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SUNDAY, JANUARY 28th at 10PM (EST)
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean's One Hour Special, "DIRTY GIRL", premieres on Comedy Central on January 28th.
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Lisa Lampanelli's New Stand Up Show
Started by Oziumrules, Jan 28 2007 11:20 AM
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:20 AM
Im a big Lisa Lampanelli fan....her new stand up show airs tonight on Comedy Central. I have seen her live about 5 times and she kills!! If your a comic fan she definitely will make you laugh and possibly shock you.
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SUNDAY, JANUARY 28th at 10PM (EST)
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean's One Hour Special, "DIRTY GIRL", premieres on Comedy Central on January 28th.
http://www.insultcomic.com/
SUNDAY, JANUARY 28th at 10PM (EST)
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean's One Hour Special, "DIRTY GIRL", premieres on Comedy Central on January 28th.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:38 AM
I'm looking forward to it. Without a doubt, her and Sarah Silverman are the best female comics.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:57 AM
QUOTE (SuperJon @ Sunday, January 28th, 2007, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm looking forward to it. Without a doubt, her and Sarah Silverman are the best female comics.
but what about Kathy Griffin? lol
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 03:14 PM
I hate this woman more than words can describe.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 04:54 PM
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 07:05 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Sunday, January 28th, 2007, 7:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Women Comedians
Jumbo Shrimp
Government Organization
Alone Together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Same Difference
Taped Live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Healthy Tan
Microsoft Works
Jumbo Shrimp
Government Organization
Alone Together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Same Difference
Taped Live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Healthy Tan
Microsoft Works
Pretty much, even though you used jumbo shrimp twice. Fatty. Stop thinking about food. Fatty.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 07:59 PM
QUOTE (CardWarfare @ Sunday, January 28th, 2007, 6:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hate this woman more than words can describe.
I've seen some of her material, and I just can't find anything great about her. She really doesn't make me laugh and frankly, I wanna punch her.
That being said, I'll probably watch her some time and give her another shot. I hate not giving comics a second chance...or a third chance in this case.
PS: Dane Cook was #1 again in the stand up showdown? BS!!!! That guy is all delivery, he's got some good material, but he wouldn't be in my top 20 at all. Top 25 possibly, but not top twenty.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 09:09 PM
Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy?
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 09:19 PM
QUOTE (bigkg @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy?
Depends on what the number is.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 09:27 PM
QUOTE (SuperJon @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Depends on what the number is.
Now this. This is very very stupid.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:08 PM
QUOTE (MightyLouse @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now this. This is very very stupid.
Explain how.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:25 PM
QUOTE (bigkg @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy?
He is asking what an appropriate over/under on the number of times she references sex with a black.
QUOTE (SuperJon @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Depends on what the number is.
You reply "Well, that depends on what the over/under is."
QUOTE (MightyLouse @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now this. This is very very stupid.
I assume you misunderstood, thinking KG was asking whether you'd take the over or the under on the nonexistant line. Silly goose.
QUOTE (SuperJon @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 1:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Explain how.
Done, and done.
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Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:55 PM
QUOTE (bigkg @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy?
QUOTE (SuperJon @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Depends on what the number is.
QUOTE (MightyLouse @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 12:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now this. This is very very stupid.
This exchange is approximately 347.963% funnier than any joke Lisa Lampanelli can come up with.
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 08:31 AM
QUOTE (CardWarfare @ Sunday, January 28th, 2007, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty much, even though you used jumbo shrimp twice. Fatty. Stop thinking about food. Fatty.
shut your trap. I wrote Jumbo Shrimp, then couldn't think of any others and found a website dedicated to oxymorons. I cut and pasted them and didn't proofread. As a matter of fact, I don't like shrimp, so there. (except that shrimp you call a prick)
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 03:11 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
shut your trap. I wrote Jumbo Shrimp, then couldn't think of any others and found a website dedicated to oxymorons. I cut and pasted them and didn't proofread. As a matter of fact, I don't like shrimp, so there. (except that shrimp you call a prick)
Yeah ok. You know if McDonalds deep fried it, stuck em in a box and called them McShrimp you'd be all over it like stink on cheese.
(and you said it wasn't that small, and that every one was different. asshole.)
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 03:18 PM
QUOTE (MightyLouse @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 1:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He is asking what an appropriate over/under on the number of times she references sex with a black.
You reply "Well, that depends on what the over/under is."
I assume you misunderstood, thinking KG was asking whether you'd take the over or the under on the nonexistant line. Silly goose.
Done, and done.
You reply "Well, that depends on what the over/under is."
I assume you misunderstood, thinking KG was asking whether you'd take the over or the under on the nonexistant line. Silly goose.
Done, and done.
Yeah, yeah I misunderstood.
Thanks for making me feel that much more dumb. Dick!
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Posted 29 January 2007 - 03:46 PM
QUOTE (SuperJon @ Monday, January 29th, 2007, 6:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, yeah I misunderstood.
Thanks for making me feel that much more dumb. Dick!
Thanks for making me feel that much more dumb. Dick!
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Posted 31 January 2007 - 09:31 PM
Yeah, she's not funny. Just crude. I can be crude AND funny. Give me a TV show Damn it!!!!!!!!
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Posted 02 February 2007 - 02:19 PM
QUOTE (Kuge @ Sunday, January 28th, 2007, 7:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've seen some of her material, and I just can't find anything great about her. She really doesn't make me laugh and frankly, I wanna punch her.
That being said, I'll probably watch her some time and give her another shot. I hate not giving comics a second chance...or a third chance in this case.
PS: Dane Cook was #1 again in the stand up showdown? BS!!!! That guy is all delivery, he's got some good material, but he wouldn't be in my top 20 at all. Top 25 possibly, but not top twenty.
That being said, I'll probably watch her some time and give her another shot. I hate not giving comics a second chance...or a third chance in this case.
PS: Dane Cook was #1 again in the stand up showdown? BS!!!! That guy is all delivery, he's got some good material, but he wouldn't be in my top 20 at all. Top 25 possibly, but not top twenty.
thank god someone said it. Dane Cook is so damn overrated. Drives me nuts.
FYI---check out Brian Regan. He is hysterically funny and he doesnt swear once. It's refreshing.
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thank god someone said it. Dane Cook is so damn overrated. Drives me nuts.
FYI---check out Brian Regan. He is hysterically funny and he doesnt swear once. It's refreshing.
FYI---check out Brian Regan. He is hysterically funny and he doesnt swear once. It's refreshing.
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