Ok, This Was Just Sick.

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Playing 2 tables, heres the first hand.Full Tilt PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.509 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $53.45UTG+1: $55.80MP1: $58.55MP2: $17.75MP3: $49.50CO: $16.65hero: $53.10SB: $55.30BB: $50Pre-flop: (9 players) hero is Button with K K UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, MP3 raises to $2, CO calls, hero raises to $8, 4 folds, MP3 raises all-in $49.5, CO folds, hero calls.Flop: J 8 Q ($102.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102.75)Turn: 2 ($102.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102.75)River: 6 ($102.75, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $102.75)Results:Final pot: $102.75MP3 showed Ad Ashero showed Kh Kc6 hands later at the very same table.Full Tilt PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.509 playersConverterStack sizes:hero: $71.60UTG+1: $54.55MP1: $50.20MP2: $32.95MP3: $54.05CO: $9Button: $19.40SB: $99.25BB: $12.05Pre-flop: (9 players) hero is UTG with K K hero calls, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $2, 2 folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls, hero raises to $10.5, MP2 raises to $22, Button folds, BB calls all-in $10.05, hero raises all-in $71.6, MP2 calls all-in $12.95.Uncalled bets: $36.65 returned to hero. Flop: 4 9 3 ($-28.2, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $38.4, Sidepot 1: $23.95)Turn: 5 ($-28.2, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $38.4, Sidepot 1: $23.95)River: 2 ($-28.2, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $38.4, Sidepot 1: $23.95)Results:Final pot: $-28.2MP2 showed Ad Ac[bB showed Ah 3shero showed Kh KdThe very next hand at my other table.Full Tilt PokerNo Limit Holdem Ring gameBlinds: $0.25/$0.509 playersConverterStack sizes:UTG: $44.65hero: $55.60MP1: $71.85MP2: $42MP3: $76.90CO: $24.25Button: $49.25SB: $193.05BB: $52.70Pre-flop: (9 players) hero is UTG+1 with T T UTG calls, hero calls, MP1 raises to $2, 5 folds, BB calls, UTG calls, hero calls.Flop: T K 2 ($8.25, 4 players)BB checks, UTG checks, hero bets $5, MP1 raises to $18.5, 2 folds, hero raises all-in $53.6, MP1 calls.Turn: 3 ($115.45, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $115.45)River: 3 ($115.45, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $115.45)Results:Final pot: $115.45hero showed Tc TsMP1 showed Kh KdI'm actually not even mad. I've never had such a bad run in such a short time. Good to get it out of my sytem at low stakes.