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[DonkSlayer]

Quadrupling your stack in a cash game or winning a tournament feels better in the long run. But, if we're talking about just one hand (whether it be a tourney or cash game)...Which is the best feeling? Meh, Bj's come and go. Females, feel free to replace "BJ" with "Cunnilingus" or "The Big Beaver Dive (BBD)".

[Zach6668]

Makin mobney.

[navybuttons]

making an abosultely huge bluff where you put a player on a hand, know he'll lay it down, and rake in a huge pot.you think about those pots for hours and sometimes days afterwards.

[DWMREP]

Forcing another guy off his pocket queens on a king high flop, and watching his reaction when you show him your 3 4 os

[QWithATray]

DonkSlayer, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 12:48 PM, said:

Females, feel free to replace "BJ" with "Fellatio."

Cunnilingis?

[Mercury69]

BJ!Also, if no one has mentioned yet, the term for performing oral sex on a woman is cunnilingus.

[QWithATray]

or is the best feeling for a woman during poker to be fellating / giving a bj?

[DonkSlayer]

QWithATray, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 4:20 PM, said:

Cunnilingis?

Good spot, I made the change.

[El Guapo]

These do not have to be mutually exclusive. There should be an all of the above option, because I love it when I Bluff then make a good call but finally end up sucking out all while getting a BJ.

[finztotheleft]

QWithATray, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 4:37 PM, said:

or is the best feeling for a woman during poker to be fellating / giving a bj?

Yeah, um, that's definitely not the answer

[TheWatchMan]

winning your first tournament is amazing.respect from peers also good.if a great player says your great, thats a good feeling.

[DonkSlayer]

TheWatchMan, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 5:22 PM, said:

winning your first tournament is amazing.respect from peers also good.if a great player says your great, thats a good feeling.

::sigh:: My clarification makes these not pertinent.

[Acid_Knight]

One of my happiest poker moments at the table occurred at a 5/10 NL game at the Bellagio.I had Q T and it was a 5 way unraised pot. The flop comes down J 9 4 and the SB leads out for 50$. I call and this unpleasant old guy makes it 150 to go. The SB folds and I call. The turn is the A and old guy looks visibly disgusted. I check and he checks beind me. The river is a 6 , which totally misses me but completes the obvious flush draw.I reach for chips and the old guy angrily throws his hand, J 9 face up on the table and says "Fu ck you! Don't even reach for chips, I know you're not bluffing!!"This would be the time when a gentlemen would slide his hand into the muck and rake the pot. Instead I chose to say, "Did you say "fu ck you" to me? Yeah, you're right, I couldn't be bluffing, that just wouldn't make sense..."I flip over my hand and he proceeds to swear a few more times and then leaves the table for 45 minutes.I guess the hand would've been better if there was an attractive brunette on her knees under the table servicing me, but we gotta be realistic.

[sixhands]

Acid_Knight, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 2:28 PM, said:

One of my happiest poker moments at the table occurred at a 5/10 NL game at the Bellagio.I had Q T and it was a 5 way unraised pot. The flop comes down J 9 4 and the SB leads out for 50$. I call and this unpleasant old guy makes it 150 to go. The SB folds and I call. The turn is the A and old guy looks visibly disgusted. I check and he checks beind me. The river is a 6 , which totally misses me but completes the obvious flush draw.I reach for chips and the old guy angrily throws his hand, J 9 face up on the table and says "Fu ck you! Don't even reach for chips, I know you're not bluffing!!"This would be the time when a gentlemen would slide his hand into the muck and rake the pot. Instead I chose to say, "Did you say "fu ck you" to me? Yeah, you're right, I couldn't be bluffing, that just wouldn't make sense..."I flip over my hand and he proceeds to swear a few more times and then leaves the table for 45 minutes.I guess the hand would've been better if there was an attractive brunette on her knees under the table servicing me, but we gotta be realistic.

I hope you had his hand killed before you flipped yours over

[meservery]

A super loose 1-2 NL game at the Tropicana in AC where the standard preflop raise is $15 from any position. Hand 1 sets up hand 2.Hand 1:Guy makes it $15 from UTG.I raise to $60 from MP with Aces.UTG calls.Flop is Q, Q, xUTG shoves. Easy Call. UTG had Jacks and leaves table.Hand 2:One orbit laterA decent EP player makes it $15.I raise to $50 from MP with AK.EP thinks forever and reluctantly calls.Flop comes down 9 high with a couple of rags.EP checks. I fire out $80. EP thinks for like 5 minutes, then folds 2 queens face up.

[Royal_Tour]

its simple. gay or straight you want a BJ under the table. as males, we play this game for 1 reason, we enjoy it and get paid for something we enjoy.Now, if money wasnt an option, we would all play on playmoney ,or switch to chess or some shizz, but because the value of a dollar means so much, and we exchange these dollars for goods and services to buy the things we want in life. mainly for joy and happiness, usually to impress women or men or both. and we impress so we can conqueur, and what better way of knowing Victory!! than a BJ under the table??I rest my case

[ricker]

Best feeling in the world for me in poker, is when people push into you when you're holding the nuts.

[Naslund44]

ricker, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 4:04 PM, said:

Best feeling in the world for me in poker, is when people push into you when you're holding the nuts.

someone flame this....

[CzechRazor]

QWithATray, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 4:37 PM, said:

or is the best feeling for a woman during poker to be fellating / giving a bj?

the best feeling for a woman during poker is who gives a s***?

Naslund44, on Wednesday, October 25th, 2006, 7:09 PM, said:

someone flame this....

too easy.it's like smoking pot on 4/20. leave that for the amateurs.

[AcesOnFire]

ricker, on Thursday, October 26th, 2006, 12:04 AM, said:

Best feeling in the world for me in poker, is when people push into you when you're holding the nuts.

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