Jesus Prefers Retards

[HangukMiguk 8]

Full Tilt Poker Game #1342765253: $10 + $1 Tournament (9126141), Table 36 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:58:29 ET - 2006/12/02Seat 1: Sterling60 (3,255)Seat 2: tlmeyer (2,100)Seat 3: HangukMiguk (2,290)Seat 4: Oddsmaker (2,575)Seat 5: amandaha0624 (1,635)Seat 6: chrissuds (8,167)Seat 7: kero21 (1,878)Seat 8: brownie32 (745)Seat 9: Mattwild (620)tlmeyer posts the small blind of 50HangukMiguk posts the big blind of 100The button is in seat #1chrissuds: yeh*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to HangukMiguk [Kd Ac]Oddsmaker foldsamandaha0624 calls 100chrissuds foldskero21 calls 100chrissuds: how bout u?Sterling60: great part of the world CAbrownie32 raises to 745, and is all inMattwild foldsSterling60 foldstlmeyer foldschrissuds: CA best spot in americaHangukMiguk raises to 2,290, and is all inbrownie32 is feeling angryamandaha0624 foldskero21 calls 1,778, and is all inHangukMiguk shows [Kd Ac]kero21 shows [As 8s]Sterling60: From Louisiana, in VA presently, and moving to Chicago the beginning of the yearbrownie32 shows [6s 6d]Uncalled bet of 412 returned to HangukMiguk*** FLOP *** [Qs 5s 3s]*** TURN *** [Qs 5s 3s] [5c]*** RIVER *** [Qs 5s 3s 5c] [Jh]HangukMiguk shows a pair of Fiveskero21 shows a flush, Ace highkero21 wins the side pot (2,266) with a flush, Ace highbrownie32 shows two pair, Sixes and Fiveskero21 wins the main pot (2,385) with a flush, Ace highbrownie32 stands up

[simo_8ball 1]

Jesus prefers retards?

[HangukMiguk 8]

Jesus prefers retards?

ok, ok.Jesus retards more than me.

[simo_8ball 1]

ok, ok.Jesus retards more than me.

Controversial.Possibly explainable via variance, but I'll go along with the Jesus line as it's more interesting.