Jump to content


Donkey Has Made It To Venezuala


  • Please log in to reply
95 replies to this topic

#1 DanielNegreanu

DanielNegreanu

    Poker Forum Veteran

  • Root Admin
  • 7,395 posts
  • Location:Las Vegas

Posted 16 March 2007 - 09:34 PM

Hugo Chavez just said the following, "Georige W. Bush. You are a donkey Mr. Bush." Amazing how far poker has come...




#2 Vatche

Vatche

    Forum Veteran

  • Members
  • 5,680 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 16 March 2007 - 09:40 PM

lol icon_biggrin.gif

#3 PrtyPSux

PrtyPSux

    WE TAKIN OVER!

  • Members
  • 6,108 posts
  • Location:WPT's

Posted 16 March 2007 - 10:10 PM

QUOTE (DanielNegreanu @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 4:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hugo Chavez just said the following, "Georige W. Bush. You are a donkey Mr. Bush." Amazing how far poker has come...


He's probably friends with twincaracas....that or they use the word donkey like we do in Mexico anyone dumb = Burro.

#4 BigDMcGee

BigDMcGee

    Forum Entitlist

  • Members
  • 21,059 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 17 March 2007 - 12:01 AM

Proably more the south american usage, that he's stubborn, rather than he's a sucker at poker.

"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

SN: BigDMcGee on Stars and UB. I do NOT have a full tilt account because those Richers won't give me rakeback.

#5 rogerwilco

rogerwilco

    poker sucks

  • Members
  • 1,974 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Vienna

Posted 17 March 2007 - 12:54 AM

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 9:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Proably more the south american usage, that he's stubborn, rather than he's a sucker at poker.


lol, really - you think so? icon_biggrin.gif

#6 HermanKahn

HermanKahn

    Poker Forum Nut

  • Members
  • 400 posts

Posted 17 March 2007 - 01:26 AM

Richard Nixon had trouble in Venezuela, but he wasn't a donkey:

"While he was in the US Navy in World War II, Nixon won $6000 in his first two months playing poker. He used his winnings to fund his first campaign for congress, which he won. "

"A devoted player, Nixon turned down a chance to have dinner with Charles Lindbergh when it conflicted with a regular poker session. Nixon said years later, "Today it seems incredible to me that I passed up an opportunity to have dinner with Charles Lindbergh because of a card game. But in the intense loneliness and boredom of the South Pacific, our poker games were more than idle pastimes, and the etiquette surrounding them was taken very seriously."

Day 1, Tape 3 00:37:46
[Frank Gannon] What was your technique?

[Richard Nixon] Well, the technique was -- in my case was to play it very close to the vest. I didn't -- I knew when to get out of a pot. I didn't stick around when I didn't have the cards. I didn't bluff very often. I just bluffed enough so that, when I really had the cards, people stayed in. Whenever I bluffed, in other words, I let it be known that I had bluffed and lost so that I could stay in. And, of course, my most vivid experience -- and this is something that I -- I imagine very few people, certainly any of our listeners have -- have probably never had this experience -- I'll never forget. In a stud poker game one night, I drew a hand -- I understand it's -- would be at the odds of six hundred and fifty thousand to one that this could happen. I drew the ace of diamonds down, and then, in order, exact order, came the king of diamonds, the queen of diamonds, the jack of diamonds, the ten of diamonds. A royal flush. Four of them showing. Well, I played it pretty well. There were pairs -- a couple of the other fellows had pairs, and instead of raising, I just sort of checked, you know, or stayed in or called and so forth and so on, till finally there was a pretty fair pot. But at the end -- this was one of those times, you know, when the -- after -- at the end I, of course, placed a big bet, and most everybody checked out. They thought maybe I had it. But this is one of the times you don't have to show it when you're not called. But I had to show it. And I turned over the ace and everybody just -- nobody'd ever seen it before. And they'll never see it again.

hahahaha can't you just hear him: "SHIP IT!!"
.
.

#7 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,224 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 17 March 2007 - 02:26 AM

So Hugo has more in common with the democrat's party than we thought.





P.S. I also hear that Saddam didn't like Bush either
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent


"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900

View Posttimwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.

#8 socalpoker_j

socalpoker_j

    Poker Forum Veteran

  • Members
  • 5,800 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 17 March 2007 - 02:52 AM

QUOTE (DanielNegreanu @ Friday, March 16th, 2007, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Big Mouth Left Wing Socialist just said the following, "10-Gallon Hat Wearing Retard. You are a donkey because even with your terrible decision making, somehow your country is doing meh-meh."


Fixed His Speech.

#9 BigDMcGee

BigDMcGee

    Forum Entitlist

  • Members
  • 21,059 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 17 March 2007 - 07:20 AM

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 2:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So Hugo has more in common with the democrat's party than we thought.
P.S. I also hear that Saddam didn't like Bush either

It's not a very exclusive club.

"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

SN: BigDMcGee on Stars and UB. I do NOT have a full tilt account because those Richers won't give me rakeback.

#10 All_In

All_In

    Poker Forum Veteran

  • Members
  • 1,198 posts
  • Location:ON
  • Interests:Poker, Golf, Poker, Guitar, Poker, etc...

Posted 17 March 2007 - 08:52 AM

QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 3:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So Hugo has more in common with the democrat's party than we thought.
P.S. I also hear that Saddam didn't like Bush either

practically no one likes bush.
I don't need to be a global citizen because I'm blessed by nationality I'm member of a growing populace we enforce our popularity I feel sorry for the earth's population 'cuz so few live in the U.S.A. At least the foreigners can copy our morality they can visit but they cannot stay Only precious few can garner the prosperity it makes us walk with renewed confidence He's the farmers barren fields the force the army wields The expression in the faces of the starving millions The power of the man he's the fuel that drives the clan He's the motive and conscience of the murderer He's the preacher on t.v. the false sincerity The form letter that's written by the big computers He's the nuclear bombs and the kids with no moms

#11 Miguel McHarris

Miguel McHarris

    Poker Forum Groupie

  • Members
  • 719 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 17 March 2007 - 11:59 AM

G Dub over-playin the A-K.

#12 chrozzo

chrozzo

    hi™

  • Members
  • 22,868 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Geico

Posted 17 March 2007 - 12:11 PM

Huga Chavez has sex with Donkeys?
FCP CBO: Chief Beer Officer

I'm kind of a big deal.




#13 grocery_mony

grocery_mony

    ^Douchebag^

  • Members
  • 9,060 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:The great white north
  • Interests:poker,money

Posted 17 March 2007 - 12:55 PM

Something about George w tells me he is the type that chases inside straight draws because he "just had a feeling".

#14 H_Factor73

H_Factor73

    Poker Forum Nut

  • Members
  • 340 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Oregon
  • Favorite Poker Game:Omaha/8

Posted 17 March 2007 - 01:32 PM

QUOTE (All_In @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 9:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
practically no one likes bush.


I know lots of men and several lesbians who like bush.

#15 CiberX

CiberX

    Poker Forum Newbie

  • Members
  • 61 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Favorite Poker Game:NLH

Posted 17 March 2007 - 02:47 PM

It's Venezuela.... not venezuALA
Anyways chavez is a bigger donkey than anyone else including bush.

<--- Venezuelan poker player

#16 timwakefield

timwakefield

    He fixes radios by thinking!

  • Members
  • 13,884 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Boston

Posted 17 March 2007 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (grocery_mony @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Something about George w tells me he is the type that chases inside straight draws because he is functionally retarded.



fyp
QUOTE (Balloon guy @ Monday, February 20th, 2012, 1:13 PM)
Hitler was not motivated by hate.


Gervais: What do you worry about, that you've heard on the news?
Pilkington: I heard something about worms getting teeth.

#17 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,224 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 17 March 2007 - 04:48 PM

It's for sure true that the 'Hate Bush' crowd has many interesting members, from genocidical dicatators, to communist puppets to power hungry politicians.

Maybe there should be more effort putting the normal people to the frontlines and try to keep the wacos in the back.


When Clinton was president and our side was the haters, we tried to keep the Mena Arkansaw people and the like restricted to the internet and the 12 midnight to 5: 00 radio channels. Worked too, we won the next two presidential elections AND got to fill some seats in the Supreme Court with some right minded judges this time.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent


"The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected." G.K. Chesterson 1900

View Posttimwakefield, on 18 April 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

Things are only rights because the government decides they should be rights.

#18 BigDMcGee

BigDMcGee

    Forum Entitlist

  • Members
  • 21,059 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 17 March 2007 - 04:49 PM

QUOTE (CiberX @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 2:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's Venezuela.... not venezuALA
Anyways chavez is a bigger donkey than anyone else including bush.

<--- Venezuelan poker player



Come from an oil family?

"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

SN: BigDMcGee on Stars and UB. I do NOT have a full tilt account because those Richers won't give me rakeback.

#19 Muck, You Suckers!

Muck, You Suckers!

    Poker Forum Nut

  • Members
  • 386 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Texas
  • Interests:Poker, Guitars, Hunting, Fishing

Posted 17 March 2007 - 06:13 PM

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 7:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come from an oil family?



What kind of racist BS is that? You think just because a hispanic is educated and smart enough to see beyond socialist and communist BS that he must have been born into money? Typical liberal democrat racism. If someone that isn't white doesn't agree with your BS then there must be a reason, because that non-white person couldn't possibly be smart enough to form their own opinion so you must do it for them.

#20 BigDMcGee

BigDMcGee

    Forum Entitlist

  • Members
  • 21,059 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 17 March 2007 - 09:07 PM

QUOTE (Muck, You Suckers! @ Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 6:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What kind of racist BS is that? You think just because a hispanic is educated and smart enough to see beyond socialist and communist BS that he must have been born into money? Typical liberal democrat racism. If someone that isn't white doesn't agree with your BS then there must be a reason, because that non-white person couldn't possibly be smart enough to form their own opinion so you must do it for them.




First of all, I don't know what race has a thing to do with any of this. "Hispanic" is a term that people in the united states use to white wash people from south of here, but it' hardly the way people from those regions use to classify race. I went to college with several people from central and south america, from Columbia, from costa rica, from puerto rico, ect. All of them came from wealthy backgrounds, and talking to them about race and racial issues was fascinating. A) Every one of them considered themselves white and cool.gif their attitudes towards the poorer, darker skinned "hispanics" from their country and the rest of central and south america ranged from condescension to open bigotry. I don't know the situation in Venezuela specifically, perhaps Ciderx could shed some light on the issue, however if it's like the countries I am familiar with, it has a rich white ruling class and a impoverished mixed ethnic lower class. (from wikipedia..Some 60% of the estimated 27,483,200 Venezuelans are mestizo (mixed white, African, and Amerindian ancestry); another 29% are white, mostly of Spanish, Italian, German, and Portuguese stock. Other important minority groups include Afro-Venezuelans (8%), who are mostly the descendents of imported slaves, and Asians (2%), who are of predominantly Arab and Chinese descent. )

Now, I would consider my comment to be "typically Marxist" in the fact that I was judging his distain of Hugo Chavez was based on class, as he's immensely popular with the lower classes in Venezuela, but intensely unpopular with the rich elites, and a great deal of Venezuela's wealth comes from oil, but certainly not all of it. Mostly it was a joke.


" If someone that isn't white doesn't agree with your BS then there must be a reason, because that non-white person couldn't possibly be smart enough to form their own opinion so you must do it for them."


I don't know what this really means, it's a bit of an ambiguous rant. First off, I'm not a socialist or a communist, I'm not a particular supporter of Chavez, so I don't really know what BS the poster should or shouldn't be agreeing with. All I was doing was making an educated guess that he wasn't a poor Venezuelan. Second off, I have no idea if he is white or isn't, I would wager the poster would consider himself white, but you'd have to ask him.


Your post is almost frothing at the mouth, shows a deep ignorance of the way people in south america view race, and in general makes very little sense. Try better next time.

"We are only wise in knowing that we know nothing"
-Socrates

"Dust. Wind. Dude."
-Ted Theodore Logan

SN: BigDMcGee on Stars and UB. I do NOT have a full tilt account because those Richers won't give me rakeback.




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users