incredible table

[custom36 5]

I'm not quite sure where this goes, so I'm putting it here.I'm playing a $0.25/0.50 NL Hold'em table at Noble Poker right now and this is, quite honestly, the fishiest table I've ever seen. The guy to my immediate left is raising $4-8 every time he comes in a pot. There are guys going all in on draws, preflop with 5-5, and I'm one of 2 people at the table that seems to have any understanding of the game. Here's a conversation that just happened...Me: Hey man, nobody's going to call you when you're raising 7 times the pot. It's called pot odds.Guy: Why don't you call me?Guy: U r a retard.Me: Excuse me? Because I understand pot odds?I was honestly a little unhappy about that and I was about to type in an "educated" response, and a guy that I play a lot with (another shark) sat down across the table and very quickly typed in..."Kolman! Stop tapping on the glass!!"Needless to say, I realized the error of my ways and got a pretty good laugh out of it privately. If I find ANY cards, this table's gonna rock.Sorry, I just had to share it.

[NormanHaupt 0]

Don't player hate and educate- commemorate! Celebrate! And Rape! ... okay, that last one didn't rhyme.I tried to educate a fish once out of sheer anger- and I nearly mentioned this site. But, I stopped myself and decided their ignorance is my bliss.

[custom36 5]

Update: The fish have pretty much cleared out. I entered with $50 and right now I have $150 at the table. Not bad at all. There's a few fish and some friends now, so I'll probably break even the rest of the night. This table is exactly what I was looking for after my horrid day yesterday. :DEdit - WIth the help of great cards and awful players, I now have 300 at the table.