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What Is The Difference Between A Poker Player And A Monkey?

Started by PhilIvey, Nov 01 2006 07:30 AM

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#1 PhilIvey

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 07:30 AM

I know the answer... :club:
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#2 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 07:32 AM

A monkey would make better posts than you?
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#3 PhilIvey

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 07:37 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 7:32 AM, said:

A monkey would make better posts than you?
That is incorrect...Yet there may be some logic to your thinking... You are an intelligent man. But I am not yet defeated.In fact, I re-raise you all-in (I have nothing, I am bluffing... but you may still fold :club: )
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#4 Skittles

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 07:54 AM

Poker players have more back hair.
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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:00 AM

A monkey couldn't be tried in court for ripping your fingers off to prevent posts like this.
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#6 Jeepster80125

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:03 AM

Mr. Ivey, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:04 AM

A monkey wouldn't sleep with your mother.
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#8 messingTexass

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:15 AM

According to the scientific studies, a trained monkey can study and count up to 20 numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.A poker player only need to study and count 13 numbers, and they are A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K.

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:19 AM

View PostmessingTexass, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 4:15 PM, said:

According to the scientific studies, a trained monkey can study and count up to 20 numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.A poker player only need to study and count 13 numbers, and they are A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K.
If this is really the answer, then the OP is even un-finnier than I thought.A four year old could make better poker jokes.No points.

QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#10 PhilIvey

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:22 AM

View PostJeepster80125, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 8:03 AM, said:

Mr. Ivey, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:25 AM

haha i just saw the avatar...i thought it was GrinderMJ posting...damn medicine
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#12 Jeepster80125

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:28 AM

View PostPhilIvey, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 4:22 PM, said:

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Actually, Your Retarded.

QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#13 timwakefield

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:29 AM

Can somebody ban this troll?
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#14 PhilIvey

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:32 AM

View PostJeepster80125, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 8:28 AM, said:

Actually, Your Retarded.
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
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#15 Jeepster80125

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:41 AM

View PostPhilIvey, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 4:32 PM, said:

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
Your still retarded.

QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#16 PhilIvey

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:43 AM

View PostJeepster80125, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 8:41 AM, said:

Your still retarded.
You're overplaying that phrase.
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#17 Jeepster80125

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:50 AM

View PostPhilIvey, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 4:43 PM, said:

You're overplaying that phrase.
Captain Obvious, your table is ready.

QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#18 PhilIvey

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 08:55 AM

View PostJeepster80125, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 8:50 AM, said:

Captain Obvious, your table is ready.
When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
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#19 Jeepster80125

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 09:12 AM

View PostPhilIvey, on Wednesday, November 1st, 2006, 4:55 PM, said:

When you throw dirt, you lose ground.
When you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.

QUOTE (Spademan @ Friday, May 22nd, 2009, 4:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.

#20 wcaseyb

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Posted 01 November 2006 - 09:18 AM

hey man, not trying to butt in here, but if you are going to keep calling someone retarted, you sould learn the difference between "your" and "you're". it makes you look really bad. just trying to help out.
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