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#1 Footballguru

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:28 PM

I go to michigan state and i feel like i dont do much in my life, im curious what others do. basically my life right now consists of sleeping, eating, working out, poker, going to parties, drinking, and hanging out with friends. oh and hanging out with my family sometimes. i dont have a gf...but what else do college students do? I study rarely but my grades are fine for now...

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:29 PM

QUOTE (Footballguru @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 9:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I go to michigan state and i feel like i dont do much in my life, im curious what others do. basically my life right now consists of sleeping, eating, working out, poker, going to parties, drinking, and hanging out with friends. oh and hanging out with my family sometimes. i dont have a gf...but what else do college students do? I study rarely but my grades are fine for now...


Man, when I was in college, I went to class, got hammered, partied with awesome people as much as I could, met all sorts of new people, played IM sports, lounged around and made fun of girls behind their backs when they wouldn't sleep with me, and pretty much just had the most awesome time ever. That's what you DO in college, man.

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:32 PM

What else are college students suppose to do? Do charity work?

Personally the way you are talking I can't wait for college....

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:35 PM

QUOTE (Footballguru @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 9:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I go to michigan state and i feel like i dont do much in my life, im curious what others do. basically my life right now consists of sleeping, eating, working out, poker, going to parties, drinking, and hanging out with friends. oh and hanging out with my family sometimes. i dont have a gf...but what else do college students do? I study rarely but my grades are fine for now...


minus the poker part, what you described was my life in college

eat, sleep, study, drink, screw, party...that's college in a nut shell

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:41 PM

WTF else would you do? This is what happens in college

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:46 PM

I see nothing wrong with what you are doing. other then maybe including a few more girls it would be alot more fun.
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:47 PM

QUOTE (GrinderMJ @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 9:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
WTF else would you do? This is what happens in college


I suggest having a thing. Like, my thing was to wear a shirt that said "COLLEGE" on it, and just make vague comments during parties or tailgates, like, "Man... this is so college" while doing stereotypical college things, like drinking on a roof or bonging a beer. Then when people started to agree with me, I'd make a mental note to never become friends with them, and then laugh about them behind their backs with my real friends, because, Jesus, isn't that just a really stupid thing to say?

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:49 PM

maybe add a few herbs, but that might have the reverse effect for you, but yea you're doing fine.

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 06:50 PM

i guess i understand. i just met some girl and i like her and she asked me what my hobbies are and i replied with that, and shes like oh, well i work alot...for me poker is my only income (although i havent made anything in about 4 months LOL)...and she seemed kinda dissapointed that i didnt have more meaningful hobbies...i guess all i can say to her is NEXT GIRL

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:02 PM

QUOTE (Footballguru @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 6:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i guess i understand. i just met some girl and i like her and she asked me what my hobbies are and i replied with that, and shes like oh, well i work alot...for me poker is my only income (although i havent made anything in about 4 months LOL)...and she seemed kinda dissapointed that i didnt have more meaningful hobbies...i guess all i can say to her is NEXT GIRL


before you send her on her way hit that s-hit first.
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:08 PM

Hey! I did charity in college....


...my fraternity had a 5 hour per semester minimum.

oh and I donated my cock to many many freshman chicks.


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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:10 PM

QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 6:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I suggest having a thing. Like, my thing was to wear a shirt that said "COLLEGE" on it, and just make vague comments during parties or tailgates, like, "Man... this is so college" while doing stereotypical college things, like drinking on a roof or bonging a beer. Then when people started to agree with me, I'd make a mental note to never become friends with them, and then laugh about them behind their backs with my real friends, because, Jesus, isn't that just a really stupid thing to say?

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:17 PM

I go to school too, life consists of class, studying, poker, drinking, hanging out, sports, and sleeping. That's really all you're SUPPOSED to do in college, unless you're one of those crazy people who wants a full time job, and volunteers 20 hours at the homeless shelter, in which case get a life...

I'm guessing she wanted to hear about what sports you do, or that you bowl 2 nights a week or something like that...
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:23 PM

My life while going away to school:
(in order of priority)
-Drink
-Sleep
-Poker
-Eat
-Smoke
-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above
-Watch baseball
-Screw around on the computer
-Class

Me life while living home and commuting to school:
-Sleep
-Work
-Drink
-Eat
-Master my previously concieved useless activities
-Screw around on the computer
-Class

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:29 PM

QUOTE (CardWarfare @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My life while going away to school:
(in order of priority)
-Drink
-Sleep
-Poker
-Eat
-Smoke
-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above
-Watch baseball
-Screw around on the computer
-Class

Me life while living home and commuting to school:
-Sleep
-Work
-Drink
-Eat
-Master my previously concieved useless activities
-Screw around on the computer
-Class


What? Mommy doesn't approve of poker?
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:35 PM

Getting shitfaced and laughing at girls who pee in beds.

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:37 PM

QUOTE (CardWarfare @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 7:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My life while going away to school:
(in order of priority)
-Drink
-Sleep
-Poker
-Eat
-Smoke
-Find useless ways to kill time, besides the above
-Watch baseball
-Screw around on the computer
-Class

Me life while living home and commuting to school:
-Sleep
-Work
-Drink
-Eat
-Master my previously concieved useless activities
-Screw around on the computer
-Class



And why aint you out looking for some poontang?
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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:40 PM

I went to parties during college and had my share of good times, but most of you guys have it way better than I did. For all 5 years, I commuted from home and have never lived "on campus" or experienced that sort of lifestyle. Looking back, I wish I could've afforded on-campus living because I bet it would've been such a blast (not to mention save a lot of cash in gas money).

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:48 PM

TV
Internet
Self-Abuse

Repeat.

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Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (CrackofmyACE @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What? Mommy doesn't approve of poker?

Nah, the fact that I'm living home and haven't played poker in a while is just a coincidence. I'm too lazy to figure out how to get money on/off online sites, and there are never any live games around me, since I live in NY. Also, I found myself getting a bit too wrapped up in it. Not really addictive gambling, but I just got too serious about it. I know I'm never going to be a professional poker player, so putting that much effort into my "game" is kind of stupid, and detracts from other things I want to do.

QUOTE (7upncider @ Wednesday, March 21st, 2007, 10:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And why aint you out looking for some poontang?

I had a "girlfriend" that I was with for a semester or so when I went away, but I admittedly put no sort of effort into the relationship. She just happened to always be doing the same stuff as I was, so we just added sexing to the mix during the downtime. Basically I just did the same stuff I always did. The only difference is instead of watching baseball games alone in my room, she was with me, and my penis would be getting wet.




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