Ah L'amour (life As A Guy)

#1 CobaltBlue

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 07:59 AM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wKpdcDky4sI

I'm sure a lot of you have seen this before. It's one of my favorite animated shorts ever. The cynicism/pragmatism is pretty amusing. The reason I bring it up is that I passed a bunch of hefty girls on the walk back from class today and once again realized that I'm pretty shallow when it comes to looks...and in a sense hypocritically so. The thing is...I don't know how to not be shallow.

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#2 hank213

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 09:19 AM

Like many things in life, we laugh because it's funny, and we laugh because it's true.

I'm the same way. I know I'm no Brad Pitt, not even close, but still the eye and the mind always go to the Aniston/Jolie caliber women. I guess I'm just well conditioned to delude myself into believing that one day I can land the uber-babe, this is delusion is re-enforced by the fact that I've had hot girlfriends in the past. So the question is: Do I hold out hope that I'll strike it lucky again, or subordinate my delusions/hopes and settle?

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Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"

#3 Don Giovanni

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 02:48 PM

that was funny. the fat girl part was the best.

#4 timwakefield

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 03:06 PM

Don Hertzfeldt is so awesome. This is like my favorite thing ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS-hrolyL2c...ted&search=

The rejected cartoons. I actually searched on youtube awhile ago for it, but it wasn't up. Nice to see that it is now.

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Posted 08 November 2006 - 03:19 PM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Wednesday, November 8th, 2006, 3:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Don Hertzfeldt is so awesome. This is like my favorite thing ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS-hrolyL2c...ted&search=
The rejected cartoons. I actually searched on youtube awhile ago for it, but it wasn't up. Nice to see that it is now.

hey if you like Don Hertzfeld you should check out that show 12 oz Mouse on adult swim. its that kind of low budget animation, dark humor kind of stuff. definently inspired by Hertzfeld. though most people i recomend it to say its terrible.

#6 CobaltBlue

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 07:46 AM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Wednesday, November 8th, 2006, 5:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Don Hertzfeldt is so awesome. This is like my favorite thing ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS-hrolyL2c...ted&search=
The rejected cartoons. I actually searched on youtube awhile ago for it, but it wasn't up. Nice to see that it is now.

"My anus is bleeding!"

Yeah, big fan of Rejected too.

QUOTE (hank213 @ Wednesday, November 8th, 2006, 11:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I guess I'm just well conditioned to delude myself into believing that one day I can land the uber-babe, this is delusion is re-enforced by the fact that I've had hot girlfriends in the past. So the question is: Do I hold out hope that I'll strike it lucky again, or subordinate my delusions/hopes and settle?

See, I've had little in the way of reinforcing that delusion. I've had a couple of girlfriends in college that were cute enough...but not "gorgeous" or anything. And honestly, I don't really need gorgeous, I don't think. The more I get to know certain girls, the more physically attractive/unattractive they can become based on their personalities. That said, it's hard to overlook weight. I think that's partially because I'm a skinny guy.

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 08:44 AM

QUOTE (Don Giovanni @ Wednesday, November 8th, 2006, 11:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

that's my 2nd favorite cartoon on there...

i love that show...

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Posted 09 November 2006 - 09:23 AM

QUOTE (vvganeshavv @ Thursday, November 9th, 2006, 10:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

that's my 2nd favorite cartoon on there...

i love that show...

so what's #1?

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Last week I drink the majority of a twelve pack of light beer out of the cutoff end of a whiffle bat, how's that for cultured, bitches"

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