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#1 Mr. Zimmerlin

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 11:32 AM

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I arrange my time schedule to allow for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT.

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I will purposely READ NOVELS by authors who SHARE MY VIEW.

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, everyday circumstances become INFUSED WITH MEANING, sometimes UNWARRANTED. This causes my peers to believe that I am MISINTERPRETING REALITY.

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I underestimate the importance of other LITERARY TECHNIQUES, to my own detriment. This self-awareness of my own weaknesses should lead me to strive to correct them, BUT IT DOES NOT.

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 11:51 AM

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#3 Ouch-8s

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 11:57 AM

Wang, is that you?
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 12:08 PM

Seriously, are you a Fraggle Rock character?
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#5 speedz99

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 12:29 PM

View PostOuch-8s, on Thursday, April 26th, 2007, 11:57 AM, said:

Wang, is that you?
I would guess what's-his-name...you know...the literature snob...I'm blanking...
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#6 Whiskey16

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 01:00 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, April 26th, 2007, 4:29 PM, said:

I would guess Dirty Dutch

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 02:11 PM

I assume wang, but whoever it is, they GOT IT GOING ON

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 02:15 PM

View PostMr. Zimmerlin, on Thursday, April 26th, 2007, 3:32 PM, said:

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I arrange my time schedule to allow for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I will purposely READ NOVELS by authors who SHARE MY VIEW.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, everyday circumstances become INFUSED WITH MEANING, sometimes UNWARRANTED. This causes my peers to believe that I am MISINTERPRETING REALITY.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I underestimate the importance of other LITERARY TECHNIQUES, to my own detriment. This self-awareness of my own weaknesses should lead me to strive to correct them, BUT IT DOES NOT.
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 08:06 PM

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 10:30 PM

Mr Zim, I totally agree that metaphor is slicker then grease. Another quality thread, keep them coming my friend.
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#11 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 12:46 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Friday, April 27th, 2007, 2:30 AM, said:

Mr Zim, I totally agree that metaphor is slicker then grease. Another quality thread, keep them coming my friend.
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#12 fryer98

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 01:05 PM

View PostRon_Mexico, on Friday, April 27th, 2007, 4:46 PM, said:

I'd bet Strat's virginity that this is your account.
Now, let me make sure I have this straight...If you win the bet, you get to take it. If she wins the bet, you get to take it.Right?

#13 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 01:08 PM

View Postfryer98, on Friday, April 27th, 2007, 5:05 PM, said:

Now, let me make sure I have this straight...If you win the bet, you get to take it. If she wins the bet, you get to take it.Right?
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#14 Mr. Zimmerlin

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 02:54 PM

If you're Chinese and you hear a man reciting poetry in Japanese, I think it's OK TO BE CONFUSED. Even still, if you're honest with yourself, you'd have to wonder WHAT IS THAT GUY TRYING TO SAY?

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 02:58 PM

Im amused by, if nothing else, the sheer audacity of the pretention of the thread, but it wasnt me.

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Posted 27 April 2007 - 03:05 PM

View PostDirtydutch, on Friday, April 27th, 2007, 6:58 PM, said:

Im amused by, if nothing else, the sheer audacity of the pretention of the thread, but it wasnt me.
no, no, you're missing the point. he's using caps in an EMPHASIZING WAY.I may add this guy as a friend.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#17 Mr. Zimmerlin

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Posted 09 May 2007 - 05:43 AM

Musings From A Man Who Works At A Job

Everyday at work, I complete an ARRAY OF TASKS. Usually the order is important, but some days the ORDER DOES NOT MATTER. Those, along with flag day, are the days I LIVE FOR.

Even though I get paid for 8 hours per day, I usually only work for SEVEN AND A HALF. I get two fifteen minute breaks to RECHARGE MY BATTERIES. If my boss is reading this, allow me to REITERATE MY THANKS.

Some Fridays are “Casual Fridays”. Most people dress down on those days, but to me, nothing says casual like HIGH HEELS AND A CAPE.

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Posted 09 May 2007 - 09:35 AM

View PostMr. Zimmerlin, on Wednesday, May 9th, 2007, 5:43 AM, said:

Musings From A Man Who Works At A Job Everyday at work, I complete an ARRAY OF TASKS. Usually the order is important, but some days the ORDER DOES NOT MATTER. Those, along with flag day, are the days I LIVE FOR.Even though I get paid for 8 hours per day, I usually only work for SEVEN AND A HALF. I get two fifteen minute breaks to RECHARGE MY BATTERIES. If my boss is reading this, allow me to REITERATE MY THANKS.Some Fridays are “Casual Fridays”. Most people dress down on those days, but to me, nothing says casual like HIGH HEELS AND A CAPE.
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 10:23 AM

teneight, is that you?
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 11:17 AM

I don't know if I've weiged in before on Mr. Zimmerlin, but let me say that I'm absolutely floored. Whoever's doing this is a fucking genius. Musings from a Man Who Enjoys Zimmerlin More than Most:I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I often find myself DAYDREAMING about what it might be like to SHARE A CASUAL DRINK with him.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I've considered NAMING A DOG after him, but never a child because that MIGHT BE OVER THE LINE.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I filled his name in as the answer to a CROSSWORD clue: 9 letters, legendary FUNNY MAN.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I've taken to saying "ZIM IT UP" or SOME SIMILAR VARIANT when I'm referring to UNUSUALLY STRANGE humor.Wang




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