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[looshle]

GOALTo be as unoriginal as possible, while at the same time cluttering the boards and forcing myself to the center or attention. Oh, and 5000 DOLLARS!!!Day 2- Forcing you to throw your standard bankroll ideas out the window!Well, Day 1 was a good start for me. I doubled my bankroll and taught most of you how much better I am than you, which proves that you should follow my magical voyage to $5,000 to learn how to play poker. Let's see how we do with Day 2 shall we!?!?!Starting Bankroll - $202Hand 1AA omg i love holdem.4 limps, sb completes, i raise!! they all callflop Js 4c 3hI bet , 3 callers,LP1 and SB fold.turn 3di bet, 2 callers, Mp3 foldsriver 7hI bet they both callAA good, $137 pot for me!!Hand 2Q4 in the small blind and I fold to a raiseHand 3Q4 again and I fold to a raise. Not that I would even limp anways! LOL!Hand 4T7o. You just can't play this guys. I don't care what JFarrell20 says. It sucks.Hand 594o. Fold this faster than Jweb deletes my post for flaming on JFarrell.Hand 6T3 soooooooted. ( See, how i spelled suited with like 8 O's. Man, thats funny. AND original.) FOLD IT!Hand 7UTG with 5JackOFFsuit. Lol. I said jackoff. Next stop, muckville!Hand 8BB with 69s. Big lick baby. SOOOOOTED. <--- LOL!!! We see the flop 5 handed.FlopAh 4d 8cI fold to 2 cold. I could still hit my straight flush but it's 2 cold!!Hand 9740. Better chance you'll see a completion from Eli Manning before you see one from a good poker player here. "But looshle it's a 2 gapper!"Oh, stfu!Hand 10J70 on the button. You know what to do w/ this.Hand 11k90. This tables looser than a 5 cent hooker but you still wont make my play k9o, I can tell you that much!!Hand 12T5s. Guys.... Don't. Look who you're getting advice from and trust me.It would have hit 2 pair, and won!! Better play it next time, right? No!!!!Hand 13a6o. Oooh an ace, but still not playable.Hand 14JTo. Was gonna be stupid and limp but UTG raises it so i fold. JT woulda made a boat!! I'm making some horrible folds preflop. I'm playing next hand, I don't careHand 1552o. I lied!!! LMFAO!!!!Hand 16k5 in the BB. Raised and I fold.Hand 1734o in the small blind. Bye Bye 4 high.Hand 18Qt0. 3 limpers ahead of me, why not?Flop 9d 7c 2dBB bets and I fold like the beyotch that I am.Hand 19a8o. Maybe if it was soooooooooooted. Man that never gets old. I fold because I'm not mentally handicapped.Hand 20Aqo. A real hand!! Mp1 limps and I raise it. Everyone folds and he calls.Flop Qd tc 5hHe checks, I bet, He calls.Turn 3dCheck, bet, call.River 9sCheck, bet, call.$74, meet Looshle. Looshle meet $74.Hand 21QTo. I fold to a raise in front of me. Learned my lesson the first time!!Hand 2294o. Maybe if I was drunk.Hand 2397o. Gettin better! O yea, fold.Hand 24K9s UTG, I fold and take time to reflect how good I am at this game.Ending Bankroll - $322Profit - $120BB/100 - Like 50!! :dance: :dance: :dance:

[Royal_Tour]

I have a question., You appear to be playing 5, 10 or something.. and you started with 100??. if you continue to play this level. your going to crash and burn..Whats that?? "Sandman to Viper Command".. crash and burnnnnnnnotice how i used 7 N's.. thats funny, and original

[looshle]

Since you know I started with $100, then that means you read Day 1, in which I say I'm playing 5/10. You can be one of the skeptics, but look @ my bank roll. Geeeez.

[Rocketwadster]

I do not know what level you are playing at, and don't feel like trying to figure it out based on the hands you have posted where you won, but it just seems like you have some bad opponents based on what you have posted. Are you sure this ain't play money? :wink:

[Royal_Tour]

looshle said:

Since you know I started with $100, then that means you read Day 1, in which I say I'm playing 5/10. You can be one of the skeptics, but look @ my bank roll. Geeeez.

I'm not saying you shouldnt do it.. I'm just saying its a dumb idea to sit down at those tables with anything less than 250.00U kicked off your day withAA.. if you kicked off your first 20 hands with garbage, and a few K,Q suited, etc.. and started playing some blinds, only to get horrible flops..where would u be after an hour??.. about 20 bucks!lol

[speedz99]

I would like to go on record saying that I think this is a funny post.That is all.

[looshle]

Royal_Tour said:

looshle said:

Since you know I started with $100, then that means you read Day 1, in which I say I'm playing 5/10. You can be one of the skeptics, but look @ my bank roll. Geeeez.

I'm not saying you shouldnt do it.. I'm just saying its a dumb idea to sit down at those tables with anything less than 250.00U kicked off your day withAA.. if you kicked off your first 20 hands with garbage, and a few K,Q suited, etc.. and started playing some blinds, only to get horrible flops..where would u be after an hour??.. about 20 bucks!lol

Well now I can sit at my table with $322, can't i??

[Royal_Tour]

looshle said:

Royal_Tour said:

looshle said:

Since you know I started with $100, then that means you read Day 1, in which I say I'm playing 5/10. You can be one of the skeptics, but look @ my bank roll. Geeeez.

I'm not saying you shouldnt do it.. I'm just saying its a dumb idea to sit down at those tables with anything less than 250.00U kicked off your day withAA.. if you kicked off your first 20 hands with garbage, and a few K,Q suited, etc.. and started playing some blinds, only to get horrible flops..where would u be after an hour??.. about 20 bucks!lol

Well now I can sit at my table with $322, can't i??

Ok.. start posting your hand history.. i wanna see just how bad your going to get burned in a week.

[looshle]

Pacific Poker doesn't have a hand history, so I do the best that I can. You can't argue with results can you?

[SabaAba]

These are the best posts ever, much better (in terms of funny not learning) than Smash ever did. Keep it up, I think you will be at $5000 in about 3 weeks. I've always said the best way to make money in holdem is the hit and run method. Make $100 or so a day and get out. You know that this is easily done because you don't let the fluctuation settle in. This game can be beat for 50BB/100 easily if you just hit and run :-)OK loosle, keep it up, can't wait for day 3 post.

[jlgosse]

Most people don't realize that the amount in your account isn't how much money you have.I have $65 on Stars and $85 on Empire, and I play 0.50/1.00 LIMIT, thinking about playing higher soon.This doesn't mean my BR is $150, because I have ALOT more money in the bank which I would use.I'm sure this guy doesn't only have $100 to play with if he just threw it on to play in some race.

[Emptyeye]

looshle said:

Hand 8BB with 69s. Big lick baby. SOOOOOTED. <--- LOL!!! We see the flop 5 handed.FlopAh 4d 8cI fold to 2 cold. I could still hit my straight flush but it's 2 cold!!

That's quality right there. Nicely done. You'll be there in no time.

[Royal_Tour]

jlgosse said:

Most people don't realize that the amount in your account isn't how much money you have.I have $65 on Stars and $85 on Empire, and I play 0.50/1.00 LIMIT, thinking about playing higher soon.This doesn't mean my BR is $150, because I have ALOT more money in the bank which I would use.I'm sure this guy doesn't only have $100 to play with if he just threw it on to play in some race.

I dont even know what this is supposed to mean????"60% of the time, this post makes sense all the time?" ??Anyways., his bankrole is the amount of money he has set aside on a weekly, or monthly basis to play poker if he ever goes bust in one game. Obviously he has more than 100$, But he said his starting bankrole is 100$Everyone has money outside of their PS, or UB or PP accounts., but that doesnt mean that cash is used for online poker.

[SplashMaster]

looshle you the manfunny stuff and gl with the race hope you make it

[looshle]

Thanks Splash, it's nice to see someone can appreciate the energy I am putting into this. At this pace my $5k mark should be passed very quickly.

[hawsdog]

Shouldn't you move up to 15/30 now that you've got $322?

[looshle]

Funny. Not as funny as the Yankees hopse to win the AL East but still humorous. I show off my insane skillz, I expect to get the average Joe to get jealous and attack me. It's ok Joe, start at .05/.10 and use my threads to help improve your game. Maybe after you start winning with solid poker, you will understand that I am simply trying to help you.

[crumpentunt]

Next stop, muckville! I dont know why, but I burst out laughing when I read that. Did you deposit $400 into Pacific and then just play with the $100 bonus? I am actually doing that tomorrow, to get the $50 from being referred by a friend. I really don't feel like playing at a site which only allows you to play one table and with no handhistory for pokertracker, so I might just join you. This looks like a gay old time.

[elkang]

hawsdog said:

Shouldn't you move up to 15/30 now that you've got $322?

This wins as funniest post of Day 2. But, keep it up... the day is not over.

[dpianomn]

loosh--why don't you go out for the announcer's spot for the wsop...your commentary tops norman chad's any day!favorite quote, "$74 meet looshle, looshle meet $74"LMAO! :wink: