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So a couple months ago, I was chilling in a bar when this EXTREMELY hot girl comes up to me. She starts talking on and on and I'm so drunk I could care less. All I could, admittingly, stare at, were her breasts. I think she was a dancer or something.She started talking about her man and how he has an ex and kids and how its such a drag or some shit. I dunno, I wasn't paying attention. Anyway, pretty soon we're leaving the bar to go back to her place. It was weird because the apartment was empty like she didn't live there.Anyway, the next morning she got pissy with me and threw me out. What a ****ing bitch.Anyway, I wasn't worried until I saw this news article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/ID/7480104/Uh.. should I be worried? Do i have to pay child support on this?(For those who don't know I'm joking, don't take this shit seriously.)

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hit that $hit up like a high school kegger eh?
Word. It was good until I finished and she started talking about family and shit. You know she's bapist? and a republican? Man. When the alcohol started wearing off about 4 I guess I made a bad joke about boy bands and she flipped out. Oh well, her sister is hotter.Anyway, would i have to pay child support on that?
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That guy is like a rabbit, whats that 3 kids in the last 8 months?Edit- Has a guy ever sucessfully sued for alimony after a divorce? Cause I can see him trying to get money from Brittany after the divorce, and there will be one.

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I like this line in the article:"Her publicist confirmed that Britney is pregnant but refused to give details."What details? Was the public hoping for a "Penthouse Letters" type report on what exactly happened?

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Anyway, yeah, you've gotta pay child support. You know she can't support that kid by herself. She'll end up homeless because she can't pay the bills. Strippers don't make THAT much money...

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Anyway, yeah, you've gotta pay child support.  You know she can't support that kid by herself.  She'll end up homeless because she can't pay the bills.  Strippers don't make THAT much money...
HAHAHAHAH.
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"Her publicist confirmed that Britney is pregnant but refused to give details."What details? Was the public hoping for a "Penthouse Letters" type report on what exactly happened?
YES
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lol I think she's like 16-17 now
Hah! I just IMDB'd her....she just turned 14. She's got a ways to go before she comes off the "no" list.
if they bleed they breed
if they can cut their own food, they're fair game(what movie is that from, if anyone knows then I'll give them massive props)
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lol I think she's like 16-17 now
Hah! I just IMDB'd her....she just turned 14. She's got a ways to go before she comes off the "no" list.
if they bleed they breed
if they can cut their own food, they're fair game(what movie is that from, if anyone knows then I'll give them massive props)
no clue, I even googled. If there's grass on the field play ball, if not play in the mud
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