Ya.
I was plastered at about 2 am central time and now I'm starting to realize to the sobering realization that I have work at 8 am.
I'm def. calling in; what excuse do I use?
1. I caught a cold from someone; really sick
The second excuse is more acceptable, since I arrived to work on Saturday using my dad's car...
2. My brother took my car to visit my mother in Indiana (i live near chicago); dad & step-mom's cars are both gone.... NOTHING I CAN DO!!@!
i probably have to call around 7 am to do this...
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Started by TraptSteve, Nov 12 2006 03:00 AM
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 03:00 AM
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 03:58 AM
Hmmmmm...calling in sick...
Is it a celebration, btches?
Is it a celebration, btches?
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 04:33 AM
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Sunday, November 12th, 2006, 3:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmmmm...calling in sick...
Is it a celebration, btches?
Is it a celebration, btches?
damn you, beat me to it...
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:48 AM
QUOTE (HangukMiguk @ Sunday, November 12th, 2006, 3:58 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmmmm...calling in sick...
Is it a celebration, btches?
Is it a celebration, btches?
nice post
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 11:30 AM
Never use the excuse about your car not working or not being avail. unless you like have to be with it at the garage. Otherwise, you've opened the possibility of someone picking you up...
Fortune favors the brave.
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 11:45 AM
as a nurse,
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 04:42 PM
I called my department and the guy who had the phone pretended the phone was disconnecting everytime I started to talk. The third time I called I blurted out "It's steve, i'm not going to make it", to which he mumbled ' uh.. the phone's breaking up again...' before hanging up.
ROFL. I called the store director let her know what was going on. The funny thing was when I woke up at 4 pm, I really did feel like total crap.
Never eat when you return home from a nights worth of drinking.
ROFL. I called the store director let her know what was going on. The funny thing was when I woke up at 4 pm, I really did feel like total crap.
Never eat when you return home from a nights worth of drinking.
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 04:47 PM
QUOTE (gimeabrak @ Sunday, November 12th, 2006, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
as a nurse,
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
you forgot to take your penis off.
Aids.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 05:44 AM
Never use car trouble or "I don't have a ride" as an excuse for missing work, a smart employer will offer to have someone come pick you up, and then you're hella-busted.
Family emergency, burst water pipe or other household emergency, or stomach flu (coming out both ends) are the tried and true winners in this category.
Family emergency, burst water pipe or other household emergency, or stomach flu (coming out both ends) are the tried and true winners in this category.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 03:05 PM
QUOTE (gimeabrak @ Sunday, November 12th, 2006, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
as a nurse,
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
There's not many men in your profession, is there Focker?
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:41 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Monday, November 13th, 2006, 5:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Never use car trouble or "I don't have a ride" as an excuse for missing work, a smart employer will offer to have someone come pick you up, and then you're hella-busted.
Family emergency, burst water pipe or other household emergency, or stomach flu (coming out both ends) are the tried and true winners in this category.
Family emergency, burst water pipe or other household emergency, or stomach flu (coming out both ends) are the tried and true winners in this category.
Good stuff. Btw
resident evil owns. my favorite video game series aside from Madden.
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 11:50 AM
Don't be a ***** and just confess that you're in a real "shoot 'em up" mood today and it would be best if you went to the range to take care of business, rather than work...
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Posted 14 November 2006 - 11:58 AM
QUOTE (gimeabrak @ Sunday, November 12th, 2006, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
as a nurse,
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
And experience with calling in
the best excuse that has worked for me is diarrhea
sorry for the spelling
but no one wants to talk about it,
when you return no questions are asked at least for me lmao
or even better food poisioning
vomiting and diarrhea
is there a spell check here can't find one?
This is good advice. I use it at least once every few months. However, you can't go wrong with the old plumber excuse.
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