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#1 hblask

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:06 AM

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:11 AM

Here is a child in need of a red bucket.Posted Image


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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:13 AM

I fucking hate red buckets. You bastard!
Please use the comments to demonstrate your own ignorance, unfamiliarity with empirical data and lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Be sure to create straw men and argue against things I have neither said nor implied. If you could repeat previously discredited memes or steer the conversation into irrelevant, off topic discussions, it would be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous.

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:16 AM

I see your red bucket and raise youPosted ImagePosted Image
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:16 AM

Here is a guy with a bucket on his head.Posted Image
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
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But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

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What I'd give if I could touch you

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:22 AM

This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days. Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
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#7 JSHamm

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:29 AM

View Posthank213, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:22 AM, said:

This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days. Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
I bet you wouldn't say that if you had a red bucket...
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:36 AM

New superthread?(Trademark: RodReynolds)
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:36 AM

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#10 JSHamm

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:36 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:36 AM, said:

New superthread?(Trademark: RodReynolds)
Ground floor. Hooya
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#11 hank213

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:38 AM

View PostJSHamm, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 1:29 PM, said:

I bet you wouldn't say that if you had a red bucket...
get thee behind me satan.....and no checking out my butt....
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:46 AM

View Posthank213, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 1:22 PM, said:

This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days. Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.
Anyone who changes their avatar to The Red Bucket will hold a hallowed place in the New World Order. Officialdoms are going fast, grab yours now!
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:50 AM

hes a picture of a shrimp bucketPosted Image

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:01 PM

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:04 PM

I don't understand why your red bucket photo isn't hosted on photobucket. for shame.

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:10 PM

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:11 PM

Little known facts:The red bucket is traditionally good luck in Chinese culture.In modern times China has stopped deploying boats to foreign countries as they are too easy to detect.The green bucket is the transportation of choice now.Posted Image


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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:12 PM

View Postrunthemover, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 2:04 PM, said:

I don't understand why your red bucket photo isn't hosted on photobucket. for shame.
It's meant to be an ironic metaphor for man's inhumanity to man, with cross-cultural sociological implications regarding Freud's concept of 'ego' and the associated metaphysical search for meaning as a refutation of scientific certainty. Duh!
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:15 PM

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