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Who's The Better Player?

Started by timwakefield, Mar 13 2007 03:56 PM

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Who's better?

  1. Cat (88 votes [47.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 47.57%

  2. Dog (97 votes [52.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 52.43%

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#41 pookie_jurd

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:13 PM

cat obv > dogcats are sneaky little bastards ..

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:31 PM

View PostJames D, on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007, 9:43 PM, said:

You may have a pointPosted ImageWhilst he hasn't won a game yet, he is learning.
Better in live play than on line. Can get better reads on his opponents by sensing fear when he is in the hand.Senses not so keen when playing on line.
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:36 PM

Right.. that's it!!I'm calling shenanigans on this whole topic!Yes Mr. Wakefield, that's right, I have uncovered some pretty dirty collusion tactics going on here. You heard it here first folks, Cat and Dog are no enemies... they have been selling us that line for too long now. I feel that as humans, we need to stand together against this evil that is among us. They have been scamming us for too long.Although I do feel that the 'so-called' Mr. Wakefield has a piece of both of them.Evidence:Posted Image

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 06:39 PM

Cat for life!

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 07:52 PM

View PostTB17, on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007, 5:51 PM, said:

Cat doesn't even have a sharkscope, that means it doesnt have the balls to put real money online. DOG > CAT
That's because Cat is smart enough to know that online poker is rigged, and only donks play there.

View PostJames D, on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007, 6:36 PM, said:

I'm calling shenanigans on this whole topic!Yes Mr. Wakefield, that's right, I have uncovered some pretty dirty collusion tactics going on here. You heard it here first folks, Cat and Dog are no enemies... they have been selling us that line for too long now. I feel that as humans, we need to stand together against this evil that is among us. They have been scamming us for too long.
Nope, that's a whole different entity altogether: Posted Image
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 09:51 PM

See my sig for my answer.

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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:38 PM

View Postcheckymcfold, on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007, 8:08 PM, said:

"i'm drinking sam adams summer ale, the nastiest **** ever put out by Sam Adams."-dog.
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Posted 13 March 2007 - 10:57 PM

My dog would eat the chips.
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Posted 14 March 2007 - 12:11 AM

Its a known fact that dogs wag their tail when they hit the flop
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Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

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Posted 14 March 2007 - 02:11 AM

Easily the Cat. He can win by one of three ways:1. with the best hand2. a sneaky bluff3. eating your soulthe dog isn't aggressive enough and he's a bit of a calling station.

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 04:54 AM

I felt this thread deserved a bump...Posted Image(I think the cat's playing Chinese Poker.)
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 05:52 AM

View Posttimwakefield, on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007, 7:56 PM, said:

1. Posted Image2.Posted ImageThe game is 5 Card Draw, no Jokers.
The Cat! Unreadable.Clearly the cat has maintained control and is concentrating on the game, while the Dog has hit the bottle and is resorting to that 'putting the whammy' look on my master...."you will fold to my raises....you will pass the JB....you will get me a treat, too" ..the dog is on TILT!
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 07:35 AM

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 09:36 AM

Cats are tournament players, dogs annihilate the cash games. Final table at the CSOP:Posted Image...I guess some people find cats useful to have around when poker gets boring: QUESTION FROM Wessdaddy42: mike are you drunk right now?ANSWER FROM Mike Matusow: nlo jsut jacked off on my cat :club: LOL!!
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 09:49 AM

The cat owns. He is playing small pot poker, slowing crushing his opponents. While the dog is there building some massive pots with mediocre hands.Cat(btw, anyone notice if you add up BK (2+11) and JC (10+3) you get (unlucky for some) 13. That's kinda crazy and I don't care what anyone says
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 11:53 AM

View Postcheckymcfold, on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007, 5:10 PM, said:

F U. look at the angle of cat's stare. he's looking at your hands, watching your fingers tremble ever so slightly as you move for chips. SICK READS.
+1. Cats are sick at paying attention to every thing that goes on around them. Dogs are just looking for a leg to hump or a fire hydrant to piss on.

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 12:08 PM

As pointed out previously I've had to go with cat as he's unreadable but also he appears to have a rather large chip stack accumulated compared to dogs poor showing.

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Posted 17 March 2007 - 12:26 PM

View PostSCYUKON, on Tuesday, March 13th, 2007, 6:12 PM, said:

Does a cat have a poker website named after him? I ain't seen BoCat poker. Nuff said...
Also, Doggystyle !! I don't think they named a position after cat.
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 12:30 PM

View PostCanuckickstan, on Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 1:26 PM, said:

Also, Doggystyle !! I don't think they named a position after cat.
Doggystyle is worthless without the pussy.
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Posted 17 March 2007 - 01:08 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Saturday, March 17th, 2007, 1:30 PM, said:

Doggystyle is worthless without the pussy.
Some sickiespeople would disagree.
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