lol thanks for the bump.I kept reading references of some dude giving pro player to his wife for their anniversary, which i found hilarious, but I'd been too lazy to search for the thread.
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Girlfriend Mad At Me
Started by gmanshade, Apr 18 2007 11:41 AM
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 06:34 PM
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 06:36 PM
yeah dude, you are a moron.She was obv pretending to be interested in poker because she knew you liked it.then you go and order her a nice romantic gift in the form of an energy drink for poker players?
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:07 PM
ahahahahah funniest threadhaha OP you're a hero.. an idiot...but still a hero.......nh sirshe'll just be on tilt for a while, but shes gotta get used to that if u wanna make her into a poker player[x] Thread Delivers
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:08 PM
this thread is a gem
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:42 PM
vbnautilus, on Thursday, February 14th, 2008, 6:24 PM, said:
Would make the perfect valentine's gift wouldn't it?
QUOTE (El Guapo @ Thursday, April 30th, 2009, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever angle it is, i am pretty sure it will be obtuse.
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I give you the gift of arousal and this is how you talk to me?
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:41 AM
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:47 AM
I think this is a sign she only plays poker to spend time with you, completely for you... she doesn't really like it...2 yrs...probably looking for the diamond bro...
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 09:38 AM
I bought my wife a really expensive scale for Valentines day. She is really getting into the weight loss thing, and has been wanting one with all of the bells and whistles, body fat%, hydration levels, etc. Then, we had red wine and chocolates and I ****ed her like a champ for 10 minutes. With my shirt off!! While thinkmng about HER!! I rule at giving gifts.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:24 AM
Loismustdie, on Friday, February 15th, 2008, 5:38 PM, said:
I bought my wife a really expensive scale for Valentines day. She is really getting into the weight loss thing, and has been wanting one with all of the bells and whistles, body fat%, hydration levels, etc. Then, we had red wine and chocolates and I ****ed her like a champ for 10 minutes. With my shirt off!! While thinkmng about HER!! I rule at giving gifts.
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We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:26 AM
I hired Frank Caliendo to strip tease for my gf. They still haven't found either of the bodies...
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:28 AM
Loismustdie, on Friday, February 15th, 2008, 10:38 AM, said:
I bought my wife a really expensive scale for Valentines day. She is really getting into the weight loss thing, and has been wanting one with all of the manboobs and whistles, body fat%, hydration levels, etc. Then, we had red wine and manboobs and I ****ed her like a champ for 10 minutes. With my shirt off!! While thinkmanboobsg about HER!! I rule at giving gifts.
QUOTE(DanielNegreanu @ Thursday, May 1st, 2008, 6:05 PM)
You obviously don't get it.
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God. Dammit.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:43 AM
Does he still have pink hair?
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:00 PM
trussdude, on Friday, February 15th, 2008, 11:43 AM, said:
Does he still have pink hair?
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 02:28 PM
Loismustdie, on Friday, February 15th, 2008, 3:00 PM, said:
No. That was just a temp job. The funny thing was, SHE pulled my t shirt off. I don't know WTF she would do that. I wouldn't, that's bad times right there.
QUOTE(DanielNegreanu @ Thursday, May 1st, 2008, 6:05 PM)
You obviously don't get it.
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God. Dammit.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 03:10 PM
Potsie P, on Friday, February 15th, 2008, 3:28 PM, said:
LOL, guess my earlier attempt was too subtle...I bought my wife a really expensive scale for Valentines day. She is really getting into the weight loss thing, and has been wanting one with all of the manboobs and whistles, body fat%, hydration levels, etc. Then, we had red wine and manboobs and I ****ed her like a champ for 10 minutes. With my shirt off!! While thinkmanboobsg about HER!!I rule at giving gifts.
So much for a comeback.
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 04:20 PM
proplayer for a 2 year anv. gift sounds pretty standard!..... STANDARD!
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 04:52 PM
Threads like these are the reason why I join new forumsP
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:44 AM
looking back on it, I should have just broken up with her when she reacted like this. someone told me that the secret to living well is "happy wife, happy life" and after this happened she wasnt usually happy
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gmanshade=god. I vote he replaces dn.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:47 AM
gmanshade, on Saturday, July 26th, 2008, 2:44 PM, said:
looking back on it, I should have just broken up with her when she reacted like this. someone told me that the secret to living well is "happy wife, happy life" and after this happened she wasnt usually happy
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 11:09 AM
Being a woman I don't understand how it lasted 2 years, lol
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