So, I got to thinking. The "Official (haha) Im drunk thread" has been going for over a year, and has only reached 13 pages (I suppose 26 if youre uncool), and just a little over 500 posts.
So, I figured Id start an "Im high" thread, and see how it measures up to the drunk thread.
Oh, btw... Im high!
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Official (haha) Im High Thread
Started by Lolli, Apr 23 2007 09:42 PM
1323 replies to this topic
#2
DoinSublime
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 09:51 PM
HHhhm, I'm out, but I'm going to scrape a bowl just for this thread. 
I'll be back shortly.
I'll be back shortly.
QUOTE(Acid_Knight @ Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008, 2:10 AM) 
That's why I just blindly fling money into the pots until they fold.
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 09:53 PM
i'm gonna roll a fatty to baptize this thread 
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 09:55 PM
QUOTE (DoinSublime @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 12:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HHhhm, I'm out, but I'm going to scrape a bowl just for this thread.
I'll be back shortly.
I'll be back shortly.
QUOTE (coesillian @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 12:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'm gonna roll a fatty to baptize this thread
HA! You guys are awesome, but suddenly I feel like Im promoting doing drugs.
That cant be bad, right?
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:03 PM
Fine work Lori Lolli....
I suggest that you include the following disclaimer:
For those concerned,
Please be aware that this thread may be deleted in the future for personal reasons that I cannot speak of at the moment. Please refrain from quoting any of my posts, as they could be held against me at a later date. I made this thread for entertainment purposes only, and does not reflect my personal opinion of recreational drug use. For the record, let it be known that I do not endorse or condone drug useage of any kind. I am an upstanding citizen and currently reading bible verses while helping my children with their homework.
Signed,
Shes gone...
BCC=7.5
I suggest that you include the following disclaimer:
For those concerned,
Please be aware that this thread may be deleted in the future for personal reasons that I cannot speak of at the moment. Please refrain from quoting any of my posts, as they could be held against me at a later date. I made this thread for entertainment purposes only, and does not reflect my personal opinion of recreational drug use. For the record, let it be known that I do not endorse or condone drug useage of any kind. I am an upstanding citizen and currently reading bible verses while helping my children with their homework.
Signed,
Shes gone...
BCC=7.5
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:11 PM
I don't smoke the hippie lettuce, so ill just get drunk.
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:15 PM
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Monday, April 23rd, 2007, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shes gone...
Oh why?
What went wrong?
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:16 PM
By the way, how's the headache?
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:16 PM
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 1:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fine work Lori Lolli....
I suggest that you include the following disclaimer:
For those concerned,
Please be aware that this thread may be deleted in the future for personal reasons that I cannot speak of at the moment. Please refrain from quoting any of my posts, as they could be held against me at a later date. I made this thread for entertainment purposes only, and does not reflect my personal opinion of recreational drug use. For the record, let it be known that I do not endorse or condone drug useage of any kind. I am an upstanding citizen and currently reading bible verses while helping my children with their homework.
Signed,
Shes gone...
BCC=7.5
I suggest that you include the following disclaimer:
For those concerned,
Please be aware that this thread may be deleted in the future for personal reasons that I cannot speak of at the moment. Please refrain from quoting any of my posts, as they could be held against me at a later date. I made this thread for entertainment purposes only, and does not reflect my personal opinion of recreational drug use. For the record, let it be known that I do not endorse or condone drug useage of any kind. I am an upstanding citizen and currently reading bible verses while helping my children with their homework.
Signed,
Shes gone...
BCC=7.5
Hahahahaha!
Beans.. I love you!
#10
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:20 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 1:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh why?
What went wrong?
What went wrong?
Remember I left for a brief time and had dna delete my posts because of a certain James?
Now's Beans is picking on me.
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 1:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
By the way, how's the headache?
Remarkable. Weed isnt just for cancer.
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:28 PM
QUOTE (Lolli @ Monday, April 23rd, 2007, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Remember I left for a brief time and had dna delete my posts because of a certain James?
Now's Beans is picking on me.
Now's Beans is picking on me.
That one went right over your head. Wasn't Hall & Oates pretty popular when you were my age?
QUOTE
Remarkable. Weed isnt just for cancer.
Sign me up for a bumper sticker with that tagline.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:34 PM
QUOTE (UNKNOWN POSTER @ Monday, April 23rd, 2007, 11:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hahahahaha!
Beans.. I love you!
Remember I left for a brief time and had dna delete my posts because of a certain James?
Now's Beans is picking on me.
Remarkable. Weed isnt just for cancer.
Beans.. I love you!
Remember I left for a brief time and had dna delete my posts because of a certain James?
Now's Beans is picking on me.
Remarkable. Weed isnt just for cancer.
Right back attcha
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Monday, April 23rd, 2007, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wasn't Hall & Oates pretty popular when you were my age?
Maneater?
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:42 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 1:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That one went right over your head. Wasn't Hall & Oates pretty popular when you were my age?
Sign me up for a bumper sticker with that tagline.
Sign me up for a bumper sticker with that tagline.
Duh, Im high!
And, yes, if youre 12.
QUOTE (beans-n-icewater @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 1:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Right back attcha sweetie maam....
Maneater?
Maneater?
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up!
#14
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 11:14 PM
I am Chris
I am Chris
Chris I am
That Chris-I-am!
Than Chris-I-am!
I do not like
those Drugs-U-do!
Do you do
green leafs and blow?
I do not like them,
Chris-I-am.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
Would you do them
here or there?
I would not do them
here or there.
I would not do them
anywhere.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
in a gym?
Would you do them
with a quimm?
I do not do them
in a gym.
I do not do them
with a quimm.
I do not do them
here or there.
I do not do them
anywhere.
I do not like green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
e-mailing a foxx?
Would you do them
wearing forty dollar socks?
Not in a bank.
Not with a skank.
Not in a gym.
Not with a quimm.
I would not do them here or there.
I would not do them anywhere.
I would not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a Ford?
Smoke them! Snort them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
do them in a Ford.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
at a 2 a.m. pee!
I would not, could not at a 2 a.m. pee.
Not in a Ford! You let me be bored.
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I do not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
A McNugget! A McNugget!
A Sauce! A Sauce!
Could you, would you, do them
in a McDonalds?
Not with a McNugget! Not in a McDonalds!
Not in a Ford! Chris! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a gym.
I could not, would not, with a quimm.
I will not do them with a skank.
I will not do them in a bank.
I will not do them here or there.
I will not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not like them, Chris-I-am.
Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, do them walking in the park?
I would not, could not, do them
in the park.
Would you, could you, while watching the game?
I would not, could not, do them
watching the game.
Not in the park. Not in a McDonalds.
Not in a Ford. Not in a bank.
I do not do them, Chris, you see.
Not in a bank. Not in a gym.
Not with a skank. Not with a quimm.
I will not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere!
You like
green leafs and blow?
I do not
like them,
Chris-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a Diet Coke?
I would not,
could not,
with a Diet Coke!
Would you, could you, do them
in a Fridays?
I could not, would not, do them in a Fridays.
I will not, will not, do them with a Diet Coke.
I will not do them walking in the park.
I will not do them while watching the game.
Not in the park! Not letting a shart!
Not in a Ford! You let me be!
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I will not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do here or there.
I do not do them ANYWHERE!
I do not do
green leafs
and blow!
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
You do not do them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Do them and you may, I say.
Chris!
If you will let me be,
I will do them.
You will see.
I am Chris
Chris I am
That Chris-I-am!
Than Chris-I-am!
I do not like
those Drugs-U-do!
Do you do
green leafs and blow?
I do not like them,
Chris-I-am.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
Would you do them
here or there?
I would not do them
here or there.
I would not do them
anywhere.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
in a gym?
Would you do them
with a quimm?
I do not do them
in a gym.
I do not do them
with a quimm.
I do not do them
here or there.
I do not do them
anywhere.
I do not like green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
e-mailing a foxx?
Would you do them
wearing forty dollar socks?
Not in a bank.
Not with a skank.
Not in a gym.
Not with a quimm.
I would not do them here or there.
I would not do them anywhere.
I would not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a Ford?
Smoke them! Snort them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
do them in a Ford.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
at a 2 a.m. pee!
I would not, could not at a 2 a.m. pee.
Not in a Ford! You let me be bored.
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I do not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
A McNugget! A McNugget!
A Sauce! A Sauce!
Could you, would you, do them
in a McDonalds?
Not with a McNugget! Not in a McDonalds!
Not in a Ford! Chris! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a gym.
I could not, would not, with a quimm.
I will not do them with a skank.
I will not do them in a bank.
I will not do them here or there.
I will not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not like them, Chris-I-am.
Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, do them walking in the park?
I would not, could not, do them
in the park.
Would you, could you, while watching the game?
I would not, could not, do them
watching the game.
Not in the park. Not in a McDonalds.
Not in a Ford. Not in a bank.
I do not do them, Chris, you see.
Not in a bank. Not in a gym.
Not with a skank. Not with a quimm.
I will not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere!
You like
green leafs and blow?
I do not
like them,
Chris-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a Diet Coke?
I would not,
could not,
with a Diet Coke!
Would you, could you, do them
in a Fridays?
I could not, would not, do them in a Fridays.
I will not, will not, do them with a Diet Coke.
I will not do them walking in the park.
I will not do them while watching the game.
Not in the park! Not letting a shart!
Not in a Ford! You let me be!
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I will not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do here or there.
I do not do them ANYWHERE!
I do not do
green leafs
and blow!
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
You do not do them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Do them and you may, I say.
Chris!
If you will let me be,
I will do them.
You will see.
Its good to be ME!
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 11:20 PM
Shit still works in a pinch.
Yup, I'm high.
Yup, I'm high.
QUOTE(Acid_Knight @ Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008, 2:10 AM)
That's why I just blindly fling money into the pots until they fold.
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Posted 24 April 2007 - 12:41 AM
QUOTE (Ralph Mexico @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 2:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A McNugget! A McNugget!
A Sauce! A Sauce!
Could you, would you, do them
in a McDonalds?
Not with a McNugget! Not in a McDonalds!
Not in a Ford! Chris! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a gym.
I could not, would not, with a quimm.
I will not do them with a skank.
I will not do them in a bank.
I will not do them here or there.
I will not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not like them, Chris-I-am.
A Sauce! A Sauce!
Could you, would you, do them
in a McDonalds?
Not with a McNugget! Not in a McDonalds!
Not in a Ford! Chris! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a gym.
I could not, would not, with a quimm.
I will not do them with a skank.
I will not do them in a bank.
I will not do them here or there.
I will not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not like them, Chris-I-am.
I swear to God, I dont think Ive laughed so hard in all my life!!
#17
keith crime
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Posted 24 April 2007 - 12:44 AM
QUOTE (Ralph Mexico @ Monday, April 23rd, 2007, 11:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am Chris
I am Chris
Chris I am
That Chris-I-am!
Than Chris-I-am!
I do not like
those Drugs-U-do!
Do you do
green leafs and blow?
I do not like them,
Chris-I-am.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
Would you do them
here or there?
I would not do them
here or there.
I would not do them
anywhere.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
in a gym?
Would you do them
with a quimm?
I do not do them
in a gym.
I do not do them
with a quimm.
I do not do them
here or there.
I do not do them
anywhere.
I do not like green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
e-mailing a foxx?
Would you do them
wearing forty dollar socks?
Not in a bank.
Not with a skank.
Not in a gym.
Not with a quimm.
I would not do them here or there.
I would not do them anywhere.
I would not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a Ford?
Smoke them! Snort them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
do them in a Ford.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
at a 2 a.m. pee!
I would not, could not at a 2 a.m. pee.
Not in a Ford! You let me be bored.
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I do not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
A McNugget! A McNugget!
A Sauce! A Sauce!
Could you, would you, do them
in a McDonalds?
Not with a McNugget! Not in a McDonalds!
Not in a Ford! Chris! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a gym.
I could not, would not, with a quimm.
I will not do them with a skank.
I will not do them in a bank.
I will not do them here or there.
I will not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not like them, Chris-I-am.
Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, do them walking in the park?
I would not, could not, do them
in the park.
Would you, could you, while watching the game?
I would not, could not, do them
watching the game.
Not in the park. Not in a McDonalds.
Not in a Ford. Not in a bank.
I do not do them, Chris, you see.
Not in a bank. Not in a gym.
Not with a skank. Not with a quimm.
I will not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere!
You like
green leafs and blow?
I do not
like them,
Chris-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a Diet Coke?
I would not,
could not,
with a Diet Coke!
Would you, could you, do them
in a Fridays?
I could not, would not, do them in a Fridays.
I will not, will not, do them with a Diet Coke.
I will not do them walking in the park.
I will not do them while watching the game.
Not in the park! Not letting a shart!
Not in a Ford! You let me be!
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I will not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do here or there.
I do not do them ANYWHERE!
I do not do
green leafs
and blow!
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
You do not do them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Do them and you may, I say.
Chris!
If you will let me be,
I will do them.
You will see.
I am Chris
Chris I am
That Chris-I-am!
Than Chris-I-am!
I do not like
those Drugs-U-do!
Do you do
green leafs and blow?
I do not like them,
Chris-I-am.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
Would you do them
here or there?
I would not do them
here or there.
I would not do them
anywhere.
I do not do
green leafs and blow.
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
in a gym?
Would you do them
with a quimm?
I do not do them
in a gym.
I do not do them
with a quimm.
I do not do them
here or there.
I do not do them
anywhere.
I do not like green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you do them
e-mailing a foxx?
Would you do them
wearing forty dollar socks?
Not in a bank.
Not with a skank.
Not in a gym.
Not with a quimm.
I would not do them here or there.
I would not do them anywhere.
I would not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a Ford?
Smoke them! Snort them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
do them in a Ford.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
at a 2 a.m. pee!
I would not, could not at a 2 a.m. pee.
Not in a Ford! You let me be bored.
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I do not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not do them, Chris-I-am.
A McNugget! A McNugget!
A Sauce! A Sauce!
Could you, would you, do them
in a McDonalds?
Not with a McNugget! Not in a McDonalds!
Not in a Ford! Chris! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a gym.
I could not, would not, with a quimm.
I will not do them with a skank.
I will not do them in a bank.
I will not do them here or there.
I will not do them anywhere.
I do not do green leafs and blow.
I do not like them, Chris-I-am.
Say!
In the park?
Here in the park!
Would you, could you, do them walking in the park?
I would not, could not, do them
in the park.
Would you, could you, while watching the game?
I would not, could not, do them
watching the game.
Not in the park. Not in a McDonalds.
Not in a Ford. Not in a bank.
I do not do them, Chris, you see.
Not in a bank. Not in a gym.
Not with a skank. Not with a quimm.
I will not do them here or there.
I do not do them anywhere!
You like
green leafs and blow?
I do not
like them,
Chris-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a Diet Coke?
I would not,
could not,
with a Diet Coke!
Would you, could you, do them
in a Fridays?
I could not, would not, do them in a Fridays.
I will not, will not, do them with a Diet Coke.
I will not do them walking in the park.
I will not do them while watching the game.
Not in the park! Not letting a shart!
Not in a Ford! You let me be!
I do not do them in a gym.
I do not do them with a quimm.
I will not do them in a bank.
I do not do them with a skank.
I do not do here or there.
I do not do them ANYWHERE!
I do not do
green leafs
and blow!
I do not do them,
Chris-I-am.
You do not do them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Do them and you may, I say.
Chris!
If you will let me be,
I will do them.
You will see.
loser all the cool kids get high
#18
ChunkyLuver69
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Posted 24 April 2007 - 04:03 AM
I am high.
burnin' jane in tha turnin' lane
#19
renaedawn
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Posted 24 April 2007 - 07:05 AM
Either this thread has to be deleted or I need to move about 10,000 posts here.
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door
Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you
Wishing I didn't love you anymore
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door
Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you
Wishing I didn't love you anymore
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Posted 24 April 2007 - 10:33 AM
QUOTE (renaedawn @ Tuesday, April 24th, 2007, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Either this thread has to be deleted or I need to move about 10,000 posts here.
So what youre saying is you and you alone could pass the Im drunk thread with ease?
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