AcesUp46 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Ok, it's the Chinese New Year. All the crazy gamboolers (yep, those guys who cold call 4 bets preflop with 83s and hit a runner runner flush cos they got the gambling skillz) are busy celebrating the year of the pig. To celebrate, I'm giving away free monies. The rules are simple.48th post gets $1.88.88th post gets $2.88.188th post gets $8.88.Money will be given via a Stars transfer, so don't bother unless you have a Stars account. Also, the topic of this thread will be Asian poker players. In case you're wondering what's with all the 8's, well, Chinese ppl like the number 8. Let us gogogogo! Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 My former general manager at Yosaku, RamIntroduced me to Chinese Poker, which was my first poker game. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 some chinese guy at foxwoods sneezed all over me like 3 times in 10 minutes. i didn't like him. Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Juan Gu was another waiter, he introduced me to gambling bills with the serial numbers.It took me one three minute session to figure out I need to pick the bill out of his roll. Link to post Share on other sites
alanstats 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I was thinking about Szcechuan Panda tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I was thinking about Szcechuan Panda tonight.I guess you could consider that gambling. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Shouldnt this be "pinned" at the top of general forum with the rest of the scams promotions? Link to post Share on other sites
DoinSublime 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Shouldnt this be "pinned" at the top of general forum with the rest of the scams promotions?I take it you didn't make the Protege final table? Link to post Share on other sites
alanstats 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I have never had sex with an asian girl Link to post Share on other sites
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Speed Limit 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Had myself some goot chinese foodaments tooooonight Link to post Share on other sites
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chrozzo 19 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 wow, i really hope i Link to post Share on other sites
Mickle00 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 zomgzomg chinaments! Link to post Share on other sites
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Mickle00 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 PokerStars Game #8493180865: Tournament #43270791, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/02/17 - 21:25:34 (ET)Table '43270791 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: ruin269ing (1500 in chips) Seat 3: xskipahk150x (1300 in chips) Seat 4: newfiepoop (1120 in chips) Seat 5: wendymac (1600 in chips) Seat 6: Mickle00 (1500 in chips) Seat 7: jstoth (2040 in chips) Seat 8: musicmansix (1480 in chips) Seat 9: Cajmere (1500 in chips) wendymac: posts small blind 10Mickle00: posts big blind 20*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Mickle00 [Ks Ad]jstoth: folds musicmansix: calls 20Cajmere: folds ruin269ing: folds xskipahk150x: folds newfiepoop: calls 20wendymac: calls 10Mickle00: raises 1480 to 1500 and is all-inmusicmansix: folds newfiepoop: calls 1100 and is all-inwendymac: folds *** FLOP *** [4c 7d Kd]*** TURN *** [4c 7d Kd] [6d]*** RIVER *** [4c 7d Kd 6d] [2d]*** SHOW DOWN ***Mickle00: shows [Ks Ad] (a flush, Ace high)newfiepoop: shows [Ah 6c] (a pair of Sixes)Mickle00 collected 2280 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 2280 | Rake 0 Board [4c 7d Kd 6d 2d]Seat 1: ruin269ing folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: xskipahk150x folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: newfiepoop (button) showed [Ah 6c] and lost with a pair of SixesSeat 5: wendymac (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: Mickle00 (big blind) showed [Ks Ad] and won (2280) with a flush, Ace highSeat 7: jstoth folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: musicmansix folded before FlopSeat 9: Cajmere folded before Flop (didn't bet)LOL DRUNKENRACEAMENTSWHEREIMAKETHENUTSAMENT Link to post Share on other sites
RichieValenz 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 haha....this is awesome Link to post Share on other sites
Mickle00 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 PokerStars Game #8493310349: Tournament #43270791, $1.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/02/17 - 21:34:25 (ET)Table '43270791 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: ruin269ing (1290 in chips) Seat 3: xskipahk150x (1170 in chips) Seat 5: wendymac (1570 in chips) Seat 6: Mickle00 (3030 in chips) Seat 7: jstoth (2045 in chips) Seat 8: musicmansix (2935 in chips) musicmansix: posts small blind 15ruin269ing: posts big blind 30*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Mickle00 [7d 6h]xskipahk150x: calls 30wendymac: folds Mickle00: calls 30jstoth: calls 30musicmansix: calls 15ruin269ing: checks *** FLOP *** [Kh 5c 5h]musicmansix: checks ruin269ing: checks xskipahk150x: bets 30Mickle00: raises 120 to 150jstoth: folds musicmansix: folds ruin269ing: folds xskipahk150x: calls 120*** TURN *** [Kh 5c 5h] [Ah]xskipahk150x: checks Mickle00: checks *** RIVER *** [Kh 5c 5h Ah] [2d]xskipahk150x: checks Mickle00: bets 990xskipahk150x: folds Mickle00 collected 450 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 450 | Rake 0 Board [Kh 5c 5h Ah 2d]Seat 1: ruin269ing (big blind) folded on the FlopSeat 3: xskipahk150x folded on the RiverSeat 5: wendymac folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: Mickle00 collected (450)Seat 7: jstoth (button) folded on the FlopSeat 8: musicmansix (small blind) folded on the FlopJOKEAMENTS Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 LOL AMENTAMENTS Link to post Share on other sites
Mickle00 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Will ship $1.88 to the first person to find me and spam "I'M A PRETTY LADY" atleast 10 times at my table.LOL CROSSDRESSAMENTS Link to post Share on other sites
RichieValenz 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Full Tilt Poker Game #1818863399: FTOPS Event #9 (11292374), Table 50 - 500/1000 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 21:36:12 ET - 2007/02/17Seat 1: xxWADExx (18,462)Seat 2: Erick Lindgren (39,986)Seat 3: THAY3R (36,050)Seat 4: Oakley1 (21,570)Seat 5: mcentinc (5,127)Seat 6: yellowhammer (34,282)Seat 7: twindad00 (8,124)Seat 8: of carrington (20,143)Seat 9: slavikk (13,196)twindad00 posts the small blind of 500of carrington posts the big blind of 1,000The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***slavikk has 15 seconds left to actslavikk foldsxxWADExx foldsErick Lindgren raises to 3,000THAY3R calls 3,000Oakley1 calls 3,000mcentinc foldsyellowhammer foldstwindad00 foldsof carrington calls 2,000*** FLOP *** [9c 8h 2c]of carrington bets 12,500Erick Lindgren foldsTHAY3R raises to 33,050, and is all inOakley1 calls 18,570, and is all inof carrington calls 4,643, and is all inTHAY3R shows [Td Tc]Oakley1 shows [9d 9h]of carrington shows [4s 8s]Uncalled bet of 14,480 returned to THAY3R*** TURN *** [9c 8h 2c] [3c]THAY3R: booo*** RIVER *** [9c 8h 2c 3c] [6c]THAY3R shows a flush, Ten highOakley1 shows three of a kind, NinesTHAY3R: oooooTHAY3R wins the side pot (2,854) with a flush, Ten highof carrington shows a pair of EightsTHAY3R wins the main pot (63,929) with a flush, Ten highof carrington stands upOakley1 stands upThomasToget sits downThomasToget adds 24,094*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 66,783 Main pot 63,929. Side pot 2,854. | Rake 0Board: [9c 8h 2c 3c 6c]Seat 1: xxWADExx didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: Erick Lindgren folded on the FlopSeat 3: THAY3R showed [Td Tc] and won (66,783) with a flush, Ten highSeat 4: Oakley1 showed [9d 9h] and lost with three of a kind, NinesSeat 5: mcentinc didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: yellowhammer (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: twindad00 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 8: of carrington (big blind) showed [4s 8s] and lost with a pair of EightsSeat 9: slavikk didn't bet (folded) Link to post Share on other sites
Mickle00 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Full Tilt Poker Game #1818863399: FTOPS Event #9 (11292374), Table 50 - 500/1000 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 21:36:12 ET - 2007/02/17Seat 1: xxWADExx (18,462)Seat 2: Erick Lindgren (39,986)Seat 3: THAY3R (36,050)Seat 4: Oakley1 (21,570)Seat 5: mcentinc (5,127)Seat 6: yellowhammer (34,282)Seat 7: twindad00 (8,124)Seat 8: of carrington (20,143)Seat 9: slavikk (13,196)twindad00 posts the small blind of 500of carrington posts the big blind of 1,000The button is in seat #6*** HOLE CARDS ***slavikk has 15 seconds left to actslavikk foldsxxWADExx foldsErick Lindgren raises to 3,000THAY3R calls 3,000Oakley1 calls 3,000mcentinc foldsyellowhammer foldstwindad00 foldsof carrington calls 2,000*** FLOP *** [9c 8h 2c]of carrington bets 12,500Erick Lindgren foldsTHAY3R raises to 33,050, and is all inOakley1 calls 18,570, and is all inof carrington calls 4,643, and is all inTHAY3R shows [Td Tc]Oakley1 shows [9d 9h]of carrington shows [4s 8s]Uncalled bet of 14,480 returned to THAY3R*** TURN *** [9c 8h 2c] [3c]THAY3R: booo*** RIVER *** [9c 8h 2c 3c] [6c]THAY3R shows a flush, Ten highOakley1 shows three of a kind, NinesTHAY3R: oooooTHAY3R wins the side pot (2,854) with a flush, Ten highof carrington shows a pair of EightsTHAY3R wins the main pot (63,929) with a flush, Ten highof carrington stands upOakley1 stands upThomasToget sits downThomasToget adds 24,094*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 66,783 Main pot 63,929. Side pot 2,854. | Rake 0Board: [9c 8h 2c 3c 6c]Seat 1: xxWADExx didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: Erick Lindgren folded on the FlopSeat 3: THAY3R showed [Td Tc] and won (66,783) with a flush, Ten highSeat 4: Oakley1 showed [9d 9h] and lost with three of a kind, NinesSeat 5: mcentinc didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: yellowhammer (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: twindad00 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 8: of carrington (big blind) showed [4s 8s] and lost with a pair of EightsSeat 9: slavikk didn't bet (folded)runnerrunnerclubaments Link to post Share on other sites
Mickle00 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 POKERSTARS GAME #7608704389: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.05/$0.10)Table 'Agenor' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: Mickle00 ($13.80 in chips) Seat 3: dejikoko ($14.30 in chips) Seat 4: 3minors ($10 in chips) Seat 5: ThatSamIAm ($4.10 in chips) Seat 6: renkert ($9.60 in chips) Seat 7: Fireeye1 ($15 in chips) Seat 8: dolly87194 ($18.85 in chips) dolly87194: posts small blind $0.05Mickle00: posts big blind $0.10*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to Mickle00 [Kd Kc]dejikoko: folds 3minors: folds ThatSamIAm: folds renkert: raises $0.40 to $0.50Fireeye1: folds dolly87194: folds Mickle00: calls $0.40*** FLOP *** [9d 6h 4h]Mickle00: checks renkert: checks *** TURN *** [9d 6h 4h] [4c]Mickle00: bets $0.50renkert: calls $0.50*** RIVER *** [9d 6h 4h 4c] [5s]Mickle00: bets $2renkert: calls $2*** SHOW DOWN ***Mickle00: shows [Kd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Fours)renkert: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)renkert collected $5.80 from potMickle00 said, "lol smoothcallaments"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $6.05 | Rake $0.25 Board [9d 6h 4h 4c 5s]Seat 1: Mickle00 (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with two pair, Kings and FoursSeat 3: dejikoko folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: 3minors folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 5: ThatSamIAm folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 6: renkert showed [Ad As] and won ($5.80) with two pair, Aces and FoursSeat 7: Fireeye1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: dolly87194 (small blind) folded before Flop Link to post Share on other sites
Mickle00 0 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Link to post Share on other sites
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