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#1 gmanshade

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:41 AM

tell me what you think about this....so I was at Caesar's in January, and there was a taster person handing out cans of Phil Hellmuth's energy drink, pro player. I tried one and it was a good--kind of like mello yellow mixed with red bull. pretty good. he gave me a card with the website for the drink, and i took a look at it. now, my girlfriend works out a lot and i've taught her to play holdem. i've played practice heads up with her a couple of times and she even played in my home game once. so, i didn't know what to get her for our two year anniversary, i figured why not order a case of the pro player drink and see if she likes it. i figured worst case scenario, i know that i like it. it came in the mail yesterday, and i gave it to her when i got home from work. she was so pissed off at me it was unbelievable--screaming at me that i'm so selfish, why the f**k did i order that etc. she wouldn't even TRY the drink. so stupid
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#2 terradawg

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:44 AM

for your two year anniversary? i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are joking...
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:44 AM

For a two year anniversary? Man. That's worse than getting her a vacuum cleaner.GL with that, make friends with your right hand again.
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:44 AM

View Postgmanshade, on Wednesday, April 18th, 2007, 2:41 PM, said:

tell me what you think about this....so I was at Caesar's in January, and there was a taster person handing out cans of Phil Hellmuth's energy drink, pro player. I tried one and it was a good--kind of like mello yellow mixed with red bull. pretty good. he gave me a card with the website for the drink, and i took a look at it. now, my girlfriend works out a lot and i've taught her to play holdem. i've played practice heads up with her a couple of times and she even played in my home game once. so, i didn't know what to get her for our two year anniversary, i figured why not order a case of the pro player drink and see if she likes it. i figured worst case scenario, i know that i like it. it came in the mail yesterday, and i gave it to her when i got home from work. she was so pissed off at me it was unbelievable--screaming at me that i'm so selfish, why the f**k did i order that etc. she wouldn't even TRY the drink. so stupid
Next year buy her a broom and a pan and see if she reacts any different.

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:45 AM

lmao
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:46 AM

Should have just gotten her a bowling ball with your name enscribed on it.
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:49 AM

you would have been better off getting her nothing

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:51 AM

If you thought that was a good idea, I'm betting that her being mad at you is not an unusual occurence.Nice try though. What a lucky girl.

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:52 AM

Soooo.......How comfortable is that couch you're going to be sleeping on for the next month or so? :club:
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:52 AM

View Postiowahawk09, on Wednesday, April 18th, 2007, 12:49 PM, said:

you would have been better off getting her nothing
or at least a card...

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:54 AM

You should have just gave her cash. I can't believe you would actually think this was a good gift. You have me in tears laughing! Thanks for brighting my day :club: :D :D :D

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:55 AM

:club: @ this thread

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:55 AM

View Postiowahawk09, on Wednesday, April 18th, 2007, 12:49 PM, said:

you would have been better off getting her nothing
+1, this is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. Think about this, YOU GOT HER FOOD FOR A GIFT. What is she, homeless? Food/drink is not a gift.

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:55 AM

You didnt kno what to get her so you bought her a case of phil hellmuth energy drink? WTF?!?HELLO...flowers, candy, clothes, a dildo...i can think of a million things besides that

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:56 AM

just tell her youre sorry and that you will have a three way with her and the girlfriend of her choiceworks like a charm
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:56 AM

that story was just funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:01 PM

View PostOuch-8s, on Wednesday, April 18th, 2007, 1:46 PM, said:

Should have just gotten her a bowling ball with your name enscribed on it.
I always thought Wilma overreacted to that one.PS. I think I'm gonna get my wife a case of beer for our 6th !!
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Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:02 PM

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:03 PM

Don't listen to all these haters, they are obviously jealous you have a chick. Two year anniversaries are nothing compared to say a 2 1/2 year anniversary... What the fuck does this bitch expect? You need to dump her sorry ass and find a girl who respects you and Phil Hellmuth.

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:03 PM

Nice One Rico Suave... your quite the Ladies Man




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