Footballguru 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I go to michigan state and i feel like i dont do much in my life, im curious what others do. basically my life right now consists of sleeping, eating, working out, poker, going to parties, drinking, and hanging out with friends. oh and hanging out with my family sometimes. i dont have a gf...but what else do college students do? I study rarely but my grades are fine for now... Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I go to michigan state and i feel like i dont do much in my life, im curious what others do. basically my life right now consists of sleeping, eating, working out, poker, going to parties, drinking, and hanging out with friends. oh and hanging out with my family sometimes. i dont have a gf...but what else do college students do? I study rarely but my grades are fine for now...Man, when I was in college, I went to class, got hammered, partied with awesome people as much as I could, met all sorts of new people, played IM sports, lounged around and made fun of girls behind their backs when they wouldn't sleep with me, and pretty much just had the most awesome time ever. That's what you DO in college, man.My brother is going to MSU next year. Fuck the Spartans. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 What else are college students suppose to do? Do charity work?Personally the way you are talking I can't wait for college.... Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I go to michigan state and i feel like i dont do much in my life, im curious what others do. basically my life right now consists of sleeping, eating, working out, poker, going to parties, drinking, and hanging out with friends. oh and hanging out with my family sometimes. i dont have a gf...but what else do college students do? I study rarely but my grades are fine for now...minus the poker part, what you described was my life in collegeeat, sleep, study, drink, screw, party...that's college in a nut shellyou're doing fine Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 WTF else would you do? This is what happens in college Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I see nothing wrong with what you are doing. other then maybe including a few more girls it would be alot more fun. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 WTF else would you do? This is what happens in collegeI suggest having a thing. Like, my thing was to wear a shirt that said "COLLEGE" on it, and just make vague comments during parties or tailgates, like, "Man... this is so college" while doing stereotypical college things, like drinking on a roof or bonging a beer. Then when people started to agree with me, I'd make a mental note to never become friends with them, and then laugh about them behind their backs with my real friends, because, Jesus, isn't that just a really stupid thing to say?Also, I made a fake frat that still stands to this day.Beta Omega Chi. BOX for life, bitches. Wang Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 maybe add a few herbs, but that might have the reverse effect for you, but yea you're doing fine. Link to post Share on other sites
Footballguru 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 i guess i understand. i just met some girl and i like her and she asked me what my hobbies are and i replied with that, and shes like oh, well i work alot...for me poker is my only income (although i havent made anything in about 4 months LOL)...and she seemed kinda dissapointed that i didnt have more meaningful hobbies...i guess all i can say to her is NEXT GIRL Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 i guess i understand. i just met some girl and i like her and she asked me what my hobbies are and i replied with that, and shes like oh, well i work alot...for me poker is my only income (although i havent made anything in about 4 months LOL)...and she seemed kinda dissapointed that i didnt have more meaningful hobbies...i guess all i can say to her is NEXT GIRLbefore you send her on her way hit that s-hit first. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Hey! I did charity in college.......my fraternity had a 5 hour per semester minimum.oh and I donated my cock to many many freshman chicks. Link to post Share on other sites
jesus_ 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I suggest having a thing. Like, my thing was to wear a shirt that said "COLLEGE" on it, and just make vague comments during parties or tailgates, like, "Man... this is so college" while doing stereotypical college things, like drinking on a roof or bonging a beer. Then when people started to agree with me, I'd make a mental note to never become friends with them, and then laugh about them behind their backs with my real friends, because, Jesus, isn't that just a really stupid thing to say?WangIt sure is, my son. It sure is. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I go to school too, life consists of class, studying, poker, drinking, hanging out, sports, and sleeping. That's really all you're SUPPOSED to do in college, unless you're one of those crazy people who wants a full time job, and volunteers 20 hours at the homeless shelter, in which case get a life...I'm guessing she wanted to hear about what sports you do, or that you bowl 2 nights a week or something like that... Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 My life while going away to school: (in order of priority)-Drink-Sleep-Poker-Eat-Smoke-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above-Watch baseball-Screw around on the computer-ClassMe life while living home and commuting to school:-Sleep-Work-Drink-Eat-Master my previously concieved useless activities-Screw around on the computer-Class Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 My life while going away to school: (in order of priority)-Drink-Sleep-Poker-Eat-Smoke-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above-Watch baseball-Screw around on the computer-ClassMe life while living home and commuting to school:-Sleep-Work-Drink-Eat-Master my previously concieved useless activities-Screw around on the computer-Class What? Mommy doesn't approve of poker? Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Getting shitfaced and laughing at girls who pee in beds. Link to post Share on other sites
7upncider 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 My life while going away to school: (in order of priority)-Drink-Sleep-Poker-Eat-Smoke-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above-Watch baseball-Screw around on the computer-ClassMe life while living home and commuting to school:-Sleep-Work-Drink-Eat-Master my previously concieved useless activities-Screw around on the computer-ClassAnd why aint you out looking for some poontang? Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I went to parties during college and had my share of good times, but most of you guys have it way better than I did. For all 5 years, I commuted from home and have never lived "on campus" or experienced that sort of lifestyle. Looking back, I wish I could've afforded on-campus living because I bet it would've been such a blast (not to mention save a lot of cash in gas money). Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 TVInternetSelf-AbuseRepeat. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 What? Mommy doesn't approve of poker?Nah, the fact that I'm living home and haven't played poker in a while is just a coincidence. I'm too lazy to figure out how to get money on/off online sites, and there are never any live games around me, since I live in NY. Also, I found myself getting a bit too wrapped up in it. Not really addictive gambling, but I just got too serious about it. I know I'm never going to be a professional poker player, so putting that much effort into my "game" is kind of stupid, and detracts from other things I want to do.And why aint you out looking for some poontang?I had a "girlfriend" that I was with for a semester or so when I went away, but I admittedly put no sort of effort into the relationship. She just happened to always be doing the same stuff as I was, so we just added sexing to the mix during the downtime. Basically I just did the same stuff I always did. The only difference is instead of watching baseball games alone in my room, she was with me, and my penis would be getting wet. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 I've been in college for fucken 7 years and I can honestly say there is nothing more than what was described by the OP. They key is to learn to be as efficient in your studies as possible so you have lots of time for drinking and teaching the first year girls about the new move on campus referred to as "the shocker". Over the last years I have been looking forward to graduating this may, but lately I am really kind of dreading going into the real world and leaving all my friends and bongs behind. Mandatory drug tests are def -ev. Link to post Share on other sites
Footballguru 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Mandatory drug tests are def -ev.lol im on alcoholic probation for 2 more weeks. have to go every morning to get breathalized. sucks but at least im done in 2 weeks (its been like 4 months), BTW, what is a shocker? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 lol im on alcoholic probation for 2 more weeks.You wish you went to UAlbany for this one.I was on probation for the same thing, and was ordered to fill out surveys by an off-campus research company, as well as attend 3 meetings about the dangers of alcohol on campus. The meetings were stupid, but since the surveys were done by a company that wasn't affiliated with the school, they paid you $25 per survey taken. We were mandated to do 4 of them by the school, so essentially we got paid $100 for getting busted playing beer pong and being loud. Link to post Share on other sites
Footballguru 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 You wish you went to UAlbany for this one.I was on probation for the same thing, and was ordered to fill out surveys by an off-campus research company, as well as attend 3 meetings about the dangers of alcohol on campus. The meetings were stupid, but since the surveys were done by a company that wasn't affiliated with the school, they paid you $25 per survey taken. We were mandated to do 4 of them by the school, so essentially we got paid $100 for getting busted playing beer pong and being loud.ya well MSU sucks for that. u prob know our reputation and the administration/city is trying hard to change it. Roughly 10-20 MIPs are given out each thurs/fri/sat night...and probation is strict. and it sucks. waking up at 8 am every morning when my first class isnt until 3....fock me i need to go to sleep soon. Link to post Share on other sites
Wingmaster05 0 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 lol im on alcoholic probation for 2 more weeks. have to go every morning to get breathalized. sucks but at least im done in 2 weeks (its been like 4 months), BTW, what is a shocker? shockertwo in the pink, one in the stink...or come up with your own jingle if you wish. Link to post Share on other sites
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