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#1 jkalib

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 08:45 PM

Inspired by the Monty Python and Mel Brooks posts - What is your favorite Simpsons quote?I could narrow it down to:3) Lisa - If you're the police, who will police the police? Homer - I dunno, the coast guard?2) NASA Guy - In a way you're both winners. But in another more accurate way, Barney is the winner.1) Homer - (Disguising his voice for some unknown reason) Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Postal worker - OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name? Homer - I don't know.

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 09:14 PM

3) Stephen Hawking: I came here to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a fruitopia.2) Homer: Oh lord, protect this rocket house and all who dwell within the rocket house.1) Chief Wiggum: No jury in the world's gonna convict a baby....maybe texas

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 10:15 PM

jkalib said:

1)  Homer - (Disguising his voice for some unknown reason) Hello, my                              name is Mr. Burns.  I believe you have a letter for me.     Postal worker - OK Mr. Burns, what is your first name?     Homer - I don't know.
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Posted 13 April 2005 - 11:10 PM

Chief Wiggum (the episode that Bart got a horse): "I'd rather let a thousand criminals run free than chase after them."

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 11:19 PM

Ned: Homer what are you doingHomer: ohh, just putting some speed holes in my car--------------------------------------------------------------------Ralphy: look daddy a Whale Egg
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Posted 13 April 2005 - 11:41 PM

I didn't do it

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 04:57 AM

Marge : Now Homer, you're over-stimulated, lets get some beer into you, and then it's straight off to bed.Homer : (Runs about frantically , flapping his arms) Woo-hoo! - beer beer beer, bed bed bed!

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 05:11 AM

Homer - "You will have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."In the immortal style of Comic Book Guy - Best. Quote. Ever.

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 05:23 AM

See below, maybe not the best ever but funny.
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 06:30 AM

mmmmm..... beer...

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 06:59 AM

"I'm going to Sea World!"Man, picking a favorite Simpsons quote is an impossible task. I could be here all day and have trouble deciding between hundreds..."It's a perfectly cromulent word."

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 07:03 AM

Homer - My kids are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck.

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 07:17 AM

Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones.

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 09:29 AM

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Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones.
that actually came by accident. It was never in the script. Dan Castellenta just messed it up on a take and Matt Groening thought it was too funny not to put in. D'Oh also came about in that way too. Actually some of Homer's funniest stuff came from a flubbed line
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 09:32 AM

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Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones.
that actually came by accident. It was never in the script. Dan Castellenta just messed it up on a take and Matt Groening thought it was too funny not to put in. D'Oh also came about in that way too. Actually some of Homer's funniest stuff came from a flubbed line
God you're not one of those nerds who buys the DVD and watches the commentary all the time, are you? lol

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 12:03 PM

Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!"
"Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 12:09 PM

All time favorite:Homer:"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"
"Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 12:11 PM

NormanHaupt said:

KDawgCometh said:

NormanHaupt said:

Homer: WOOOO! The two greatest words in the english language! De Fault! De Fault! wooohooo!Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S M R T- I mean S M A R T!oh man.. sooo many good ones.
that actually came by accident. It was never in the script. Dan Castellenta just messed it up on a take and Matt Groening thought it was too funny not to put in. D'Oh also came about in that way too. Actually some of Homer's funniest stuff came from a flubbed line
God you're not one of those nerds who buys the DVD and watches the commentary all the time, are you? lol
I'm not a nerd, but I do watch the commentary and what not. In my smoking days what else would I do, something productive, pfffttttt
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Posted 14 April 2005 - 01:16 PM

booooourns

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 01:35 PM

Marge-"Now, Lisa, a missing drayon could be anywhere"Homer-*jumps through window*-"Who wants lottery tickets?"Marg-"OK, its in his brain"




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