NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 So a couple months ago, I was chilling in a bar when this EXTREMELY hot girl comes up to me. She starts talking on and on and I'm so drunk I could care less. All I could, admittingly, stare at, were her breasts. I think she was a dancer or something.She started talking about her man and how he has an ex and kids and how its such a drag or some shit. I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. Anyway, pretty soon we're leaving the bar to go back to her place. It was weird because the apartment was empty like she didn't live there.Anyway, the next morning she got pissy with me and threw me out. What a ****ing bitch.Anyway, I wasn't worried until I saw this news article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/ID/7480104/Uh.. should I be worried? Do i have to pay child support on this?(For those who don't know I'm joking, don't take this shit seriously.) Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 hit that $hit up like a high school kegger eh? Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 hit that $hit up like a high school kegger eh?Word. It was good until I finished and she started talking about family and shit. You know she's bapist? and a republican? Man. When the alcohol started wearing off about 4 I guess I made a bad joke about boy bands and she flipped out. Oh well, her sister is hotter.Anyway, would i have to pay child support on that? Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Oh well, her sister is hotter.Nice....this gets today's award for "Evil post that made me laugh out loud."What's she, like 12? Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Oh well, her sister is hotter.Nice....this gets today's award for "Evil post that made me laugh out loud."What's she, like 12?lol I think she's like 16-17 now Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 That guy is like a rabbit, whats that 3 kids in the last 8 months?Edit- Has a guy ever sucessfully sued for alimony after a divorce? Cause I can see him trying to get money from Brittany after the divorce, and there will be one. Link to post Share on other sites
MilesZS 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I like this line in the article:"Her publicist confirmed that Britney is pregnant but refused to give details."What details? Was the public hoping for a "Penthouse Letters" type report on what exactly happened? Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 yeah no kidding. I'm trying to find a picture of his ex- but I bet she's fugly- at least compared to Britney.i was telling .. Kurt, i think it was- I bet when she's 9 months along she'll still be hot as hell. Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Tell them the story about the next night you went out Norman...http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/14/florida.m...girl/index.html Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Tell them the story about the next night you went out Norman...http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/14/florida.m...girl/index.html LMAO!!oh, god, thats so wrong, lmao Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Anyway, yeah, you've gotta pay child support. You know she can't support that kid by herself. She'll end up homeless because she can't pay the bills. Strippers don't make THAT much money... Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Tell them the story about the next night you went out Norman...http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/14/florida.m...girl/index.html LMAO!!oh, god, thats so wrong, lmaoyou are tellin me man! Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Anyway, yeah, you've gotta pay child support. Â You know she can't support that kid by herself. Â She'll end up homeless because she can't pay the bills. Â Strippers don't make THAT much money...HAHAHAHAH. Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 lol I think she's like 16-17 nowHah! I just IMDB'd her....she just turned 14. She's got a ways to go before she comes off the "no" list. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 lol I think she's like 16-17 nowHah! I just IMDB'd her....she just turned 14. She's got a ways to go before she comes off the "no" list.if they bleed they breed Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 "Her publicist confirmed that Britney is pregnant but refused to give details."What details? Was the public hoping for a "Penthouse Letters" type report on what exactly happened?YES Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 lol I think she's like 16-17 nowHah! I just IMDB'd her....she just turned 14. She's got a ways to go before she comes off the "no" list.if they bleed they breedif they can cut their own food, they're fair game(what movie is that from, if anyone knows then I'll give them massive props) Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 lol I think she's like 16-17 nowHah! I just IMDB'd her....she just turned 14. She's got a ways to go before she comes off the "no" list.if they bleed they breedif they can cut their own food, they're fair game(what movie is that from, if anyone knows then I'll give them massive props)no clue, I even googled. If there's grass on the field play ball, if not play in the mud Link to post Share on other sites
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