What are some songs, books or movies you wish you wrote?
A kick in the junk to the first person to say any national anthem or the Bible.
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Damn, I Wish I Wrote That...
Started by digitalmonkey, Feb 09 2007 06:45 PM
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:01 PM
I'd say either the national anthem or the bible
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:13 PM
Velvet Elvis by Rob Bell
Thr3e by Ted Dekker
Identity Crisis by Brad Meltzer
Phil Gordon's Little Green Book by Phil Gordon
Thr3e by Ted Dekker
Identity Crisis by Brad Meltzer
Phil Gordon's Little Green Book by Phil Gordon
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:16 PM
teletubbies....imagine how baked those writers were
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:18 PM
Book: Infinite Jest
Song: Desolation Row
Movie: Adaptation
Song: Desolation Row
Movie: Adaptation
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:20 PM
I'd like to have written the Harry Potter series.
I think that being a billion dollars richer would agree with me.
I think that being a billion dollars richer would agree with me.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:22 PM
Book: The Sun Also Rises
Movie: The Godfather
Movie: The Godfather
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:26 PM
book: hes just not that into you
song: save tonight by eagle eye cherry (Since I am a one hit wonder might as well appreciate others)
movie: Monty Python: the Holy Grail. Still my #1 commedy ever. "We are the knights who say NEEEGH!"
song: save tonight by eagle eye cherry (Since I am a one hit wonder might as well appreciate others)
movie: Monty Python: the Holy Grail. Still my #1 commedy ever. "We are the knights who say NEEEGH!"
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 07:31 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, February 9th, 2007, 7:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd like to have written the Harry Potter series.
I think that being a billion dollars richer would agree with me.
I think that being a billion dollars richer would agree with me.
I would MUCH rather make less money than I do now and be viewed as being as awesome as DFW than be as rich as the Harry Potter *****, but also be seen as being as illiterate as people who are actually into reading see her.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 08:35 PM
Song: Big Balls
Book: The Origin of Species
Movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
Also, Franny and Zooey.
Book: The Origin of Species
Movie: The Royal Tenenbaums
Also, Franny and Zooey.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 08:42 PM
Wow, I have way too many to list.
It'd be nice if I had just an ounce of talent and be able to write anything halfway decent. That's my main goal.
And just to piss off Dutch, I wish I had written The DaVinci Code....
It'd be nice if I had just an ounce of talent and be able to write anything halfway decent. That's my main goal.
And just to piss off Dutch, I wish I had written The DaVinci Code....
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 08:48 PM
QUOTE (ricker @ Friday, February 9th, 2007, 8:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, I have way too many to list.
It'd be nice if I had just an ounce of talent and be able to write anything halfway decent. That's my main goal.
And just to piss off Dutch, I wish I had written The DaVinci Code....
It'd be nice if I had just an ounce of talent and be able to write anything halfway decent. That's my main goal.
And just to piss off Dutch, I wish I had written The DaVinci Code....
What did that scrot bring in with that thing, $88mil.? At least no one reads enough to like Jonathan Safran Foer.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 09:15 PM
movie: Office Space
song: F*ck the World by ICP
books: some book that would have made a ton of money
song: F*ck the World by ICP
books: some book that would have made a ton of money
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 09:18 PM
Playboy
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 03:11 AM
every single song by the weakerthans(john k. sampson)
if you've never heard of them good god go check them out(seriously it will make you a better person)
also i wish had written "the rooming house madrigals" by bukowski
i did write this:
And every time I think of you
It’s always the same
I can’t accept this diatribe of loneliness and wanting
I think of another time
A time that wasn’t ever actually there
But it’s real…….to me
I wonder exactly how much bleach you can ingest before it cleanses your life
I wonder how many drinks you can have before you’re no longer alive
Inside
I think of the times I walked away
Contemptuous and loathing
And how many times I could have easily just smiled and said “okay baby,that’s allright”
But now it doesn’t matter
Because I didn’t do those things
I fought tooth and nail for nothing
And now I’m just sitting here realizing
That I’m fatally yours
so yeah
that's that
if you've never heard of them good god go check them out(seriously it will make you a better person)
also i wish had written "the rooming house madrigals" by bukowski
i did write this:
And every time I think of you
It’s always the same
I can’t accept this diatribe of loneliness and wanting
I think of another time
A time that wasn’t ever actually there
But it’s real…….to me
I wonder exactly how much bleach you can ingest before it cleanses your life
I wonder how many drinks you can have before you’re no longer alive
Inside
I think of the times I walked away
Contemptuous and loathing
And how many times I could have easily just smiled and said “okay baby,that’s allright”
But now it doesn’t matter
Because I didn’t do those things
I fought tooth and nail for nothing
And now I’m just sitting here realizing
That I’m fatally yours
so yeah
that's that
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Well he should have just said that. In that case, he is a faggot and if I ever see him I will kick his ass, and then misquote Nietchze at him. I might even misspell Nietzche. Whatever, Nietczhe will be involved because I think that highly of myself, and that little of myenemy's bloodied, limp body.
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 06:58 AM
"The Game" - Neil Strauss
Long-term bets:
(2) 76'ers to win title @ 31
Webb Simpson to win US Money Title @ 17
Brandt Snedeker to win US Money Title @ 26
(5) Broncos to win the AFC @ 11
(2.5) Broncos to win the SB @ 21
(2) Bears to win SB @ 42
(0.5) Red Sox to lead AL East @ 6.5
(1.5) White Sox to lead AL Central @ 17.25
Indians to lead AL Central @ 15
Nationals to lead NL East @ 9
(0.5) Marlins to lead NL East @ 6
Padres to lead NL West @ 29
(0.5) Rockies to lead NL West @ 6.5
(0.5) Cardinals to win NL @ 9
(2) 76'ers to win title @ 31
Webb Simpson to win US Money Title @ 17
Brandt Snedeker to win US Money Title @ 26
(5) Broncos to win the AFC @ 11
(2.5) Broncos to win the SB @ 21
(2) Bears to win SB @ 42
(0.5) Red Sox to lead AL East @ 6.5
(1.5) White Sox to lead AL Central @ 17.25
Indians to lead AL Central @ 15
Nationals to lead NL East @ 9
(0.5) Marlins to lead NL East @ 6
Padres to lead NL West @ 29
(0.5) Rockies to lead NL West @ 6.5
(0.5) Cardinals to win NL @ 9
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 07:02 AM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, February 9th, 2007, 9:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Book: Infinite Jest
I think that's what my brother is reading right now, either that or he recently read.
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 12:02 PM
I really wish I'd written Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, Wilco's finest album. I think the songwriting and arrangements are pretty great.
If I had to pick a movie, it'd be something like The Godfather II, because it's just so damn sweet.
And the book would be "Ender's Game." I respect good Science Fiction, and I've never been a very literary person.
If I had to pick a movie, it'd be something like The Godfather II, because it's just so damn sweet.
And the book would be "Ender's Game." I respect good Science Fiction, and I've never been a very literary person.
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 12:33 PM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, February 9th, 2007, 7:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would MUCH rather make less money than I do now and be viewed as being as awesome as DFW than be as rich as the Harry Potter *****, but also be seen as being as illiterate as people who are actually into reading see her.
I think being a literary snob is fine, but I'll take a billion dollars and the knowledge that I've entertained millions upon millions of people anyday.
It's a good story...anyone that can't appreciate that is right on that precipice of being just smart enough to know how smart they are (and be able to look down on everyone else), but not so smart that they can take a step back and see things from a different perspective. You're like the math professor that just doesn't understand Will Hunting. Or maybe like the majority of philosophy majors that.......I don't feel like finishing this thought.
Anyways, see what I did there? Yeah, me neither.
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 10 February 2007 - 12:59 PM
QUOTE (speedz99 @ Friday, February 9th, 2007, 7:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd like to have written the Harry Potter series.
I think that being a billion dollars richer would agree with me.
I think that being a billion dollars richer would agree with me.
i think i would also have written the harry potters
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