SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Very simple question, you're forced to have sex with an animal, something not of the human species. I just invented a Laser that can shrink you or make you larger, the animal can be of any size and shape. Insects are included and so are ocean creatures. Also the animal cannot harm you in anyway while the humpfest is going on, but it will give you 1 minute to escape after you are done, so this may elimanate dangerous animals for those not looking to get eaten. You also have the choice to give or recieveWhich animal would you bone and why?For me its a toss up between a eel and a hippo. I would probably be the pitcher for the hippo, but depending on my mood, we'll see about the eel. If its an electric eel then maybe that can be like, some kinky thing or whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Have you ever smelled a Hippo? You might want to rethink that., or bring a scented candle. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 hippo? You like fat girls?waitamintue....what kinda ****ed up thread isthis? Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 Hippos are some of the most dangerous creatures on Earth and you have a chance to **** the **** outta itIt would be a great conversation starter with a girl you've just met, thats if the hippo doesnt happen to catche up with you in a minute and ****ing eats you alive because you didnt give the fat ******* a reach around Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I just have this to say about this thread: Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 a LION...theysret so sexynesss Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Question: What about extinct animals? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Question: What about extinct animals?What, like a dodo or somet? Link to post Share on other sites
whale_hunter 0 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Wow! Awsome thread!I'm gonna go with a Great White shark. I'm scared to death of the ocean, so this would be a good way of overcoming my fears. I would be the pitcher, and go to town on a female (Im straight as an arrow) White shark. Make it a midnight romp as well, because that would be even scarier. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 What, like a dodo or somet?More likely a dinosaur. Link to post Share on other sites
augmented 0 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 i was thinking a cat. theres a reason hot girls that are animals are always cats. true story: like 8 years ago, i was chillin at like book group and the families have kids or whatever, so its me, my brother, josh, his bro ben, and adam. and we're chillin in ben's basement and hes fingering his cat. blatantly fingering it. hand job to the max. so we are like "uhhhh dude what are you doing? why are you fingering your cat?" and his answer: "because she enjoys it!"i brought this up with him about 2 years ago and he wholeheartedly denies it, and hes mad at me for even bringing it up and spreading all these untrue rumors about it. but i called my brother, and he remembers too. so i aint crazy.but yeah, i'd bone a cat. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 i was thinking a cat. theres a reason hot girls that are animals are always cats. true story: like 8 years ago, i was chillin at like book group and the families have kids or whatever, so its me, my brother, josh, his bro ben, and adam. and we're chillin in ben's basement and hes fingering his cat. blatantly fingering it. hand job to the max. so we are like "uhhhh dude what are you doing? why are you fingering your cat?" and his answer: "because she enjoys it!"i brought this up with him about 2 years ago and he wholeheartedly denies it, and hes mad at me for even bringing it up and spreading all these untrue rumors about it. but i called my brother, and he remembers too. so i aint crazy.but yeah, i'd bone a cat.I think this means you want to bone ben.Is there an extinct animal that was all boobs? If so, that's what I choose. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 Whale. I'd be speaking literally, but my friends would think I'm speaking metaphorically. And I would smirk. Everytime.Apart from that, I'd just want to nail the most ferocious deadly animal I could find. It would make me pretty hardcore. And if the animals ever found out, they'd be my bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 40 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I had a bunch of eel jokes such as I don't see the app-eel or I can't believe this thread is for-eel but it would be stupid to post them Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I have problems with the word "forced""get to", might be better. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 I have problems with the word "forced""get to", might be better.Yeah, this isn't like a "would you rather" situation, where you've got to make a Hobson's Choice (<--- sobriety brings words and phrases back I never even knew I forgot). Man, if I get lucky enough to be able to back-door a male Liger, or maybe actually put it in a WHALE VAGINA, then, Boy Howdy! Sign a brother up.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 gotta say blue whale, just so i could have a six foot penis for a dayi need a break from lugging around the 7-foot model all day? no? ah, go to hell Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I think I need to get back to General. Link to post Share on other sites
bloodninja 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Rhinocerouses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass! Link to post Share on other sites
alanstats 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I think we need to rethink your admission. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i was thinking a cat. theres a reason hot girls that are animals are always cats. true story: like 8 years ago, i was chillin at like book group and the families have kids or whatever, so its me, my brother, josh, his bro ben, and adam. and we're chillin in ben's basement and hes fingering his cat. blatantly fingering it. hand job to the max. so we are like "uhhhh dude what are you doing? why are you fingering your cat?" and his answer: "because she enjoys it!"i brought this up with him about 2 years ago and he wholeheartedly denies it, and hes mad at me for even bringing it up and spreading all these untrue rumors about it. but i called my brother, and he remembers too. so i aint crazy.but yeah, i'd bone a cat. What the fuck was I thinking? Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 She totally wants it right there... Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 She totally wants it right there...Ding Ding we have a winner. Link to post Share on other sites
BWToth 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I once told my suitemates in college that if they stole a penguin from a zoo and gave it to me and I got to keep it as a pet that i would fvck it and let them watch.what?.....call peta. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Author Share Posted December 18, 2006 Okay, I get you a penguin, regardless where i get oneWill you still **** it for us? Link to post Share on other sites
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