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Okay here's the deal, you get a movie quote of the IMDB, post it here, and see how censored it gets. Here's the first try:"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my ******* with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your ****in' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and ****in' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to ****in' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out."

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Yeah that's easy, but it's not the point. It's more of a way to see what gets censored and what doesn't. You cut and paste the quote off the IMDB and see what comes out.Here's another:Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?Brett: What?Jules: What country you from?Brett: What?Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?Brett: What?Jules: ENGLISH, ************! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?Brett: Yes!Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!Brett: Yes!Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!Brett: What, I-?Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, ************. Say what one more goddamn time.Brett: He's b-b-black...Jules: Go on.Brett: He's bald...Jules: Does he look like a bitch?Brett: What?[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?Brett: No!Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?Brett: I didn't.Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

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another way easy one, pulp fiction.a word keeps getting censored in your posts... "what gets ____". what exactly are you saying?aseem

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Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep. Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

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Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep. Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
Happy Gilmore
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Crazy Eyes: I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

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Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis? Kicking Wing: No. Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? Kicking Wing: No, I don't. Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser? Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like. Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer. i dont care, i wanna quote movies

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Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis? Kicking Wing: No. Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers? Kicking Wing: No, I don't. Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser? Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like. Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer. i dont care, i wanna quote movies
"I got the poo on me."
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Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!Customer with Diapers: In a row?Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the ****ing customers.

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Richard said, "The next time the ************ call, tell him I said, "Suck *my* dick." I don't give a ****. Whatever the **** make the people laugh, say that shit. Do the people laugh when you say what you say?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Do you get paid?" I said, "Yes." He said, "Well, tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shut the **** up. Jello pudding-eating ************."

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O-Ren Ishii: As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your ****ing head. Just like this ****** here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the ****ing time. I didn't think so.

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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it.

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Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's sucked 37 censored!Customer with Diapers: In a row?Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the censored customers.
Clerks....great flick....
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this censored face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this censored face. I make that censored work. It does whatever the censored I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little censored, none of you little censored out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little censored. Then I rub my nose with it.
Not familiar with this movie...Another one:Joe: This man set us up.Nice Guy Eddie: Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell's happening.Joe: It's all right, Eddie. I do.Mr. White: What the **** are you talking about?Joe: That lump of shit's working with the L.A.P.D.Mr. Orange: Joe, I don't have the slightest ****ing idea what you're talking about.Mr. White: Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.Joe: Like hell I am.Mr. White: Joe, trust me on this. You've made a mistake. He's a good kid. I understand. You're hot, you're super ****ing pissed. We're all real emotional. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I know this man. He wouldn't do that.Joe: You don't know jack shit! I do! The ********** tipped off the cops and had Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed.Mr. Pink: Mr. Blue is dead?Joe: Dead as Dillinger.Mr. White: How do you know all this?Joe: He was the only one I wasn't 100% on. I should have my ****in' head examined, going on a plan like this when I wasn't 100%.Mr. White: [shouting] That's your proof?Joe: You don't need proof when you have instinct.
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I love this game. Another from ClerksObviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-****ing Volume 8", "I Need Your ****", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard ****". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

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Joe: He was the only one I wasn't 100% on. I should have my censored' head examined, going on a plan like this when I wasn't 100%.Mr. White: [shouting] That's your proof?Joe: You don't need proof when you have instinct.
Reservoir Dogs
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And I believe the first David Mamet of the thread:You stupid ****ing ****. Hey, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, *******? You're ****ing shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid ****ing ****, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men?

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Lets see if George Carlin can get passed the ****ing censorAlso, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are **********, mother ******, shit, ****, ****, and pussy.

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Lets see if George Carlin can get passed the censored censorAlso, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are censored, mother censored, censored, censored, censored, and censored.
:bubbleoops: :bubbleyeah: :whistle:
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Ok, so it's a comedy bit, not from an actual movie. Name this bit."We should talk about the hard ****ing noThe hard ****ing?Because i think its pretty common complaintYeah the ladies don't really like the hard ****ingYou feel like your giving them some extra juiceTheir not in to thatYou think your like taken it to the limitMaybe they are though in to thatYou know what the test is?You just say get on top honeyYou do what you likeAnd then sometimes she'll be ****ing you reall hardIts like well wait you like that? You like that?Slow down im going to spurt! AHH UHH SorryYou shouldn't have ****ed me so hard."

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And from the most underrated Tarantino movie (written - not directed) If you have not seen this movie you need to.Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Coccotti: Yes... Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****in' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene. Now this... [Coccotti busts out laughing] Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy. Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. [starts laughing, too] Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a ******, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-****** kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

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Lets see if George Carlin can get passed the censored censorAlso, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are censored, mother censored, censored, censored, censored, and censored.
:bubbleoops: :bubbleyeah: :whistle:
Cool. The seven words you can't say on tv.It sounds like a snack "Nabisco Cheese Tits"
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