lvpro 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Feel like crying?Here's the place. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'm not in the mood to cry, but I'm pretty bored. Can I just hang out and sniff the mimeograph ink? Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I've always wanted to be in on the ground floor of one of these threads. So... whaaaa. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I'm not in the mood to cry, but I'm pretty bored. Can I just hang out and sniff the mimeograph ink?Is that kind of behavior really befitting the Employee of the Year? Shouldn't you be sniffing the highlighters instead? Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Is that kind of behavior really befitting the Employee of the Year? Shouldn't you be sniffing the highlighters instead?Highlighers? I always find the fattest black marker available. The one you can smell from two rooms away, with the doors closed. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Highlighers? I always find the fattest black marker available. The one you can smell from two rooms away, with the doors closed.Racist. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Is that kind of behavior really befitting the Employee of the Year?KABLAMO! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I always find the fattest black markerOhh really. So is it true? Link to post Share on other sites
rocketpoker828 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Ground floor? Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 The Employee of the Year is alone at work today, it's raining, and tired from being up too late/drinking too much last night. In other words, today I am The Employee of the Year. Link to post Share on other sites
Fred Sanford 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I always find the fattest black gal available. The one you can smell from two rooms away, with the doors closed.fixed yo post Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Is this the proper forum to beg for room, board, and a motorcycle? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Someone get me some fuckin' lunch! Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Is this the proper forum to beg for room, board, and a motorcycle?I've heard rumors that Renae is in the process of buying a motorcycle, but I don't think she has anyone to give it to yet.You might be able to hook that up, if you play your cards right. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Home Sweet Home Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 lvprothe pro-ster....making copies....cryin' in the copy room....weep-o-rama.... Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 groundfloorski- in on the crying for not getting laid ina month, since I baught a house and don't know anyone in this f ing town Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Our copy machine is right behind my desk which is makes it increasingly difficult to goof off on this site during the day. Yesterday a coworker read a line from the American Idol/Tom Brady hate thread and the only line she read was Hank213 giggling sitting on a dildo or something like that. Not my best moment thats for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Smacciemac 3 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Feel like crying?Here's the place.Priceless.. Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Well I'm gonna cry for awhile. I woke up today and didnt have my normal mourning wood so it started off bad from there. I go to let the dog out and i reallized why the hell does he need outside he went right there on the floor. Yes i stepped in it. So he wants out anyways so I open the door and look out and reallize **** my window is broken outta my car and my truck. What the **** is going on here. So i go out to investigate and sure enough all of my change and sat. radios are gone, not real sure what they are gonna do with these. So i go in and call the cops and while on the phone i hear a horn and the squeal of brakes and a thud. ****ITY FUK FUK. i start yell at the sherrif on the phone and they send someone out to arrest me. I go outside to see what happened and my dog is laying there on side of the road dead. I was like dam what a bad day this is. Well i talk the people into coming in for coffee and i would get my home owners insurance on the line to fix there car. Well they say they need to go so i was like ok. Well i decide to put the phone call off awhile since the cops just pulled up. He was an older guy who didnt look happy about being there. He walks up and instantly remembers me from all the stupid **** i did in my past. Well needless to say he really didnt want to be there then. He takes the report and said prolly aint much he can do about it and i should call my homeowners insurance and discuss with them what to do. FUKITY FUK FUK. So now seeing how its raining and i have to bury my dog Im gonna start crying and not stop until the rain is gone. Link to post Share on other sites
Sanjaya 0 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Its nice to cry. It helps relieve stress. I cry every day. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Well I'm gonna cry for awhile. I woke up today and didnt have my normal mourning wood so it started off bad from there.Freud's a bitch Link to post Share on other sites
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