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#1 Nikki_N

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:44 PM

So I'll take any questions you may have. Please be open and honest about the situation you are questioning (unless it's hypothetical). Here's the first. Thanks to Josh for getting this started.

View PostJadaki, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 4:30 PM, said:

Dear Nikki, Why is it so hard to get a woman to agree to let you SIIHP? Even if you promise to be gentle.RegardsJosh
Josh,Most women are afraid that it's really going to hurt and your promises aren't enough to convince them that your stiff salami isn't going to damage their sensitive rectal tissue. Consider that you yourself my not want things shoved up your bum and you may gain a little more insight on her fears. That being said, anal sex can be very, very pleasurable for both parties. You might start by using a finger while performing cunnilingus to pique her curiosity. If she does eventually agree, I recommend using a lubricated condom during the act, as well as some lube (KY, Astroglide, ect..) on the rectal opening to keep things smooth and comfortable. The condom retains its lubrication well, and it keeps possibly harmful bacteria from entering your urethra. When you start, make sure to go slowly, and allow her to relax as you work your way in. After a while, she'll be begging you for it harder and faster. Now, if you try it and she hates it, you may give up (get a new gf? :club: ) because if she doesn't like it she won't be able to relax and if she doesn't relax, it won't be much fun for you either.NikPS: You guys may consider letting your gfs experiment on you a bit. Most girls have a toy slim enough not to hurt you. You may find you enjoy the feeling just as much as they do. No, it doesn't make you gay.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:47 PM

Dear Nikki11:00 ok for lunch tomorrow?SAM
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:48 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 1:44 PM, said:

PS: You guys may consider letting your gfs experiment on you a bit. Most girls have a toy slim enough not to hurt you. You may find you enjoy the feeling just as much as they do. No, it doesn't make you gay.
Yes..yes it does.
I'm also fed up with the common cold but I just hate to say goodbye.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:48 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 1:44 PM, said:

PS: You guys may consider letting your gfs experiment on you a bit. Most girls have a toy slim enough not to hurt you. You may find you enjoy the feeling just as much as they do. No, it doesn't make you gay.
I respectfully disagree.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:50 PM

View PostSAM_Hard8, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 4:47 PM, said:

Dear Nikki11:00 ok for lunch tomorrow?SAM
Dear Scott,Yes, barring a call at the last minute that I have to work. I'm looking forward.Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:52 PM

Is this gif I am about to PM you a fake?
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seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?


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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:55 PM

Wouldn't that be SIIHA? He said SIIHP. Unless P=pooper
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:56 PM

Dear Josh, Any woman who lets you put it in her ass is going to be absolute trash about 80% of the time. If she refuses to let you put it in her ass, you know she's at least got some kinds of morals and standards and probably worth keeping around for at least another fuck or two. Sidenote: If you ever allow her to put anything in your ass, you're gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay. I mean, gayer than a bucket of dicks, kinda gay. Even if she sneaks a finger in and you so much as hesitate before you squirm away and thereupon cunt-punt her. Gay. Take Care, Erik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:56 PM

View PostSuited_Up, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 3:55 PM, said:

P=pooper
You catch on quick grasshopper.

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:57 PM

View PostJadaki, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 3:56 PM, said:

You catch on quick grasshopper.
Damn, that makes it kinda hard to know which you're talking about if you actually want to mean the other one though.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:57 PM

View Poststrategy, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 4:52 PM, said:

Is this gif I am about to PM you a fake?
Dear Strategy,Michelle is young and small breasted. They are quite lovely, and I'm going to say with near certainty that they are real. The nipples are proportionate to the size of the breast and the breasts have good shape with a normal amount of space between them. My boobs didn't bounce until I'd had a kid. I've seen many many breasts that are real and not bouncy. Mostly in 18-22 year old girls. Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:58 PM

View PostDrawingDeadInDM, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 3:56 PM, said:

Dear Josh, Any woman who lets you put it in her ass is going to be absolute trash about 80% of the time. If she refuses to let you put it in her ass, you know she's at least got some kinds of morals and standards and probably worth keeping around for at least another fuck or two. Sidenote: If you ever allow her to put anything in your ass, you're gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay. I mean, gayer than a bucket of dicks, kinda gay. Even if she sneaks a finger in and you so much as hesitate before you squirm away and thereupon cunt-punt her. Gay. Take Care, Erik
So your saying women that let you SIIHP != relationship material?

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:59 PM

View PostDrawingDeadInDM, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 4:56 PM, said:

Dear Josh, Any woman who lets you put it in her ass is going to be absolute trash about 80% of the time. If she refuses to let you put it in her ass, you know she's at least got some kinds of morals and standards and probably worth keeping around for at least another fuck or two. Sidenote: If you ever allow her to put anything in your ass, you're gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay. I mean, gayer than a bucket of dicks, kinda gay. Even if she sneaks a finger in and you so much as hesitate before you squirm away and thereupon cunt-punt her. Gay. Take Care, Erik
I like this idea, but I think you should make your own thread. Just copy the questions. Or, maybe there will be questions that they want you to answer instead of me.
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:59 PM

View PostNikki_N, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 3:57 PM, said:

Dear Strategy,Michelle is young and small breasted. They are quite lovely, and I'm going to say with near certainty that they are real. The nipples are proportionate to the size of the breast and the breasts have good shape with a normal amount of space between them. My boobs didn't bounce until I'd had a kid. I've seen many many breasts that are real and not bouncy. Mostly in 18-22 year old girls. Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 01:59 PM

Dear Nikki.. Can we make out again?Love YaSharon
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 02:01 PM

View PostSuited_Up, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 3:57 PM, said:

Damn, that makes it kinda hard to know which you're talking about if you actually want to mean the other one though.
Nah... just remember that when discussing a womans anatomy its more fun to say pooper than ass and vagina instead of pussy

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Posted 31 January 2007 - 02:01 PM

View PostSmacciemac, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 4:59 PM, said:

Dear Nikki.. Can we make out again?Love YaSharon
Dear Sharon,How can I say no to someone with such a tasty mouth?Love,Nik
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 02:02 PM

Dear Nikki Once the guy is done doing what he has to in his lover is it gay to be curtious and go down and make sure she has hers after he had his in there. - the cunning linguist
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 02:04 PM

View PostJadaki, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 4:01 PM, said:

Nah... just remember that when discussing a womans anatomy its more fun to say pooper than ass and vagina instead of pussy
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 02:04 PM

View Postcoesillian, on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007, 5:02 PM, said:

Dear Nikki Once the guy is done doing what he has to in his lover is it gay to be curtious and go down and make sure she has hers after you had yours in there. - the cunning linguist
Dear CL,I'm generally a fan of the guy making sure I've had mine before he proceeds to having his, but it is imperative that you make sure she gets hers if you've had yours. If going down is the way you do best, go for it. Not gay at all. It's also not gay to kiss a girl after she's swallowed your juice.Nik
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