what is the best zinger you have heard???

[CaneBrain 97]

I was playing 10-20 at the borgata the other night and the table I was at had at least 5 or 6 regulars in it. (Yes, I know my table selection is impeccable!) Anyways, this euro-trash looking guy sits down and proceeds to play like a maniac and flush his chips away. At one point, he lost 4 straight hands to the same guy. As he was raking in the 4th straight pot the regular turns to the maniac fish and goes "So, is there a 1.50 transaction fee or what??"I was dying....such good timing. Anyone else heard a good one like this?

[justblaze 0]

I was playing 10-20 at the borgata the other night and the table I was at had at least 5 or 6 regulars in it. (Yes, I know my table selection is impeccable!) Anyways, this euro-trash looking guy sits down and proceeds to play like a maniac and flush his chips away. At one point, he lost 4 straight hands to the same guy. As he was raking in the 4th straight pot the regular turns to the maniac fish and goes "So, is there a 1.50 transaction fee or what??"I was dying....such good timing. Anyone else heard a good one like this?

"your tax receipt is in the mail."(as i took a players last chip, flexed my arm body builder style with my index finger extended towards the cage) "the cashier is thataway."another one i like is tipping the dealer before showdown.

[digitalmonkey 929]

I was playing 10-20 at the borgata the other night and the table I was at had at least 5 or 6 regulars in it. (Yes, I know my table selection is impeccable!) Anyways, this euro-trash looking guy sits down and proceeds to play like a maniac and flush his chips away. At one point, he lost 4 straight hands to the same guy. As he was raking in the 4th straight pot the regular turns to the maniac fish and goes "So, is there a 1.50 transaction fee or what??"I was dying....such good timing. Anyone else heard a good one like this?

:naughty: Saying anything to this guy was stupid. Why would you risk pushing this guy away. The regular is an idiot to say this. Don't tap the glass.

[Rocketwadster 0]

(as i took a players last chip, flexed my arm body builder style with my index finger extended towards the cage) "the cashier is thataway."

A classic :!: Nicely done.

[Devilkin 0]

Best zinger I laid on someone was in a S&G awhile ago. Played 710s- caught the flush on the river, beating his two pair.He said something like 'wtf are you doing over there playing that kind of hand, fish"?I responded "quietly counting your chips".Needless to say the XXXXX's started flying after that.

[CaneBrain 97]

I was playing 10-20 at the borgata the other night and the table I was at had at least 5 or 6 regulars in it.  (Yes, I know my table selection is impeccable!)  Anyways, this euro-trash looking guy sits down and proceeds to play like a maniac and flush his chips away.  At one point, he lost 4 straight hands to the same guy.  As he was raking in the 4th straight pot the regular turns to the maniac fish and goes "So, is there a 1.50 transaction fee or what??"I was dying....such good timing.  Anyone else heard a good one like this?

:naughty: Saying anything to this guy was stupid. Why would you risk pushing this guy away. The regular is an idiot to say this. Don't tap the glass.

I think the regular just couldnt resist. Besides, this guy screamed tourist....its not like he was killing future action. Still I get your meaning and technically you are right....but it was still damn funny.

[Swift_Psycho 1]

another one i like is tipping the dealer before showdown.This is a good one, but I'd have to make sure I won the hand. I'd be horribly embarrassed to even split the pot after doing that.

[dna4ever 2]

My favorite live saying was when I was playing at Imperial Palace last year. We (about 5 people) had been playing like 10 hours straight and the other 4 chairs kept rotating in. Anytime there was an obvious fish at the table this guy that was sitting left of the dealer would make these fish faces (sucking in his cheeks and puckering out his lips in kissing fashion). He never did it where the fish could see, but the rest of us started paying attention to this and I guess its just one of those things you had to be there to appreciate. 10 hours we were all a bit giddy and everytime he would do that we would have to hold our guts from exploding.On a side note .. how is the 10-20 game? I am staying at the Borgata on June 15th and 16th and plan on playing either 6/12 or 10/20 while there

[Guest]

Best zinger I laid on someone was in a S&G awhile ago.  Played 710s- caught the flush on the river, beating his two pair.He said something like 'wtf are you doing over there playing that kind of hand, fish"?I responded "quietly counting your chips".Needless to say the XXXXX's started flying after that.

hahaha good 1 :-)

[DeNuts1 0]

I was playing 10-20 at the borgata the other night and the table I was at had at least 5 or 6 regulars in it.  (Yes, I know my table selection is impeccable!)  Anyways, this euro-trash looking guy sits down and proceeds to play like a maniac and flush his chips away.  At one point, he lost 4 straight hands to the same guy.  As he was raking in the 4th straight pot the regular turns to the maniac fish and goes "So, is there a 1.50 transaction fee or what??"I was dying....such good timing.  Anyone else heard a good one like this?

"your tax receipt is in the mail."(as i took a players last chip, flexed my arm body builder style with my index finger extended towards the cage) "the cashier is thataway."another one i like is tipping the dealer before showdown.

hahahha....I gotta try that one. Priceless!

[justblaze 0]

another one i like is tipping the dealer before showdown.This is a good one, but I'd have to make sure I won the hand.  I'd be horribly embarrassed to even split the pot after doing that.

theres only 1 player ive seen do it well. She is a sharp 20-40 player, and does it when she plays down with us at 10-20. Her reads are pretty sharp, she generally knows when she has the hand. watching the expression on the opponents face as she tosses that white chip in is classic. i call it the 'aw f*ck' look.

[dna4ever 2]

call it the 'aw f*ck' look.

LOL BEEN THERE!Its like having AQ board comes Q38j5 rainbow and your all happy betting in your safe little TPTK world and getting calls and the river comes and you make your happy little bet then all of a sudden another player raises, then another player reraises and your like ''aw f*ck''

[justblaze 0]

call it the 'aw f*ck' look.

LOL BEEN THERE!Its like having AQ board comes Q38j5 rainbow and your all happy betting in your safe little TPTK world and getting calls and the river comes and you make your happy little bet then all of a sudden another player raises, then another player reraises and your like ''aw f*ck''

no, thats the "he still has cards?!" look. goddamm #1 seat.

[CaneBrain 97]

My favorite live saying was when I was playing at Imperial Palace last year.   We (about 5 people) had been playing like 10 hours straight and the other 4 chairs kept rotating in.   Anytime there was an obvious fish at the table this guy that was sitting left of the dealer would make these fish faces (sucking in his cheeks and puckering out his lips in kissing fashion).  He never did it where the fish could see, but the rest of us started paying attention to this and I guess its just one of those things you had to be there to appreciate.  10 hours we were all a bit giddy and everytime he would do that we would have to hold our guts from exploding.On a side note .. how is the 10-20 game?  I am staying at the Borgata on June 15th and 16th and plan on playing either 6/12 or 10/20 while there

10-20 game at the borgata is tough...full of regulars....I would say play 2-5 NL or 6-12 instead. It was kind of frustrating actually as the 10-20 at foxwoods is usually soft. It might have just been because it was thurs. night though. Just my two cents.

[dna4ever 2]

My favorite live saying was when I was playing at Imperial Palace last year.   We (about 5 people) had been playing like 10 hours straight and the other 4 chairs kept rotating in.   Anytime there was an obvious fish at the table this guy that was sitting left of the dealer would make these fish faces (sucking in his cheeks and puckering out his lips in kissing fashion).  He never did it where the fish could see, but the rest of us started paying attention to this and I guess its just one of those things you had to be there to appreciate.  10 hours we were all a bit giddy and everytime he would do that we would have to hold our guts from exploding.On a side note .. how is the 10-20 game?  I am staying at the Borgata on June 15th and 16th and plan on playing either 6/12 or 10/20 while there

10-20 game at the borgata is tough...full of regulars....I would say play 2-5 NL or 6-12 instead. It was kind of frustrating actually as the 10-20 at foxwoods is usually soft. It might have just been because it was thurs. night though. Just my two cents.

Thanks for the tip, I just looked and I will be there the 16th and 17th which is Thursday and Friday night. I will stick to 6/12. Steve Miller Band on the 16th too! Can't wait!

[Rocketwadster 0]

Here's one that came up this past weekend at our home game. Didn't really aply to anything about the game, but good nevertheless.Background info is required to appreciate it though. I have changed the names to protect their identities. XXX and YYY Rooth have been trying to have a baby for about 6 months now.My buddy Tim, who was hosting, went into the kitchen in the middle of the evening, comes out and says to YYY "Here, I figured that XXX wasn't gonna do it, so I'll give you one" and throws a Baby Ruth chocolate bar on the table. I thought it was funny, XXX and YYY also thought it was funny.Another incident, again not game related:Tim goes nto the kitchen, comes back out with a cat toy in his hand, and says to his cat who was in his chair "Here ya go sweetie" and throws it on the floor for the cat to play with (and get off his chair)" Alice yells out from the bedroom "Are you talking to Wade again?" I chuckled.Little things like that make the home game so much more enjoyable than staring at a computer screen. I try to get the jibber-jabber going online, but a lot of times they don't type back, or tell me to STFU.

[Guest XXEddie]

I kinda stole this but it was still funny to muchplaying a SNG in BB EP goes allin for about 2.5xBB, I have about 55-60xBB and call with 74swe split when an A high str8 appears on boadEP-"why did you call with that"Me-..."I had an 11.....always play an 11"EP-"you do know this is poker, right?"Me-"Sh*t"

[dna4ever 2]

I kinda stole this but it was still funny to muchplaying a SNG in BB EP goes allin for about 2.5xBB, I have about 55-60xBB and call with 74swe split when an A high str8 appears on boadEP-"why did you call with that"Me-..."I had an 11.....always play an 11"EP-"you do know this is poker, right?"Me-"Sh*t"

LOL . "NO WONDER I COULDNT FIND THE DOUBLE DOWN BUTTON!!!"

[DeadMoney6545 0]

The one i like to use a lot is ...... i.e. guy calls on the turn with high cards.. because u bet every round and re-raised pre-flop...river is a blank.. once again u bet out.. he pronunces "I still dont think u have anything" and calls ... your response "I dont.... just a couple of overs..." and procede to turn over AA.... usually gets a good chuckle out of the whole table... and steams the villain pretty good..

[justblaze 0]

The one i like to use a lot is ...... i.e.  guy calls on the turn with high cards.. because u bet every round and re-raised pre-flop...river is a blank.. once again u bet out.. he pronunces "I still dont think u have anything" and calls ... your response "I dont.... just a couple of overs..." and procede to turn over AA.... usually gets a good chuckle out of the whole table... and steams the villain pretty good..

worst. zinger. ever.

[DeadMoney6545 0]

Thanks buddy... :lol:U should learn how to write in. complete. sentences....

[justblaze 0]

Thanks buddy... :lol:U should learn how to write in. complete. sentences....

the word 'you' has three letters. any more grammar lessons? (ps - zinger!)

[Guest XXEddie]

Thanks buddy... :lol:U should learn how to write in. complete. sentences....

the word 'you' has three letters. any more grammar lessons? (ps - zinger!)

....theres a good zinger

[clutch0364 0]

I seen this post and had to make it the first one i responded to because of somethin that was told to me recently. I was playing in a small home game tournament. A female player told me "be a man" and off course i lost with top pair to her kings lol

[DeadMoney6545 0]

the standard "you" just doesnt stack up when refering to someone with the qualifications of a "poker forum veteran" such as yourself... 1800 posts in 4 months... damn....20 something posts a day... thats dedication...to what... i do not a have the slightest clue... but at least it consumes time right?