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#41 socalpoker_j

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:19 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:16 PM, said:

QFTJust having a little fun throwing rocks at the guy on top....for now
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:20 PM

View PostTylerSalzman, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:07 PM, said:

Posted ImageI get a lot of compliments on that sweater... you cocks... lol :club:
So.....do you have to put the sweater on before you do your hair? Your grandmother would get pissed if you got a pull in the sweater that she made you for your 5th birthday party!!

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:21 PM

View PostTylerSalzman, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 4:07 PM, said:

Posted ImageI get a lot of compliments on that sweater... you cocks... lol :club:
is the place where you get compliments on the sweater by chance named "the manhole?"
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:21 PM

View PostTylerSalzman, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:18 PM, said:

Why thankyou... I was just pumped and thought I'd share it with you guys.. sorry if I came off as bragging or for offending you with my gay hair... needless to say, it didn't turn out how i was expecting
if we didn't like you the thread would be much less active.Well, actually, that's not true.It's more a function of the time of day and the fact you have a propensity for women's clothing

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:22 PM

View Posttoddkrit, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:20 PM, said:

So.....do you have to put the sweater on before you do your hair? Your grandmother would get pissed if you got a pull in the sweater that she made you for your 5th birthday party!!
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:22 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 6:05 PM, said:

My wife tells me not to stop all the time :club: .Of course she usually mean don't stop at In-n-Out and get another Double Double to tide me over till dinner. :D
goddamn you cali ppli envy you in-n-out is the nuts

#47 TylerSalzman

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:22 PM

View Posttoddkrit, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:20 PM, said:

So.....do you have to put the sweater on before you do your hair? Your grandmother would get pissed if you got a pull in the sweater that she made you for your 5th birthday party!!
Jeez, my girlfriend loves this sweater... I'm sorry, I'll wear something from abercrombie next time I take a picture for you guys. :club: Funny thing is.. this sweater used to be my brothers and was handed down, but I kinda like it too
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:22 PM

I've been wondering where Vanilla Ice went and now I know--Ice Ice Baby!!!

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:23 PM

Posted ImageI wear this shirt everywhere, gets A LOT of attention...P.s. It's a nice sweater....for me to poop on..
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:24 PM

View PostSteamed Rice, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:22 PM, said:

goddamn you cali ppli envy you in-n-out is the nuts
whenever I hear in-n-out, I think of A Clockwork Orange**********************8Funny thing is.. this sweater used to be my brothers and was handed down, but I kinda like it tooDid he graduate in 1982 ?

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:25 PM

View PostJordan, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 4:18 PM, said:

this didn't turn out to well either.Posted Image
I have a similar picture involving a Turkey Baster and a testicle.
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:26 PM

View PostForRealDD, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:22 PM, said:

Swinnnnnnnng...............andamiss
Dont be so angry. Just because the OPs avatar pic of his girlfriend is cuter than your avatar pic of yours....

#53 TylerSalzman

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:26 PM

View PostSteamed Rice, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:22 PM, said:

goddamn you cali ppli envy you in-n-out is the nuts
In and out burger does make a tasty burger.last time I was in LA I bought some homeless guy a couple of burgers there, rather than give him money which he could spend on god knows what
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:26 PM

View Postricker, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 5:17 PM, said:

What's it like to be Ryan Secrest?
I was thinking more Vanilla Ice...

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:26 PM

Sweaters are hot... stop the sweater bashing. Anyway, your girlfriend is a keeper, don't screw it up.
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:27 PM

this thread is pretty damn funny and I have to give props to the OP for taking the insults flying at him well

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:27 PM

View PostDrawingDeadInDM, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:25 PM, said:

I have a similar picture involving a Turkey Baster and a testicle.
TPIWWPok, that was too easy.

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:28 PM

Wigga lol
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#59 TylerSalzman

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:29 PM

View Posttheresa113, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:26 PM, said:

Sweaters are hot... stop the sweater bashing. Anyway, your girlfriend is a keeper, don't screw it up.
Theresa, you're a real sweetheart. I'm actually looking at getting a ring soon... so there will go most of my money, but yeah, thanks!
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:29 PM

View Posttoddkrit, on Wednesday, November 15th, 2006, 3:26 PM, said:

Dont be so angry. Just because the OPs avatar pic of his girlfriend is cuter than your avatar pic of yours....
Huh ? In lamens, I was saying your stab was not funny. My avatar pic of my girlfriend ? A boxer? No, that's my dog...or was that supposed to be another knee-slapper?
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