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Started by XXEddie, Jan 26 2007 10:18 PM

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#1 XXEddie

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:18 PM

So her friend has a pregnancy test she can use, but she wont be able to until monday. She had morning sickness a few days ago, and she had been VERY moody and bi-polar(more than usual) and has had a weird craving for chocolate/twizzlers..(sp). So this is sweet, i am 17 she is 16, and together we would be lucky to make 15x per year.and yes, I used a condom every timecomeback monday for results....

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:20 PM

View PostXXEddie, on Friday, January 26th, 2007, 10:18 PM, said:

comeback monday for results....
Well, we have a surprise, XXEddie, because I have the results right here......XXEddie, you ARE NOT the baby's father.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:45 PM

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:49 PM

You know you don't get the morning sickness, become moody, or have weird cravings all at once at the first second of a pregnancy, right? Also, wouldn't her first clue have been if she were late on her period?Sounds like a couple teenagers all paranoid about nothing.Congratulations on getting your dick wet.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 10:50 PM

View PostIQCrash, on Saturday, January 27th, 2007, 1:49 AM, said:

You know you don't get the morning sickness, become moody, or have weird cravings all at once at the first second of a pregnancy, right? Also, wouldn't her first clue have been if she were late on period?Sounds like a couple teenagers all paranoid about nothing.Congratulations on getting your dick wet.
youre right...and that very poetic...well done(not being a smartass, i liked it)
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:04 PM

Put it in the pooper next time man...

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:08 PM

Just what this world needs, another Eagles fan. Like IQ said, she should've noticed that she's late first.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:13 PM

View PostIQCrash, on Friday, January 26th, 2007, 10:49 PM, said:

You know you don't get the morning sickness, become moody, or have weird cravings all at once at the first second of a pregnancy, right? Also, wouldn't her first clue have been if she were late on her period?Sounds like a couple teenagers all paranoid about nothing.Congratulations on getting your dick wet.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:16 PM

View PostIQCrash, on Saturday, January 27th, 2007, 12:49 AM, said:

You know you don't get the morning sickness, become moody, or have weird cravings all at once at the first second of a pregnancy, right? Also, wouldn't her first clue have been if she were late on her period?Sounds like a couple teenagers all paranoid about nothing.Congratulations on getting your dick wet.
Exactly. That can take like 2 or 3 months.


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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:16 PM

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:18 PM

View PostChrisRichey, on Saturday, January 27th, 2007, 12:08 AM, said:

Just what this world needs, another Eagles fan. Like IQ said, she should've noticed that she's late first.
that would be nice....if it was coming up soon, but its not.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:21 PM

View Postbleacherbum3, on Saturday, January 27th, 2007, 12:16 AM, said:

Exactly. That can take like 2 or 3 months.
thats what i was thinking, she said she thought she was...i figured she was over-recting to something, when she mentioned a pregnancy test i decided to start listening

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:24 PM

ahhhh I remember when that has happened to me. one of the worst times ever.. Glad it hasn't happened the last few years.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:30 PM

View PostXXEddie, on Friday, January 26th, 2007, 11:18 PM, said:

that would be nice....if it was coming up soon, but its not.
If it's not even time for her period yet, she can't even be late yet.Jesus you guys are overreacting. I remember the first time I thought I got a girl pregnant, I freaked out too.Take a deep breath and relax.After a few more times you won't even flinch.

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:40 PM

God there is no worse feeling when you are young. ugggh

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:42 PM

View PostGrinderMJ, on Saturday, January 27th, 2007, 1:40 AM, said:

God there is no worse feeling when you are young. ugggh
Damn right, I got a scare once when I was 20. Soooooo glad it was a false alarm.Now I just don't answer the phone on Father's Day.


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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:42 PM

View Postbleacherbum3, on Saturday, January 27th, 2007, 12:42 AM, said:

Damn right, I got a scare once when I was 20. Soooooo glad it was a false alarm.Now I just don't answer the phone on Father's Day.
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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:46 PM

View Postbleacherbum3, on Friday, January 26th, 2007, 11:42 PM, said:

Now I just don't answer the phone on Father's Day.
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:D Eddie, how long has it been since she had her last period?

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Posted 26 January 2007 - 11:56 PM

View PostChrisRichey, on Saturday, January 27th, 2007, 12:46 AM, said:

Eddie, how long has it been since she had her last period?
Not long, the time she thinks it happen was right after it ended. So itll be a few weeks
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