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Started by XXEddie, Jan 26 2007 10:18 PM

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#361 JBradburn6

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 05:51 PM

View PostXXEddie, on Sunday, March 4th, 2007, 5:00 AM, said:

not preggershappy?
If it wasn't for LadyGrey's post in here I would be pretty pissed that I read through like 7 pages of shit just to find out she's not pregnant.
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Posted 24 December 2007 - 05:54 PM

hahahah i knew this would get bumped...
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#363 XXEddie's Girlfriend

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:36 PM

Kevin, I don't know how to say this, but I'm pregnant.
I'm XXEddie's girlfriend duh.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:39 PM

View PostXXEddie, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 9:36 PM, said:

Kevin, I don't know how to say this, but I'm pregnant.
FIRST
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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:40 PM

View PostXXEddie, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 8:36 PM, said:

Kevin, I don't know how to say this, but I'm pregnant.
Kevin is gone now. Be mine you sweet rose. We can make it!
How do you feel?

#366 XXEddie's Girlfriend

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:44 PM

View PostThe Feelings Jar, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 11:40 PM, said:

Kevin is gone now. Be mine you sweet rose. We can make it!
I'd be all yours, but the baby's due in a week.
I'm XXEddie's girlfriend duh.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:45 PM

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:49 PM

View PostXXEddie, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 8:44 PM, said:

I'd be all yours, but the baby's due in a week.
I hope the baby's not ugly. Eddie wasn't the most handsome guy ever.
How do you feel?

#370 XXEddie's Girlfriend

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:51 PM

View PostThe Feelings Jar, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 11:49 PM, said:

I hope the baby's not ugly. Eddie wasn't the most handsome guy ever.
Tell me about it. Unfortunately, it was his first time and I felt sorry for him.
I'm XXEddie's girlfriend duh.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 08:52 PM

View PostXXEddie, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 8:51 PM, said:

Tell me about it. Unfortunately, it was his first time and I felt sorry for him.
When I get you into the sack it's gonna rock your world baby. Talking like Dr.Phil gets a lot of poontang.
How do you feel?

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 09:21 PM

Yeah, this is about a year or so late.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 09:27 PM

Does eddie not post here anymore? I was in a tourney with him yesterday.
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Posted 24 February 2008 - 11:19 PM

View Posttimwakefield, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 9:27 PM, said:

Does eddie not post here anymore? I was in a tourney with him yesterday.
He does, but this is one of the few threads he probably just ignores and wishes would go away.
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#375 XXEddie's Girlfriend

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 05:58 AM

View PostVinnie_Terranova, on Monday, February 25th, 2008, 12:21 AM, said:

Yeah, this is about a year or so late.
No kidding, but eddie wanted to do it again, and here we are.
I'm XXEddie's girlfriend duh.

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 07:52 PM

View PostVinnie_Terranova, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 9:21 PM, said:

Yeah, this is about a year or so late.
Yeah, but now I'm banging his girlfriend.
How do you feel?

#377 XXEddie

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 03:11 AM

View PostThe Feelings Jar, on Monday, February 25th, 2008, 8:52 PM, said:

Yeah, but now I'm banging his girlfriend.

View PostXXEddie, on Sunday, February 24th, 2008, 9:36 PM, said:

Kevin, I don't know how to say this, but I'm pregnant.
obv not mineship the child support payments to the feelings jarweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 03:13 AM

View PostXXEddie, on Tuesday, February 26th, 2008, 3:11 AM, said:

ship the child support check to the feelings jarweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you got the jar pregnant too?

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 03:14 AM

View Postrunthemover, on Tuesday, February 26th, 2008, 3:13 AM, said:

you got the jar pregnant too?
That is correct. We would've also accepted, "Did the bank have to send you a check first to show that they could actually cover your check?"

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Posted 26 February 2008 - 03:22 AM

View Postrunthemover, on Tuesday, February 26th, 2008, 4:13 AM, said:

you got the jar pregnant too?
errr, nhfmp too....
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