Attn: College Students:
#1
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:28 PM
#2
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:29 PM
Man, when I was in college, I went to class, got hammered, partied with awesome people as much as I could, met all sorts of new people, played IM sports, lounged around and made fun of girls behind their backs when they wouldn't sleep with me, and pretty much just had the most awesome time ever. That's what you DO in college, man.
My brother is going to MSU next year. Fuck the Spartans.
#3
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:32 PM
Personally the way you are talking I can't wait for college....
#4
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:35 PM
minus the poker part, what you described was my life in college
eat, sleep, study, drink, screw, party...that's college in a nut shell
you're doing fine
#5
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:41 PM
#6
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:46 PM
#7
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:47 PM
I suggest having a thing. Like, my thing was to wear a shirt that said "COLLEGE" on it, and just make vague comments during parties or tailgates, like, "Man... this is so college" while doing stereotypical college things, like drinking on a roof or bonging a beer. Then when people started to agree with me, I'd make a mental note to never become friends with them, and then laugh about them behind their backs with my real friends, because, Jesus, isn't that just a really stupid thing to say?
Also, I made a fake frat that still stands to this day.
Beta Omega Chi. BOX for life, bitches.
Wang
#8
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:49 PM
#9
Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:50 PM
#10
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:02 PM
before you send her on her way hit that s-hit first.
#11
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:08 PM
...my fraternity had a 5 hour per semester minimum.
oh and I donated my cock to many many freshman chicks.
[15:06] <Jan99> go J E T S
#12
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:10 PM
Wang
It sure is, my son. It sure is.
#13
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:17 PM
I'm guessing she wanted to hear about what sports you do, or that you bowl 2 nights a week or something like that...
#14
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:23 PM
(in order of priority)
-Drink
-Sleep
-Poker
-Eat
-Smoke
-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above
-Watch baseball
-Screw around on the computer
-Class
Me life while living home and commuting to school:
-Sleep
-Work
-Drink
-Eat
-Master my previously concieved useless activities
-Screw around on the computer
-Class
#15
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:29 PM
(in order of priority)
-Drink
-Sleep
-Poker
-Eat
-Smoke
-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above
-Watch baseball
-Screw around on the computer
-Class
Me life while living home and commuting to school:
-Sleep
-Work
-Drink
-Eat
-Master my previously concieved useless activities
-Screw around on the computer
-Class
What? Mommy doesn't approve of poker?
crack, lets run away together
Hey Crack, how did you get that avatar?
#16
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:35 PM
#17
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:37 PM
(in order of priority)
-Drink
-Sleep
-Poker
-Eat
-Smoke
-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above
-Watch baseball
-Screw around on the computer
-Class
Me life while living home and commuting to school:
-Sleep
-Work
-Drink
-Eat
-Master my previously concieved useless activities
-Screw around on the computer
-Class
And why aint you out looking for some poontang?
#18
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:40 PM
#19
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:48 PM
Internet
Self-Abuse
Repeat.
#20
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:50 PM
Nah, the fact that I'm living home and haven't played poker in a while is just a coincidence. I'm too lazy to figure out how to get money on/off online sites, and there are never any live games around me, since I live in NY. Also, I found myself getting a bit too wrapped up in it. Not really addictive gambling, but I just got too serious about it. I know I'm never going to be a professional poker player, so putting that much effort into my "game" is kind of stupid, and detracts from other things I want to do.
I had a "girlfriend" that I was with for a semester or so when I went away, but I admittedly put no sort of effort into the relationship. She just happened to always be doing the same stuff as I was, so we just added sexing to the mix during the downtime. Basically I just did the same stuff I always did. The only difference is instead of watching baseball games alone in my room, she was with me, and my penis would be getting wet.
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