PhilIvey 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 I know the answer... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 A monkey would make better posts than you? Link to post Share on other sites
PhilIvey 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 A monkey would make better posts than you?That is incorrect...Yet there may be some logic to your thinking... You are an intelligent man. But I am not yet defeated.In fact, I re-raise you all-in (I have nothing, I am bluffing... but you may still fold ) Link to post Share on other sites
Skittles 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Poker players have more back hair. Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 A monkey couldn't be tried in court for ripping your fingers off to prevent posts like this. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Mr. Ivey, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Link to post Share on other sites
StrippersNBlow 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 A monkey wouldn't sleep with your mother. Link to post Share on other sites
messingTexass 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 According to the scientific studies, a trained monkey can study and count up to 20 numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.A poker player only need to study and count 13 numbers, and they are A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 According to the scientific studies, a trained monkey can study and count up to 20 numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.A poker player only need to study and count 13 numbers, and they are A, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K.If this is really the answer, then the OP is even un-finnier than I thought.A four year old could make better poker jokes.No points. Link to post Share on other sites
PhilIvey 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Mr. Ivey, what you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 haha i just saw the avatar...i thought it was GrinderMJ posting...damn medicine Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.Actually, Your Retarded. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 Can somebody ban this troll? Link to post Share on other sites
PhilIvey 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Actually, Your Retarded.You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.Your still retarded. Link to post Share on other sites
PhilIvey 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Your still retarded.You're overplaying that phrase. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 You're overplaying that phrase.Captain Obvious, your table is ready. Link to post Share on other sites
PhilIvey 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 Captain Obvious, your table is ready.When you throw dirt, you lose ground. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 When you throw dirt, you lose ground.When you fart in church, you sit in your own pew. Link to post Share on other sites
wcaseyb 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 hey man, not trying to butt in here, but if you are going to keep calling someone retarted, you sould learn the difference between "your" and "you're". it makes you look really bad. just trying to help out. Link to post Share on other sites
rwood 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 WORST JOKE ACCOUNT EVERAINEC Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 1 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 hey man, not trying to butt in here, but if you are going to keep calling someone retarted, you sould learn the difference between "your" and "you're". it makes you look really bad. just trying to help out.I can't see the sw. Where is the sw? Link to post Share on other sites
PhilIvey 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Author Share Posted November 1, 2006 When you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.That may be so..... but while you are farting there, you must realize that going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 That may be so..... but while you are farting there, you must realize that going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.What about standing on a toilet. Since you would be high on pot, does that make you a druggie?hey man, not trying to butt in here, but if you are going to keep calling someone retarted, you sould learn the difference between "your" and "you're". it makes you look really bad. just trying to help out.Exactly. Link to post Share on other sites
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