Oziumrules 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Im a big Lisa Lampanelli fan....her new stand up show airs tonight on Comedy Central. I have seen her live about 5 times and she kills!! If your a comic fan she definitely will make you laugh and possibly shock you.http://www.insultcomic.com/SUNDAY, JANUARY 28th at 10PM (EST) Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean's One Hour Special, "DIRTY GIRL", premieres on Comedy Central on January 28th. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I'm looking forward to it. Without a doubt, her and Sarah Silverman are the best female comics. Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Smith 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I'm looking forward to it. Without a doubt, her and Sarah Silverman are the best female comics.but what about Kathy Griffin? lol sw Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I hate this woman more than words can describe. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Women ComediansJumbo Shrimp Government Organization Alone Together Personal Computer Silent ScreamLiving DeadSame DifferenceTaped Live Plastic GlassesTight SlacksPeace Force Pretty UglyHead Butt Working VacationTax ReturnVirtual RealityDodge Ram Work Party Jumbo Shrimp Healthy Tan Microsoft Works Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Women ComediansJumbo Shrimp Government Organization Alone Together Personal Computer Silent ScreamLiving DeadSame DifferenceTaped Live Plastic GlassesTight SlacksPeace Force Pretty UglyHead Butt Working VacationTax ReturnVirtual RealityDodge Ram Work Party Jumbo Shrimp Healthy Tan Microsoft WorksPretty much, even though you used jumbo shrimp twice. Fatty. Stop thinking about food. Fatty. Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 I hate this woman more than words can describe.I've seen some of her material, and I just can't find anything great about her. She really doesn't make me laugh and frankly, I wanna punch her. That being said, I'll probably watch her some time and give her another shot. I hate not giving comics a second chance...or a third chance in this case.PS: Dane Cook was #1 again in the stand up showdown? BS!!!! That guy is all delivery, he's got some good material, but he wouldn't be in my top 20 at all. Top 25 possibly, but not top twenty. Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy? Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy?Depends on what the number is. Link to post Share on other sites
MightyLouse 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Depends on what the number is.Now this. This is very very stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Now this. This is very very stupid.Explain how. Link to post Share on other sites
MightyLouse 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy?He is asking what an appropriate over/under on the number of times she references sex with a black.Depends on what the number is.You reply "Well, that depends on what the over/under is." Now this. This is very very stupid.I assume you misunderstood, thinking KG was asking whether you'd take the over or the under on the nonexistant line. Silly goose.Explain how.Done, and done. Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Over/Under on how many references she makes to having sex with a black guy? Depends on what the number is. Now this. This is very very stupid.This exchange is approximately 347.963% funnier than any joke Lisa Lampanelli can come up with. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Pretty much, even though you used jumbo shrimp twice. Fatty. Stop thinking about food. Fatty.shut your trap. I wrote Jumbo Shrimp, then couldn't think of any others and found a website dedicated to oxymorons. I cut and pasted them and didn't proofread. As a matter of fact, I don't like shrimp, so there. (except that shrimp you call a prick) Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 shut your trap. I wrote Jumbo Shrimp, then couldn't think of any others and found a website dedicated to oxymorons. I cut and pasted them and didn't proofread. As a matter of fact, I don't like shrimp, so there. (except that shrimp you call a prick)Yeah ok. You know if McDonalds deep fried it, stuck em in a box and called them McShrimp you'd be all over it like stink on cheese.(and you said it wasn't that small, and that every one was different. asshole.) Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 He is asking what an appropriate over/under on the number of times she references sex with a black.You reply "Well, that depends on what the over/under is." I assume you misunderstood, thinking KG was asking whether you'd take the over or the under on the nonexistant line. Silly goose.Done, and done.Yeah, yeah I misunderstood. Thanks for making me feel that much more dumb. Dick! Link to post Share on other sites
MightyLouse 0 Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Yeah, yeah I misunderstood. Thanks for making me feel that much more dumb. Dick! Anytime. I had my IQ tested once and it was 92 or so. I need no help feeling dumb but am willing to aid others. Link to post Share on other sites
trippkelly 0 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Yeah, she's not funny. Just crude. I can be crude AND funny. Give me a TV show Damn it!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 97 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I've seen some of her material, and I just can't find anything great about her. She really doesn't make me laugh and frankly, I wanna punch her. That being said, I'll probably watch her some time and give her another shot. I hate not giving comics a second chance...or a third chance in this case.PS: Dane Cook was #1 again in the stand up showdown? BS!!!! That guy is all delivery, he's got some good material, but he wouldn't be in my top 20 at all. Top 25 possibly, but not top twenty.thank god someone said it. Dane Cook is so damn overrated. Drives me nuts.FYI---check out Brian Regan. He is hysterically funny and he doesnt swear once. It's refreshing. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 thank god someone said it. Dane Cook is so damn overrated. Drives me nuts.FYI---check out Brian Regan. He is hysterically funny and he doesnt swear once. It's refreshing.You too! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 thank god someone said it. Dane Cook is so damn overrated. Drives me nuts.FYI---check out Brian Regan. He is hysterically funny and he doesnt swear once. It's refreshing. Everyone's been saying this for months. It's become as hip to hate him as it used to be to love him (for a few weeks). I'm a little tired of it. I'm not huge into him; in fact I was probably the first to note the overhype, and I don't care if I never hear him again. But the guy is still funny, if you like whacky, inoffensive comedy. My problem is that I've been on enough Doug Stanhope to ruin my taste for pop-comedy. DS is the most important speaker left in this country, as sad as that is. Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Everyone's been saying this for months. It's become as hip to hate him as it used to be to love him (for a few weeks). I'm a little tired of it. I'm not huge into him; in fact I was probably the first to note the overhype, and I don't care if I never hear him again. But the guy is still funny, if you like whacky, inoffensive comedy.I've been saying that for at least well over a year now. He was number 1 in last years stand up showdown and that pissed me off. He is funny, but so are hundreds of other comedians. I also wish they would have an Alonzo Bodden hour-long stand-up special. He's one of my favorite comics, very smart, witty, his material has a huge range. Link to post Share on other sites
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