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I Went Into Work But Got Fired Today


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All the better for him to run off into the sunset with John Juanda. Or if all else fails, JeffStrat.
What am I, chopped liver?You can't tell me that snuggling next to me on a moderate January morning 10 minutes from Palm Beach isn't better than riding a bike into a 40mph wind in 0 degree temperature.Yeah, thought so.
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What am I, chopped liver?You can't tell me that snuggling next to me on a moderate January morning 10 minutes from Palm Beach isn't better than riding a bike into a 40mph wind in 0 degree temperature.Yeah, thought so.
That's a windchill of: -29 °F . Frostbite would occur in 10-30 minutes. I miss winter.
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That's a windchill of: -29 °F . Frostbite would occur in 10-30 minutes. I miss winter.
I wasn't aware that there was an equation.I'm terrible at math, so, no matter.on the bright side, I haven't been fired today, and I'm not wearing a tie, and am wearing blue jeans. It costs $5 to wear them on Fridays during the March of Dimes campaign. Don't tell them, but I'd probably pay $10.I'm am like a leaky pipe, all over the ground floor.
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Pfft... Not with these pants on. They make my ass look huge.
At one of my local bars, there's a Brut ad in the hall to the women's room that says "Yes, that outfit does make you look fat!" I love it.
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