Ouch-8s 5 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 that is all Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 as long as it wasn't in the champagne room... cus there is no sex in the champagne room... Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 milestone ladies and gentlemen - a thread mocking my own thread. i guess i must mean something around here, finally.that being said, not particularly funny. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 milestone ladies and gentlemen - a thread mocking my own thread. i guess i must mean something around here, finally.that being said, not particularly funny.I didn't even put two and two together... but felicidades anyways... Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 well i'm way more proud of this fcp rite of passage than i am of the subject of mine own thread. i guess its just been a baller week. except the whole thing with the girl who i really like and who also really likes me but who led me on hella hard trying to get me to tell her how much i like her, only for her to say that shes still emotionally attached to the guy who goes to USC now and doesn't want a relationship with a senior who's leaving at the end of the year, after i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met. and my streak of horrible luck with girls continues....still relationshipless and playless throughout high school despite my academic prowess, musical, and humorous nature. i'm not ugly either.wow talk about a thread hijack. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 It's so sick that it's sick. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 well i'm way more proud of this fcp rite of passage than i am of the subject of mine own thread. i guess its just been a baller week. except the whole thing with the girl who i really like and who also really likes me but who led me on hella hard trying to get me to tell her how much i like her, only for her to say that shes still emotionally attached to the guy who goes to USC now and doesn't want a relationship with a senior who's leaving at the end of the year, after i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met. and my streak of horrible luck with girls continues....still relationshipless and playless throughout high school despite my academic prowess, musical, and humorous nature. i'm not ugly either.wow talk about a thread hijack.yeah, getting into stanford is pretty nice... however the chick is not... your 17-18 going to stanford, I'm sure there's plenty of chicks waiting to drop their pants for you and your huge... brain... Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 well i'm way more proud of this fcp rite of passage than i am of the subject of mine own thread.Naturally. Congrats on having arrived.i guess its just been a baller week. except the whole thing with the girl who i really like and who also really likes me but who led me on hella hard trying to get me to tell her how much i like her, only for her to say that shes still emotionally attached to the guy who goes to USC now and doesn't want a relationship with a senior who's leaving at the end of the year, after i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met. and my streak of horrible luck with girls continues....still relationshipless and playless throughout high school despite my academic prowess, musical, and humorous nature. i'm not ugly either.Is her name Accolades, by any chance? Because it would be nice if this little thread came full circle, and I'm a big fan of closure... Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 2 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i guess its just been a baller week. except the whole thing with the girl who i really like and who also really likes me but who led me on hella hard trying to get me to tell her how much i like her, only for her to say that shes still emotionally attached to the guy who goes to USC now and doesn't want a relationship with a senior who's leaving at the end of the year, after i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met. and my streak of horrible luck with girls continues....still relationshipless and playless throughout high school despite my academic prowess, musical, and humorous nature. i'm not ugly either.Don't tell women you like them so much, except after you've spooed on their face. After you've spooed on their face, you have a 30 second window to tell them all that garbage. At 31 seconds, take it all back and start over. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met.It's almost impossible to believe that this didn't work. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 It's almost impossible to believe that this didn't work.Email is the new diamonds bro Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 It's almost impossible to believe that this didn't work.I lol'dUp next is a mix tape of all the songs she reminds him of Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 after i sent her this long email, as per her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met.Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.I had to call my gf over to read that. Seriously, the funniest thing I've read all day. LOLOLOL.I sure hope they teach smooth at Stanford Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I didn't. She denied me. Didn't even defer, just straight up denied me. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1215065salad1.html Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 It's almost impossible to believe that this didn't work.Haha, I was thinking the same thing... Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 k let me back up a bit. okkkkkkayyyyyyyyy. because this really shoulda worked. we were talking on aim. she is in my european history class, ok? here are some tidbits of the conversation, verbatim:zoe: "i wanna ask you a question because i feel bold. bold = tight. i am curious as to why i catch you staring at me in AP euro, or if you even are. if so, i am extremely flattered. please provide insight."me: "well thats a pretty bold question....i mean, aesthetically speaking, i'd rather look at you than anyone else in there, but you're also right in my line of vision [she sits right across from me] and i guess i stare at a lot of people [which is true]. is that enough?"zoe: "okay, so its not because you are madly in love with me or anything?"[wow]me: "lol, no." (didnt quite know what to say there)zoe: "okay, just checking. damn, my ego deflated a little bit there "after a few minutes....me: "well, no one else is online, but i dont really know what to say." (we had acknowledged the awkwardness of the moment already)zoe: well, i have something to say. i am gonna go downstairs and eat some chocolate, and then wash my extremely attractive self with some lotion, and then curl up into bed with a book."me: "sounds good, ok"zoe: "if you feel you want to say anything else, feel free to email me. i'm sorry for making this awkward."me: "its all good, no worries, ok"we are talking a little bit....zoe: "oh my god, i need sleeeeep."me: "hey, i ain't making you stay."zoe: "yeah you are...you're the one who makes me feel good, and bad when i have to sign off."me: "well i guess its in my best interest to keep you here, but if i really cared i'd make sure you got some sleep, so sign the **** off."zoe: "okay, goodnight rubes...ix cube." [my name is reuben]so it took me a long time to get up the courage to write her that email, but she asked for it, and it seemed hard to imagine based on that conversation that she didnt want me to stick it in her. everyone i told said the same thing.by the way, i hate you guys. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 From "if you feel you want to say anything else, feel free to email me." you inferred "her request, outlining all the reasons that she is the most amazing girl i've ever met" ? Are you serious?Also, Reuben isn't a good name. Change it. Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Well at least you tried - but despite the convenience of text, e-mail, and phone - conversations like the "why you are so wonderful" one should always be done in person. Women admire boldness and confidence (but not arrogance), so if anything, she would give you lots of credit for having the guts to say those type of things to her face without knowing how she would respond. And if she doesn't appreciate it, then one of her friends will, so it could be good for a beej either way. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,047 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 zoe: "okay, goodnight rubes...ix cube." [my name is reuben]so it took me a long time to get up the courage to write her that email, but she asked for it, and it seemed hard to imagine based on that conversation that she didnt want me to stick it in her. everyone i told said the same thing.by the way, i hate you guys.sounds like a huge cunt. get her drunk, stick it in her dumper, and be done with it. or, for other ways to demean women, ask misterB. dont tell him about the whole email thing though, he wont stop laughing long enough to type. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 AIM storySounds like she wants you to **** her. Link to post Share on other sites
Ouch-8s 5 Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 sounds like a huge cunt. get her drunk, stick it in her dumper, and be done with it. or, for other ways to demean women, ask misterB. dont tell him about the whole email thing though, he wont stop laughing long enough to type.MrB is too busy learning the fine points on how to back-penis someone, I doubt he has the time to help here. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1215065salad1.htmlyou just don't make friends with salad Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 sorry, i should finish my story. the next morning, after i send the email, she calls me and we meet for lunch at noahs. there she tells me how sweet my email was, how she saved it, how i am definitely someone she'd like to date, how she likes me "a lot", and then goes into all the reasons that it wont work because of god damn andrew. so i'm like whatever thats fine, but i obviously feel no closure. so the next day we have another aim conversation, which is much more serious and which i have saved on word. you guys wanna see it? its too long, forget it. anyway, my first question was "if you knew all along that nothing was gonna happen between us, why did you go so far out of your way to get me to tell you that i liked you?" to which she replied something like "well, i was pretty sure you were into me but i wanted to make sure that all our feelings were out on the table before we could proceed." so i told her that it was annoying because i felt so ridiculously led on by the whole thing, and how i shouldnt have sent that email. and she replied that the email was incredibly sweet and flattering and that i shouldnt be embarrassed at all, and basically told me that her decision has absolutely nothing to do with me, which is true. if you want the entire convo, pm me and we'll make it happen.we both like each other and we know it, and nothings going down. that suxorz. to IQcrash, she in fact did want me to send the email, so i did follow her request, so since i aint getting any from teh ladies, suck my balls. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 lol Thankfully you're only 17ish and will eventually learn how women work.Bit of advice, you don't stand a chance with this one anymore, move on. Link to post Share on other sites
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