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Posted 24 December 2014 - 05:38 PM

Someone's a little touchy about her dated slang knowledge
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 12:07 PM

View PostMPaler, on 23 June 2013 - 11:58 AM, said:

Well

Hi.

My name is Spademan, we may not be acquainted.

Pleasure to meet you.

A few things I should tell you before you read any further.

First, I am better than you in every conceivable way.

In every way.

I'm brighter than you, more clever than you, more reasonable than you, better with logic, more knowledgeable, unfathomably more entertaining, more consistent in thought, better at finding contraction and eliminating it - in myself and others, and, though I can't be as certain of the following as I can the former, as the evidence isn't sitting on the page before me, statistically it approaches certainty that I am also better looking than you and a more satisfying partner sexually.

Secondly, I am straight. Full disclosure and all.

Finally, to be clear, you should understand that what I say to you isn't a matter of debate. If I say something that is counter to you, you are wrong. The end. You are an idiot, to me. Like a baby. Mentally. You are like a retarded baby to me. By "to me" I mean in relation to me. So take my tone to be one of condescension, disdain, derision and annoyance.

Ok, let us begin:

View PostMPaler, on 23 June 2013 - 11:58 AM, said:

Well, I'm not sure what Bible you are getting this from, not the one I read. That being said, what isn’t a sin? The bible says it is an "abomination"; the reasons for this are pretty clear to me: You cannot sustain a growing society without men and women making those babies! In today’s world, it would feasibly be possible, but back then there were no test tube Hebrews. And we have no idea what basing a large society off of artificial insemination would do. Maybe someday there will be a gay country or planet. Good luck with that, really.

While I'm not gay, I would never bash those who are. So, I could care less if it is a choice or not. And "born that way" grinds to a screeching halt, when you bring one group in particular; bi-sexual. How does that choice fit with "born that way"?

Now, when I see some whacked out, wild eyed church group, going out to scream at homosexuals and wave signs, I want to barf: 1) Go to San Francisco and try that, zippy, if you so believe your are in the right. And 2) didn’t Jesus say "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"? He didn't say "Except for them thar gays! Youns can throw rocks at them!” Sometimes ardent religious people forget that someone else’s "sin" is not their own. By bashing them, now you are the sinner. Are we supposed to pass judgment on anyone? Don’t think so.

I think the backlash is mostly coming from people who do not want to explain this to small children, do not want it thrown in their face whether they like it or not, etc. Forcing acceptance of what many consider to be a choice is not going to work. Also, many African Americans are appalled by “gay rights” being lumped in with civil rights. You can choose who you sleep with; you cannot choose your skin color. And again, before you say “born that way”, remember those who are “bi-sexual”.

You know, I hold no grudge against LGBT’s. Frankly, I cold care less if you are straight or gay. It’s a little TMI. It certainly will not affect how I treat you as a person, which is with the respect any other human being deserves. If I saw a person being beaten on the street, I would come to their assistance not caring who or what they are. And yet, I am considered a homophobe! Why? Simple; I do not agree with the so-called “gay marriage”.

For me, this concept just does not make any sense. Not just because marriage is “my thing”, heterosexuality is “my club” (Why are you insisting we are the exact same? We are not. That is not good or bad, but it truly is different. So, why not do your own thing?) It is because of the word itself. Why to you think it is called marriage in the first place? Well, you are joining two similar, yet different things (A man and a Woman) together. And, therefore, they can also be split apart. So, you can “marry” two ingredients together (apple juice and orange juice, salt and pepper) You would never say “marry these two ingredients together...Salt and Salt, Apple juice and apple juice...see, it just does not make any sense whatsoever.

So, call me a homophobe. I’m not, clearly. Yet, maybe you are a heterophobe if you cannot accept a logical disagreement to your case.

You are a fucking moron.

I bet it seemed like I was going to break down your post, after that set up.

Hahah, no, no. Your post is tripe.

And then you went on to talk about ketchup and "marry" for like three fucking pages.

Jesus fuck.
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 12:10 PM

We say brvy fuck. Thanks.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 05 January 2015 - 12:25 PM

Why is his post stomach?
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 12:42 PM

Why is his post stomach?

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 05 January 2015 - 01:45 PM

Hey, Spademan, Mpater is SOOOOOO 2000 and late. If you want any action, head to the main forum and check out VegasKnight's screenplay.
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 08:12 PM

View PostSpademan, on 05 January 2015 - 12:07 PM, said:

Your post is tripe.

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Posted 05 January 2015 - 08:17 PM

This new pho place moved in near my house, and it's the worst pho I've ever had. Crappy broth, very little meat, skimped on the basil. And the tripe, basically no tripe.
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 08:28 PM

Can you take the tripe and make menudo? Because that would help with your Big10 Natty Light hangovers.
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Posted 05 January 2015 - 08:29 PM

Sounds like someone has an axe to grind against the Northwestern Mafia.
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Posted 27 February 2015 - 01:02 PM

View PostSpademan, on 05 January 2015 - 12:07 PM, said:

Hi.

My name is Spademan, we may not be acquainted.

Pleasure to meet you.

A few things I should tell you before you read any further.

First, I am better than you in every conceivable way.

In every way.

I'm brighter than you, more clever than you, more reasonable than you, better with logic, more knowledgeable, unfathomably more entertaining, more consistent in thought, better at finding contraction and eliminating it - in myself and others, and, though I can't be as certain of the following as I can the former, as the evidence isn't sitting on the page before me, statistically it approaches certainty that I am also better looking than you and a more satisfying partner sexually.

Secondly, I am straight. Full disclosure and all.

Finally, to be clear, you should understand that what I say to you isn't a matter of debate. If I say something that is counter to you, you are wrong. The end. You are an idiot, to me. Like a baby. Mentally. You are like a retarded baby to me. By "to me" I mean in relation to me. So take my tone to be one of condescension, disdain, derision and annoyance.

Ok, let us begin:



You are a fucking moron.

I bet it seemed like I was going to break down your post, after that set up.

Hahah, no, no. Your post is tripe.

And then you went on to talk about ketchup and "marry" for like three fucking pages.

Jesus fuck.
So the cunty little homo spade dung returns, the basement dwelling mouth breather with a pocket thesaurus must have been found out at his last forum, that hes just a 98lb weakling posing as a tough internet poster.

by the way, do you have an escape hatch in case mommy comes down and catches you jerking off to your own posts?
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Posted 27 February 2015 - 02:17 PM

I've seen a lot of bad reads in my time on the forums, but that right there may be the worst.
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Posted 07 April 2015 - 05:57 AM

View Postphlegm, on 27 February 2015 - 01:02 PM, said:

So the cunty little homo

Misogyny and homophobia taken care of right out of the gate.

It's like you're an Olympic athlete of cliche, uninspired bigotry and your forte is the explosion from the blocks.

Quite a showing there.

View Postphlegm, on 27 February 2015 - 01:02 PM, said:

pocket thesaurus

One of the favorite things I enjoy about myself, of the many favorite things, is the way the smallest item can enrapture me. Like this term in this post.

For a solid minute my mind took off with questions and lines of logic and wonderment.

"Putting aside that this idiot thinks that the words I use - words that any decently educated person would find common and every day - are so 'smartywords' - why the fuck would someone use a pocket thesaurus while composing something online? You're online. There are editing tools built right in to most browsers, there are apps, programs, add-ons and websites that, with the click of a button would give you access to a thesaurus. I assume, I don't even use a thesaurus of any kind, but there have to be such programs. Why would anyone use a hard copy pocket thesaurus? Further, if you are presumably at home, why wouldn't you, if you were for some reason using a hard copy, why wouldn't you use use a regular sized thesaurus? What would make someone think 'pocket thesaurus' in this context?

Does he actually use a pocket thesaurus when he is typing things online? Is he some sort of weirdo, or actual, like, really truly mentally disabled person who, as one of his retarded peccadilloes has it in his mind that he must use a pocket thesaurus for any thesaurus needs he must have? What type of mind would think of such a thing and further, use such a thing at an attempt at insult?

People are baffling in how stupid they can be, how poorly they think. What year is it? 2016 or 2015. God, I'm so bad at remembering dates. Anyway, it's like 2015 or 16 and people are still, on average, total morons. Gibbering almost incoherently and unable to put their thoughts together in any sort of meaningful or effective way. I wonder if..."

And so on. So interesting, these little things.

Thank you for that.

View Postphlegm, on 27 February 2015 - 01:02 PM, said:

must have been found out at his last forum, that hes just a 98lb weakling posing as a tough internet poster.

Well, first, there have been people on the forum that have met me. Including Daniel. So, people know that I am the physical specimen I am. But, let's put that aside.

What "last forum" do you think I have been visiting? How, in your mind, has this "outting" taken place? Who discovered my 98lb status? How did they know this weakling was me? That is to say, how did they know that I was the tough internet poster? Did I then leave the forum in disgrace, having had my 98lb status discovered? Be specific, how did this whole thing play out in your mind? It is really intriguing to me what passes for your imagination.

View Postphlegm, on 27 February 2015 - 01:02 PM, said:

by the way, do you have an escape hatch in case mommy comes down and catches you jerking off to your own posts?

Just... Jesus you are so bad at this.

I'm kind of in awe of it, to be honest.

What must it be like to live in that mind?
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Posted 07 April 2015 - 07:42 AM

You've got him on the run, phlegm. Nice job.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

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Posted 07 April 2015 - 08:49 AM

At least Spademan picked a target that might actually read his evisceration this time.
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Posted 07 April 2015 - 01:11 PM

I realized a bit ago that it may be unfair of me to come in and just snipe others without actually answering the threads question myself.

Is homosexuality a sin? Of course it is.

This isn't just based on biblical knowledge either, I actually, literally spoke with god about it last year and heard it from the man himself. I was making a podcast of my interview with the lord, knowing that it would be of great interest to, well, just about everyone on earth. Unfortunately, when I went to edit it for air, I discovered that gods voice isn't actually recordable by human technology. When I played it back you could hear my questions and comments perfectly, but whenever god was "speaking" in the conversation the speakers would just tremble and emit a dull slow-moving light.

Don't ask me how the light moved slower than light, I don't know.

Anyway, I can recite from memory our conversation, or, more specifically, the part of our conversation that is relevant to this thread.

Spade: So, this whole homosexual thing, what's the deal with that?

Lord: Yeah, totally not cool. Absolute no-go.

Spade: So that is what was meant with the whole "lay with another man" thing. But what about shellfish, tattoos, hair of a certain length and so on. Many of your followers have taken to breaking those all the time, are they in just as much trouble?

Lord: Haha. No, Me no. Those were, what I thought, obvious jokes. I was trying to put a little humor in there and toss out some obviously silly and arbitrary things to give people a chuckle. Everyone at the time took them seriously though and it was all quite embarrassing. As you probably know I live outside of time, and there were occasions I was using dry humor that was easily lost on illiterate sheep herders 2000 years ago, not really considering the "time" in which I was communicating, from a human perspective.

Spade: Ah, heh. But the gay thing, you were serious about that one.

Lord: (Spademan note: gods "face" grew quite serious here, and the earth shifted almost imperceptibly beneath our chairs and the lights flickered on and off) Yes. Deadly serious. If there is one thing I am concerned with, and please remember that I am responsible for creation of everything - from quantum foam to neutrinos to quarks to atoms to DNA to dust mites to beans to cacti to elephants to mountains to meteors to moons to planets to stars to black holes to nebula to galaxies to faxions to your universe and the 26 other universes and...

Spade: Faxions? 26 other universes?

Lord: Oh, HAHA. ****. You haven't discovered faxions yet have you, it's what, 2015, 2016? Haha, my fault. Yeah. And you'll never be able to observe the other universes, the light is already past the point where they could ever, ever reach you, so you might as well just ignore that outside of a personal bit of trivia.

Anyway, yeah. I created all of that. I have also woven into the fabric of all that is certain rules, mathematical constants and whatnot, so as to give a structure and order to matter that finite beings such as yourselves - no offense to you personally, I made you so that you are more like me, so some of this does not apply to you personally - so that finite beings can comprehend existence. I provided the capacity for understanding beauty, truth, art and many other things which are, basically, almost beyond you capacity to quantify with actual certainty... I've made actual knowledge impossible to have any basis in certainty (though it is hilarious to see epistemological philosophers try), to allow humans to have mystery and wonder in constant supply. I have provided free will, of a sort, though that is quite complicated to explain. In short, I know everything and am everywhere, past present and future, but I TURN MY HEAD quite a bit and FORGET things. So, free will.

Spade: Hmm

Lord: I know it sounds like bullshit but dude, come on. I'm for reals. So, I created all of these things, but I'm going to tell you this: there is nothing I think about more than one dude sticking his dick in another dude. Oh my fucking Me am I obsessed with that shit. They're all hairy and, ugggghh, it's so icky. And I CLEARLY made the penis to fit inside of the vagina. CLEARLY. People POOP from their butts! And men are supposed to be... manly. They are supposed to be aggressive and angry and are supposed to want to watch football. If it is two men, like, who is the one who is going to want to cuddle? One of the men? EWWW, FUCKING GROSS. Be a man, dude. It just makes me very uncomfortable.

How am I supposed to look upon my works and think it is good if there are two hairy dudes gyrating naked in my field of view? Like, what the fuck?

Spade: That all seems very ignorant. But, you only spoke about male homosexuals, what about females?

Lord: Oh no they're totally hot.

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It was at this point the conversation shifted to whether or not there was alien life in our universe and if we would every have contact, which turned out to be a very enlightening subject. But that isn't germane to the thread so I'll digress.


So yes, Westboro is right: god hates fags.
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Posted 07 April 2015 - 01:41 PM

Nice to see that winner cult, Family International/Children of God, had homosexuality dead right. Dudes its gross, chicks its hot. So it shall be written, so it shall be done.
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Posted 08 April 2015 - 07:16 AM

I'd like a follow up to God's voice. I saw an interview-maybe Marianne Faithful?-said God's voice sounds just like Aretha Franklin.


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