Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Last week me and a couple of buddies were driving from Vegas to LA and we started to see what each one of us would be willing to do for the right price.Examples:How much to cut off your own left index finger? How much to cut it off without a local anesthetic? Or, how much to stop playing poker for the rest of your life? Or, only be able to play $0.10 -$0.20 razz for the rest of your life. How much for an eye, or kidney, or leg or arm? Finger nail? One testicle removed.... your choice. One testicle removed not your choice (as if that would matter). Not being able to ejaculate for the rest of your life.The gay ones get fun.... How much to jack off another guy? How much to get jacked off by another guy? And so on....Feel free to answer any of these or add your own. Be honest about what you'd be willing to do for how much. Let's see how crazy you'd be willing to go...I'll start it off...I'd be willing to cut off my left arm with anesthetic for $1,000,000 cash, tax free. Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I'd kill a cute puppy with my bare hands for 1 million bucks. Link to post Share on other sites
Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 I'd kill a cute puppy with my bare hands for 1 million bucks.So, you're saying if someone put $500,000 cash in front of you, you wouldn't do it? Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 So, you're saying if someone put $500,000 cash in front of you, you wouldn't do it?Who am I kidding, I'd do it for 100 bucks but I didn't want to come off as sick. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Through discussions at work, the going rate for a blowjob is $500,000. Link to post Share on other sites
bleacherbum3 9 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Last week me and a couple of buddies were driving from Vegas to LA and we started to see what each one of us would be willing to do for the right price.Examples:How much to cut off your own left index finger? How much to cut it off without a local anesthetic? Or, how much to stop playing poker for the rest of your life? Or, only be able to play $0.10 -$0.20 razz for the rest of your life. How much for an eye, or kidney, or leg or arm? Finger nail? One testicle removed.... your choice. One testicle removed not your choice (as if that would matter). Not being able to ejaculate for the rest of your life.The gay ones get fun.... How much to jack off another guy? How much to get jacked off by another guy? And so on....Feel free to answer any of these or add your own. Be honest about what you'd be willing to do for how much. Let's see how crazy you'd be willing to go...I'll start it off...I'd be willing to cut off my left arm with anesthetic for $1,000,000 cash, tax free.Maybe for some people.I'd be willing to stop reading this thread for $5. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 37 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I'd be willing to cut off my left arm with anesthetic for $1,000,000 cash, tax free.REALLY?!?!? You'd go the rest of your life without an arm for only a million dollars? What would you really do with the money that would be better than having an arm?There's no amount of money that I would take to remove any limbs, any eyes, anything from the face, or really any body part aside from a toe.And I'd do basically anything no matter how disgusting for about 100,000 so long as I didn't harm myself or another person. Link to post Share on other sites
Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 REALLY?!?!? You'd go the rest of your life without an arm for only a million dollars? What would you really do with the money that would be better than having an arm?There's no amount of money that I would take to remove any limbs, any eyes, anything from the face, or really any body part aside from a toe.And I'd do basically anything no matter how disgusting for about 100,000 so long as I didn't harm myself or another person.Well it's only an arm.... People have lost arms for much less. Besides prosthetics these days are not that bad. However a leg would cost much, much more. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I saw it in another thread. Cumbread. Ejaculate on a piece of bread, wonder obv, and eat it. I can't put a price on it. Link to post Share on other sites
Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 There's no amount of money that I would take to remove any limbs, any eyes, anything from the face, or really any body part aside from a toe.So you wouldn't cut off a pinky for $5,000,000 or $10,000,000? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I'd kill a cute puppy with my bare hands for 1 million bucks. http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/dead-puppies Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 37 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Well it's only an arm.... People have lost arms for much less. Besides prosthetics these days are not that bad. However a leg would cost much, much more.But there'd be millions of things you could never again do: videogames, more or less all sports, your driving would be impaired, you wouldn't be able to make love the same way, etc...So, I'm calling BS on your million dollar for an arm claim. I think that you haven't really thought it through and would never really do it if someone put the cash on the table.Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 I saw it in another thread. Cumbread. Ejaculate on a piece of bread, wonder obv, and eat it. I can't put a price on it.Wow... that's nasty. It would take a lot.... Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 37 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 So you wouldn't cut off a pinky for $5,000,000 or $10,000,000?Well, fingers and toes are slightly different, but for a finger we'd have to be talking about life changing money. I enjoy typing. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I would bang an ugly chick for $22.53 Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 37 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I saw it in another thread. Cumbread. Ejaculate on a piece of bread, wonder obv, and eat it. I can't put a price on it.I can't imagine that in reality any of you wouldn't eat it for $100,000 if the cash were put in front of you. Link to post Share on other sites
Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 But there'd be millions of things you could never again do: videogames, more or less all sports, your driving would be impaired, you wouldn't be able to make love the same way, etc...So, I'm calling BS on your million dollar for an arm claim. I think that you haven't really thought it through and would never really do it if someone put the cash on the table.Cheers.I might puss out.... It hasn't be offered yet so obviously I'm not 100% sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I would bang an ugly chick for $22.53 I am transfering to your PS account. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I can't imagine that in reality any of you wouldn't eat it for $100,000 if the cash were put in front of you.Erm, not really hungry right now but thx. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 37 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I would bang an ugly chick for $22.53Let's not say things we can't take back. Link to post Share on other sites
Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 How much to F.uck Rosie O'Donnell? How much to F.uck Roise with Trump licking your a.ss? lol..... Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar The Sperm 1 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 How much to F.uck Rosie O'Donnell? How much to F.uck Roise with Trump licking your a.ss? lol.....10 bucks for either. Seriously. I'd be the only guy who could say he had sex with Rosie. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I would bang a ugly retarded chicken for $22.53 $25.00 FMP Link to post Share on other sites
Shizant 0 Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 No one has answered the "How much to stop playing poker?" question... Or, how much to never gamble again? Link to post Share on other sites
H_Factor73 2 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 I would bang an ugly chick for $22.53I've banged ugly chicks for a few beers. No. I'm not proud Link to post Share on other sites
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