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#1 Absolute

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:31 AM

In the 'John Juanda' profile Daniel put up not too long ago there was a discussion about whether it was more intimidating to be stared down by Juanda or Ivey. Daniel took the side of Juanda, while many other posts with Ivey.Here are two pictures, was curious to see the results...Posted ImagePosted Image
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:33 AM

I know that of course it is Juanda's decision, but I always wonder why he wears sunglasses at final tables. His stare is so awesome, why the heck would you want to cover it up?

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:33 AM

It's probably a tossup, but in another thread Daniel made a good argument for JuandaIvey is more of a quiet intensity, while Juanda is simply fiercer looking (lol)
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:35 AM

if I lay my nutz down on the table it would stop them from staring
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:35 AM

Ivey would be scary.But Juanda I think would really make me wonder if I really wanted to do what I thought I wanted to do.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.

- The Hold Steady

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:36 AM

allinbluff35 said:

if I lay my nutz down on the table it would stop them from staring
You mean 7 :D 8 :D on the 6 :club: 9 :D 10 :) board?
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.

- The Hold Steady

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:38 AM

you're only scared of ivey because he's black

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:40 AM

dictionary said:

you're only scared of ivey because he's black
Wow, you really nailed it on the head.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.

- The Hold Steady

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:41 AM

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Ivey would be scary.But Juanda I think would really make me wonder if I really wanted to do what I thought I wanted to do.
That's a perfect description of Juanda's stare. I'd be afraid to bluff him because his staredown really makes it look like he can read everything you are thinking.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:43 AM

I am aware that it will not be a popular choice on this forum, but I would choose Howard Lederer over both these guys.Posted Image

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:47 AM

digitalmonkey said:

I am aware that it will not be a popular choice on this forum, but I would choose Howard Lederer over both these guys.Posted Image
That's an awesome picture :club:
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:59 AM

That's not a very good representation of Ivey's Stare.Posted Imagetake that![/img]

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 11:12 AM

hawsdog said:

That's not a very good representation of Ivey's Stare.
LOLI think I'd be scared to piss by either one. I'd lay down pretty much everything looking at that.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 11:38 AM

hawsdog said:

That's not a very good representation of Ivey's Stare.Posted Imagetake that![/img]
I actually prefer the first one as far as scariness goes.
i saw him at the riverbank. he was breaking bread and giving thanks. with crosses made of pipes and planks. leaned up against the nitrous tanks.
he said take a hit. hold your breath and i'll dunk your head. then when you wake up, you'll be high as hell and born again.

- The Hold Steady

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 12:19 PM

Juanda can make a look like he wants to cut you with a knife sometimes when he stares at you
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 12:20 PM

Juanda's stare is just sick, Its much more intimidating than Iveys.Phil's stare is just an icy glare that looks cool but just doesnt do anything for meAnd the poster that said Howard's stare is even worse almost hit that one perfect....watch some clips from the 2003 WSOP for that one

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:03 PM

I'm gonna have to write in a vote here and go with Carlos Mortensen. Watching him on TV made me want to deal myself a hand and then fold it. Don't get me wrong, Juanda and Ivey would scare the bejeezus out of me too, but Carlos just looks more crazy when he stares.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:34 PM

hmm... i'll go with Bruce Willis.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:42 PM

I'll go with Kathy Liebert.

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Posted 07 April 2005 - 01:44 PM

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