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Started by fleung22, Jan 17 2007 12:19 PM

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#1 fleung22

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:19 PM

Sometimes FCPers post some crazy ass shit.

Here's a few. Feel free to add your own.

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QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Sunday, January 14th, 2007, 3:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i would eat my own feces for $100.

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QUOTE (troyomac @ Tuesday, January 16th, 2007, 2:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Actually...I'd love to drink a cup of cum...


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QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, January 14th, 2007, 7:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd suck three dicks for the flying car.

QUOTE (SuperJon @ Sunday, January 14th, 2007, 7:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about I let you suck my dick 3 times?

QUOTE (IQCrash @ Sunday, January 14th, 2007, 7:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do you have a flying car?


#2 RiscaRod

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:26 PM

lol at the last 3.
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:31 PM

[quote name='troyomac' post='1652950' date='Tuesday, January 16th, 2007, 3:11 PM'][/quote]
Actually...I'd love to drink a cup of cum if it was in a 24 travel mug. (ricker got any more of those? i can change my essay)
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:34 PM

i will give cui4yearsdan $101 if he eats his own feces.

nobody else would pay to see this?
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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:36 PM

QUOTE (antistuff @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 3:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i will give cui4yearsdan $101 if he eats his own feces.

nobody else would pay to see this?

Only if it is Australian $$. He is not worth American $$$!!!


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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:37 PM

QUOTE (cu in 4years Dan @ Sunday, January 14th, 2007, 4:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would let my brother penetrate me for an autographed picture of Robert Varkonyi!


I found another gem...

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:45 PM

so is this thread just going to be highlights of that other thread?
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#8 fleung22

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:51 PM

Here's one from a different thread. Satisfied? Geez, damn French are so picky.

I remember LOL to this post from Bob.

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (coesillian @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 4:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
so is this thread just going to be highlights of that other thread?


Do you really have anything better to do?

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 12:55 PM

Let me be your baloney pony!
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#11 fleung22

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 01:00 PM

QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let me be your baloney pony!


why don't u sit this one out lil' buddy wink.gif

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 01:02 PM

QUOTE (antistuff @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 3:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i will give cui4yearsdan $101 if he eats his own feces.

nobody else would pay to see this?


A few of us already offered to chip in, providing someone in Aussie land from FCP videotaped it for proof.


[15:06] <Jan99> go J E T S

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 01:05 PM

QUOTE (Tritz @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 8:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I stated from the beginning that the random number generators were working correctly the whole time. But they do infact create the entire hand before the hand even starts


QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#14 flyingdonkey

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 01:07 PM

^^^^^ LoL

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 01:09 PM

QUOTE (Tonka34 @ Friday, September 30th, 2005, 4:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your right. I never seen Purple Rain. I don't listen music because I'm deaf.
I'm 40 years old.

QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Friday, September 30th, 2005, 4:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OH, OK. I'LL EXPLAIN IT THEN.
PRINCE DRIVES APALONIA TO A LAKE AND TELLS HER SHE NEEDS TO CLEANSE HERSELF IN LAKE MINNETONKA. SHE GETS NUDE AND DIVES IN. HE LETS HER DO IT. THEN HE TELLS HER THAT THAT LAKE ISN'T LAKE MINNETONKA.
THAT TRICKY PRINCE. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, APALONIA LOOKED GOOD NAKED. GOT IT NOW. I WASN'T INSULTING MN PEOPLE. I LOVE KIRBY PUCKETT.


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Posted 17 January 2007 - 02:17 PM

QUOTE(Tritz @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 8:51 PM)
I stated from the beginning that the random number generators were working correctly the whole time. But they do infact create the entire hand before the hand even starts

It's true. Prove me wrong.

#17 Tritz

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 02:24 PM

and showing me an email from some man who says.

"I assure you our hands are random generated as they go.

Sincerely,
Muhamad Nahaspetaliteapetalahn."

is hardly proof.

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 03:30 PM

QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Tuesday, January 16th, 2007, 7:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
To be honest, the line is getting blurrier and blurrier. I have a bad feeling in a few months I'll find myself making out with a guy I don't know, alone in his room, and find myself thinking, "Dude, this is so hilarious. You think he thinks I'm REALLY gay?!"

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 03:35 PM

oh oh oh!! I got one!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE (Tritz @ Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, 2:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
and showing me an email from some man who says.

"I assure you our hands are random generated as they go.

Sincerely,
Muhamad Nahaspetaliteapetalahn."

is hardly proof.

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Posted 17 January 2007 - 03:40 PM

Before this thread gets locked:

QUOTE (whatarunaa @ Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006, 1:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NoSup4u is like a good luck charm. Anytime he rails me at a final table, I destroy it. I am going to give 3/4 of all my winnings to him from now till the end of time.


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