sacopoo 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Ok so I think I have a mancrush on Phil Hellmuth. I love watching him on tv and I have a poster of him above my bed. Its not gay because Annie Duke is in it too. I dont think it makes me gay.But back to Phil. I introduced myself to him at last years wsop. He was real nice and I got a picture with him. I think he kind of liked me too because when he shook hands he held on for a long time. And ever since then I think Ive developed a mancrush on him. I mean I was a fan before but now it seems more personal. the other night I got real drunk and kept watching that highstakes poker episode hes in. I dont rember what happened exactly but I remeber staring at the poster above my bed when I passed out. The next morning I had frosted my shorts. It was a little scary.Im thinking of telling my pastor about it but Im afraid he will send me to the gay rehab camp my church has. Its 2 weeks long and I cant get off work for that long. I really dont think Im gay I mean I have a girlfriend and we have sex sometimes (i dont want to tell my pastor about that either).So has anybody else ever had a mancrush too. I hope Im not alone and would like to know who your mancrush was on. Dont worry I wont think youre gay if you respond. Also has anybody gone to a gay rehab camp.....if so let me know how it is. Im wrried they might have electric shock therapy while looking at gay pron.Thanks for any replies and if youre in the same boat as me just know you are not alone and phil especially can make one develop a mancrush Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I prefer X-22Can I get a quack quack? It makes me horny!Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Ok so I think I have a mancrush on Phil Hellmuth. I love watching him on tv and I have a poster of him above my bed. Its not gay because Annie Duke is in it too. I dont think it makes me gay.But back to Phil. I introduced myself to him at last years wsop. He was real nice and I got a picture with him. I think he kind of liked me too because when he shook hands he held on for a long time. And ever since then I think Ive developed a mancrush on him. I mean I was a fan before but now it seems more personal. the other night I got real drunk and kept watching that highstakes poker episode hes in. I dont rember what happened exactly but I remeber staring at the poster above my bed when I passed out. The next morning I had frosted my shorts. It was a little scary.Im thinking of telling my pastor about it but Im afraid he will send me to the gay rehab camp my church has. Its 2 weeks long and I cant get off work for that long. I really dont think Im gay I mean I have a girlfriend and we have sex sometimes (i dont want to tell my pastor about that either).So has anybody else ever had a mancrush too. I hope Im not alone and would like to know who your mancrush was on. Dont worry I wont think youre gay if you respond. Also has anybody gone to a gay rehab camp.....if so let me know how it is. Im wrried they might have electric shock therapy while looking at gay pron.Thanks for any replies and if youre in the same boat as me just know you are not alone and phil especially can make one develop a mancrushThey do, and it's magnificent. Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 I prefer X-22Can I get a quack quack? It makes me horny!Sorry.I dont like that thing he does with his tongue. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 to be honest I'd never heard of such a thing so I had to look it up. we've never eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvveerrrrrr had a "man crush." don't let the sick thread fool you. we're all 100% heterosexual. except the gays. Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I heard half of all WWE fans develop mancrushes Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 It was a little scary.That would have made a great thread title...This thread is too gay:Oh thats better. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 /thread Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 /threadis it me or does this guy remind you of aaarrrrrrrnold... Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 is it me or does this guy remind you of aaarrrrrrrnold...More like: Link to post Share on other sites
Chris E 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 More like:Funnily enough, Patrik was the first name that popped into my head when I read 'mancrush.' He has a cool gladiator-sounding name and... oh, anyway... I'd lay down Annie Duke any day! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 More like:If Robin Lee Hatcher wrote a book with Allen Greenspan, this dude would be on the cover.Oh, right, that already happened:(And man, that book is awesome.) Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Also, I'd just like to note that there were like six layers to that joke, and I'm really proud of it. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 This should have been a "Gay or Not Gay" poll.I vote "gay". Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Phil Hellmuth is with beautiful nipples, no? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 is it me or does this guy remind you of aaarrrrrrrnold...Lol, i was thinking the same thing..Seriously though, if your going to have a man crush on a poker player..Why not Kathy Leibert? Or Vanessa Selbst..I would totally go gay for them Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Wow, this thread is scaring me. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Ok so I think I have a mancrush on Phil Hellmuth. I love watching him on tv and I have a poster of him above my bed. Its not gay because Annie Duke is in it too. I dont think it makes me gay.how does having a poster with two men in it not gay? Link to post Share on other sites
pokerguy33 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Funnily enough, Patrik was the first name that popped into my head when I read 'mancrush.' He has a cool gladiator-sounding name and... oh, anyway... I'd lay down Annie Duke any day! Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I prefer X-22Can I get a quack quack? It makes me horny!Sorry.im sorry im laughing so hard, that is hillarious....... Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 Damn I love that picture of phil. I cant look at it too long before I start having immoral thoughts.So I have an appointment with my pastor on sunday. I think Im going to tell him about my mancrush even though I dont think it makes me gay. Link to post Share on other sites
sacopoo 0 Posted March 9, 2007 Author Share Posted March 9, 2007 Do you guys like my new avatar??? I do. Link to post Share on other sites
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