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#41 fleung22

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:00 PM

Dear Nikki,I am looking to add some more hair to my body for a more "manly" look. I have been told that masturbating produces hairy palms. Is it the cum that makes the increased hair? If so, do I rub it like a lotion or take it orally?Sincerely, fleung22


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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:01 PM

Dear Nikki,I have noticed that there are countless pictures of hot men and women on the internet. Many of those pictures even contain sexual exploits. I guess my question for you is, why would a group of less than attractive men and women believe that their own sexual adventures and accompanying photos would be something that others would want to see?Perplexed,JoeyJoJo
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:09 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 10:20 PM, said:

J,It sounds like she needed to get laid and you were the next contestant on the price is right. Are you still talking like you regularly do? Has she brought it up? I'd say talk to her casually and make sure she has your number (in case she's randy again). Also if the subject comes up, you might let her know you had a nice time. If she is someone you think you'd enjoy seeing more of, I suggest asking her to dinner.Nik
Our at-work relationship hasn't changed in the slightest. I don't mind being the drunk dial at all, considering she's smoking hot.So I shouldn't have sent her picture messages of my junk?
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We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:11 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 5:55 PM, said:

I absolutely :club: this thread.I have a question for both Nik and DDiDM.Dear Greatest Advice Couple Ever, I Mean Even Better Than That Stupid Jake and Jill Column in Glamour,What are the chances that a guy that acts gay on the internet is really gay in life? Is he just being funny or is he subconsciously exploring the waters?Also, what's up with all the Jews?Sincerely,Openly Supporting Gays and Jews in OKC
Dear OSGaJ,Okay, maybe I should share with Erik. I think that e-gay can either be a cry for attention, or subconscious curiosity. I think you have to evaluate these instances on a case by case basis. In the case of Sexi-Mexi, I think he's as bi as Lance Bass.As for the Jews, I think they're on the right track with all the holidays and married rabbis. Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:13 PM

Ease up there, Cheech. You might want to sit this one out.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:16 PM

View Postfleung22, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:00 PM, said:

Dear Nikki,I am looking to add some more hair to my body for a more "manly" look. I have been told that masturbating produces hairy palms. Is it the cum that makes the increased hair? If so, do I rub it like a lotion or take it orally?Sincerely, fleung22
Dear Flueng,I'm not sure on this one as I'm usually trying to reduce the amount of body hair, I have. It may explain the hair on my face, though. (Heehee). I say rub it on and send me the pics.Nik

View PostJeepster80125, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:09 PM, said:

Our at-work relationship hasn't changed in the slightest. I don't mind being the drunk dial at all, considering she's smoking hot.So I shouldn't have sent her picture messages of my junk?
Did she ask for pics of your junk? If not, I'm gonna say no. Just make sure you still talk to her like you always did so she doesn't feel dissed. Now, get that number in her hot little hands.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:18 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:01 PM, said:

Dear Nikki,I have noticed that there are countless pictures of hot men and women on the internet. Many of those pictures even contain sexual exploits. I guess my question for you is, why would a group of less than attractive men and women believe that their own sexual adventures and accompanying photos would be something that others would want to see?Perplexed,JoeyJoJo
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:19 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 3:16 PM, said:

Dear Flueng,I'm not sure on this one as I'm usually trying to reduce the amount of body hair, I have. It may explain the hair on my face, though. (Heehee). I say rub it on and send me the pics.Nik
hmm...maybe I should've gone to Speedz for that one. He seems to know a lot about cum bathing and matters as such.Here's one that's definitely for you.Dear Nikki,If I was really angry and had to choose a word, what would you say the average woman finds more offensive? Twat or ****?Sincerely, fleung22


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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:21 PM

View Postfleung22, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:19 PM, said:

hmm...maybe I should've gone to Speedz for that one. He seems to know a lot about cum bathing and matters as such.Here's one that's definitely for you.Dear Nikki,If I was really angry and had to choose a word, what would you say the average woman finds more offensive? Twat or ****?Sincerely, fleung22
Dear fleung,****, definitely!Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:50 PM

nikin causual day to day conversation how are we supposed to refer to it. I don't like saying puss.y and vagina doesn't flow. couch?cl
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:53 PM

View Postcoesillian, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:50 PM, said:

nikin causual day to day conversation how are we supposed to refer to it. I don't like saying puss.y and vagina doesn't flow. couch?cl
CL,Well, in the army we say vagina, but I think you have to come up with something you're comfortable with. Please don't name it something cute.Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:54 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 5:53 PM, said:

CL,Well, in the army we say vagina, but I think you have to come up with something you're comfortable with. Please don't name it something cute.Nik
A male friend of mine referred to it as a "cooter" the other day.Don't do that. That's not good.
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#53 Nikki_N

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:56 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:54 PM, said:

A male friend of mine referred to it as a "cooter" the other day.Don't do that. That's not good.
Yeah, thumbs way down on that one.Box is pretty good.For instance:I :club: box.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 03:58 PM

View Postrenaedawn, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:54 PM, said:

A male friend of mine referred to it as a "cooter" the other day.Don't do that. That's not good.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 04:03 PM

Dear Nikki,When kissing a girl for the first time, how far down her throat do you stick your tongue?Wondering in Washington

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 04:04 PM

Dear Nikki,What the hell does SIIHP or SIIHA stand for?-brv

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 04:09 PM

View PostcrazyIvan, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 7:03 PM, said:

Dear Nikki,When kissing a girl for the first time, how far down her throat do you stick your tongue?Wondering in Washington
Dear WoW,I think you should let her lead the way. If she prods gently, prod back. If she goes for the tonsils, well, go for it. That's a good time to feel her up, too!Nik

View Postbrvheart, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 7:04 PM, said:

Dear Nikki,What the hell does SIIHP or SIIHA stand for?-brv
Dear brv,Do you really not know, or are you just messing with me?Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 04:12 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:11 PM, said:

I think that e-gay can either be a cry for attention, or subconscious curiosity. I think you have to evaluate these instances on a case by case basis. In the case of Sexi-Mexi, I think he's as bi as Lance Bass.
Ya think? Anyone have his number?

View Postcoesillian, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 6:50 PM, said:

nikin causual day to day conversation how are we supposed to refer to it. I don't like saying puss.y and vagina doesn't flow. couch?cl
:phonetic spelling: hey nanny nan ewalso accepted- who hah (from Striptease)gash, cooch, box, clam, taco, slash, snatchGood laugh Joey.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 04:30 PM

View PostDenny Crane, on Thursday, February 1st, 2007, 12:12 AM, said:

Ya think? Anyone have his number? :phonetic spelling: hey nanny nan ewalso accepted- who hah (from Striptease)gash, cooch, box, clam, taco, slash, snatchGood laugh Joey.
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We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 04:35 PM

Dear Nikki, In reference to the human penis.... is it true if you don't "use it" you "lose it"?Crack
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crack, lets run away together



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