Don’t blame me for punching you twice in the neck. Rather, blame RUTHLESS DETERMINISM. For the first one at least. THE SECOND ONE WAS ME.
Perhaps each one of us is nothing more than a vast array of neurons firing ESSENTIALLY AT RANDOM, causing our desires and illusions of purpose, and each day culminating with an unbridled desire for the for the SWEET SCOURGE OF DEATH.
Please give me back MY PANTS. My underwear doesn’t fit properly and EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME.
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Musings From A Man Who Is Willing To Share His Bleak Outlook With Others
Started by Mr. Zimmerlin, Apr 30 2007 06:15 PM
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 06:56 PM
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 06:58 PM
QUOTE (Mr. Zimmerlin @ Monday, April 30th, 2007, 6:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don’t blame me for punching you twice in the neck. Rather, blame RUTHLESS DETERMINISM. For the first one at least. THE SECOND ONE WAS ME.
Perhaps each one of us is nothing more than a vast array of neurons firing ESSENTIALLY AT RANDOM, causing our desires and illusions of purpose, and each day culminating with an unbridled desire for the for the SWEET SCOURGE OF DEATH.
Please give me back MY PANTS. My underwear doesn’t fit properly and EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME.
Perhaps each one of us is nothing more than a vast array of neurons firing ESSENTIALLY AT RANDOM, causing our desires and illusions of purpose, and each day culminating with an unbridled desire for the for the SWEET SCOURGE OF DEATH.
Please give me back MY PANTS. My underwear doesn’t fit properly and EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME.
I don't have your pants.
and I hate you.
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 07:04 PM
Thats gold Jerry, GOLD.
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 07:15 PM
Man, I like you better than 98% of the posters on here.
"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
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"Dust. Wind. Dude."
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 07:23 PM
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, April 30th, 2007, 9:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, I like you better than 98% of the posters on here.
glad you like yourself, that's good.
Hank's tenure at Soulsuckers, INC, LLC, DBA TBD, had not been long, but it had been distinguished... By drunkenness, hair-trigger violence, and a total lack of performance. I would call it a steady decline in performance, but that would imply that he performed at one point in time. In fact he had not. He was drunk.
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 07:41 PM
QUOTE (hank213 @ Monday, April 30th, 2007, 7:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
glad you like yourself, that's good.
Ask a mod.. it's not me.. I wish it was.
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 07:41 PM
QUOTE (hank213 @ Monday, April 30th, 2007, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
glad you like yourself, that's good.
I think its lady grey
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.
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Posted 30 April 2007 - 08:26 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Monday, April 30th, 2007, 7:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think its lady grey
I think it could be also.. she's in that 2% above Zimmerlin...
Besides, there aren't any spelling and grammatical errors in this guy's posts, it can't be me.
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 02:00 AM
I was more moved by your ode to lettuce
Growing older, but not up
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Posted 01 May 2007 - 03:30 AM
QUOTE (Teck_72 @ Monday, April 30th, 2007, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't have your pants.
and I hate you.
and I hate you.
But I LOVE your av.
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 04:44 PM
Musings Fom A Man Who Is Anticipating Being Asked To Write A Script For A Science Fiction Movie Set In The Future
To begin with, I’ll BRAINSTORM. This means just throwing out ideas even if you THINK THEY’RE STUPID. I’ll tell you what’s really stupid. A paralyzed midget trying to LIFT A HEAVY PIANO.
Or a regular man trying to lift that same piano, ON JUPITER.
If I decide to go with the theme man vs. machine, I’ll do it in a way that causes the viewer to question THE PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS he may have about MACHINE INTELLIGENCE. You thought robots couldn’t cry? Meet Stanley, THE CRYING ROBOT. That’s all he does.
If the movie should be a hit, I’m not going to automatically agree to a sequel. I plan to MAINTAIN MY ARTISTIC INTEGRITY by agreeing to their conditions only if they promise to PAY ME MORE THAN THE LAST TIME.
To begin with, I’ll BRAINSTORM. This means just throwing out ideas even if you THINK THEY’RE STUPID. I’ll tell you what’s really stupid. A paralyzed midget trying to LIFT A HEAVY PIANO.
Or a regular man trying to lift that same piano, ON JUPITER.
If I decide to go with the theme man vs. machine, I’ll do it in a way that causes the viewer to question THE PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS he may have about MACHINE INTELLIGENCE. You thought robots couldn’t cry? Meet Stanley, THE CRYING ROBOT. That’s all he does.
If the movie should be a hit, I’m not going to automatically agree to a sequel. I plan to MAINTAIN MY ARTISTIC INTEGRITY by agreeing to their conditions only if they promise to PAY ME MORE THAN THE LAST TIME.
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 04:47 PM
Fuck, please come out of the closet about who you are.
This is some of the funniest **** I've ever read. So rare to see 1% humor on a web board...
This is some of the funniest **** I've ever read. So rare to see 1% humor on a web board...
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Posted 13 May 2007 - 04:48 PM
QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Monday, April 30th, 2007, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, I like you better than 98% of the posters on here.
And he is so damn handsome.
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 10:42 AM
QUOTE (scram @ Sunday, May 13th, 2007, 8:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fuck, please come out of the closet about who you are.
This is some of the funniest **** I've ever read. So rare to see 1% humor on a web board...
This is some of the funniest **** I've ever read. So rare to see 1% humor on a web board...
There's outlaw biker humor here?
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 10:49 AM
My guesses:
RodReynolds
JoeyJoJo
HankeyMunik (sp?)
Spademan
RodReynolds
JoeyJoJo
HankeyMunik (sp?)
Spademan
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 03:06 PM
QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Monday, May 14th, 2007, 2:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My guesses:
RodReynolds
JoeyJoJo
HankeyMunik (sp?)
Spademan
RodReynolds
JoeyJoJo
HankeyMunik (sp?)
Spademan
Perhaps it is the four of them IN CAHOOTS.
Also, I don't know if your incorrect spelling of Hanguk's (I presume that's who you were going for) name was on purpose or not, but I can't stop laughing for some reason. I think it's funnier if this mistake is real and this is how you pronounce his name in your head.
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 03:25 PM
Ron Mexico................................dont know if this was already shot down
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 03:35 PM
QUOTE (scram @ Sunday, May 13th, 2007, 7:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fuck, please come out of the closet about who you are.
This is some of the funniest **** I've ever read. So rare to see 1% humor on a web board...
This is some of the funniest **** I've ever read. So rare to see 1% humor on a web board...
Idk if I wanna know who this is. Kinda like how they say in the prestige, "Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them. "
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Posted 14 May 2007 - 05:29 PM
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, May 14th, 2007, 4:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Idk if I wanna know who this is. Kinda like how they say in the prestige, "Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them. "
You are absolutely, 100% correct.
Whoever you are, Zimmerlin, don't give it up.
As soon as you do, the Zimmerlin concept dies.
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