hblask 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 With the popularity of Dear Nikki and Dear Speedz, I was thinking of starting an advice column, too, with my own twist. It wouldn't be sexy, informative OR funny. It would be just me being grouchy and acting annoyed that you don't already know the answer. For example: Dear HBlask,There's this girl I really like, but I'm not sure if she has a boyfriend. How can I find out without being too obvious?Confused.Dear Confused,How old are you, 11? Grow up.hblask or something like this: Dear hblask,My dad says variable rate annuities are currently the best investment value. My insurance guy says his insurance program is much better in the long run. My stockbroker says the market is poised for a big run up. What should I do?financial foolDear FF,Get a job and move out of your mother's basement before you worry about what the big kids are doing with their money. What an idiot.hblask OK, maybe not. I think I've already used up it's potential. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I've got nothing.I was thinking something along the lines of a bad beat whine story... but those get flamed enough as it is... or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Hblask,Why are you such a homo?Sincerely,Annoyed on the internetFollow up:What are you doing later?Regards,Horny on the internetFinally:This thread sucks,Sincerely,Done with the internet Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I don't think it's a terrible idea, it's just that I think the forum is fool of people that could do this. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 I don't think it's a terrible idea, it's just that I think the forum is full of people that could do this much better than hblask could. FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Hblask, My wife is out of town and I want to lob 1 off. I can't seem to find naked pictures of Ron Mexico on the internet. Can you help me.Sincerley,Helping out Mexi's Origami Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Hblask, My wife is out of town and I want to lob 1 off. I can't seem to find naked pictures of Ron Mexico on the internet. Can you help me.Sincerley,Helping out Mexi's OrigamiDear HOMO.Have you even tried? I can't find a site on the internet WITHOUT naked pictures of Ron Mexico.hblaskOK, I really wasn't going to answer questions, so don't ask any more, or I may feel compelled to answer. Leve me alone. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear HOMO.Have you even tried? I can't find a site on the internet WITHOUT naked pictures of Ron Mexico.hblaskOK, I really wasn't going to answer questions, so don't ask any more, or I may feel compelled to answer. Leve me alone.I don't know... that was a pretty good answer. I giggled. (Ok, just the thought of Ron makes me giggle, but anyway) Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear HOMO.Have you even tried? I can't find a site on the internet WITHOUT naked pictures of Ron Mexico.hblaskOK, I really wasn't going to answer questions, so don't ask any more, or I may feel compelled to answer. Leve me alone. Bahhhhhh, I are funny !! Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Hblask,Why are you such a homo?Obv:Follow up:What are you doing later? This thread sucks, Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Henry,Do you prefer metamucil or prune juice?Nik Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear Henry,Do you prefer metamucil or prune juice?Nik + Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear hblask, What should I give up for Lent? (Yes, I'm running late) Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear hblask, What should I give up for Lent? (Yes, I'm running late)Can I handle this one?Dear Dog,Masterbation.Yes, really. It's evil. It's like beating old ladies with sticks.Your friend in God,Loismustdie Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Can I handle this one?Dear Dog,Masterbation.Yes, really. It's evil. It's like beating old ladies with sticks.Your friend in God,LoismustdieLOLZ Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dear hblask, What should I give up for Lent? (Yes, I'm running late) Now leave me alone. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 +Check and check. Thanks!Can I handle this one?Dear Dog,Masterbation.Yes, really. It's evil. It's like beating old ladies with sticks.Your friend in God,LoismustdieI love Renae. If I weren't recovering from surgery, I would fantasize about her right now while I beat an old lady with a stick. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I love Renae. If I weren't recovering from surgery, I would fantasize about her right now while I beat an old lady with a stick. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Check and check. Thanks!I love Renae. If I weren't recovering from surgery, I would fantasize about her right now while I beat an old lady with a stick. I think "beat an old lady with a stick" should be the new "jilling off". Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I think "beat an old lady with a stick" should be the new "jilling off".I second this, afk to beat an old lady with a stick. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i prefer STFU Link to post Share on other sites
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