but not much else is happening in the poker world, so we talk about this.

Tomorrow we will get back to the important talk of what Brandy is doing for getting staked in a tournament.

Until then I have 2 cents just burning a hole in my pocket, so I might as well spend it on Phil Ivey and Ram Vaswani.

Spot on.

I mean, it's pretty obvious. No one really cares that much. We just have free time and enjoy an argument over a poker forum. It seems that you're the one who's actually getting worked up over all this. I couldn't really care less whether or not Ivey gets his money, but it's an interesting story.

Rush Limbaugh......

Okay, now you're just trying to get people angry.

[SuperJon]

Or we can talk about politics??????
anyone????
Rush Limbaugh......
anyone????

He's fat.

[akoff]

Or we can talk about politics??????
anyone????
Rush Limbaugh......
anyone????

Funny stuff...I will stick with Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hannity but we're close. LOL

[akoff]

If the earth really is getting warmer from my SUV...my life will go on with a shorter expectation of continuity. And I will owe Zeatrix an appology.

Oh your gonna get him going again. He is going to think if he adds 500 more links to data you'll buy a new hybred.

By the way my new Tahoe has one of the V8's that switches to a 4 when riding on highway...just doing my part here on the east coast!!

damn thing still only gets 13 MPG...

[Muck, You Suckers!]

Why are you just sitting at work passing time on these forums. Get your little @$$ up and get busy doing what you are getting paid to do. Damn kids, don't understand the concept of work and what a job actually is.

[Guero]

Why are you just sitting at work passing time on these forums. Get your little @$$ up and get busy doing what you are getting paid to do. Damn kids, don't understand the concept of work and what a job actually is.

Ah very true. I actually saved up and invested all my $$ and I quit my job yesterday. So now...I'm playing Wii, drinking with my friends, and moving to Santa Monica, CA.

[antistuff]

i like gossip and soap operas. my life is boring. who are you to judge?

[akoff]

Why are you just sitting at work passing time on these forums. Get your little @$$ up and get busy doing what you are getting paid to do. Damn kids, don't understand the concept of work and what a job actually is.

I own the company and I'll do what i damn well please...but thanks for the advice.

[ThaKid]

Guero is a douchebag...