JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I just saw this and had to post it up..For anyone that has seen Matusow chat on FT he can't spell for beans...Take a look at some of his reposnsis responses...*None of these were edited, direct copy/paste.Question from geemoneypro: hey mike where's the kiddy game?Answer from Mike Matusow: ----------------------------------->Question from bayne_s: Mike have you ever seen Rhett Butler play?Answer from Mike Matusow: nj (I guess he meant no?)Question from remoh129: mikey how do you know when to move up in limits?Answer from Mike Matusow: when u win everytime in limits u are at u need to move up to challenge yourslef (yourslef, who is yourslef? Whoever he is, challenge him)Question from FNdonkey: do you have a hard time adjusting live? I play 2/5 nl live about 40 hours a week and I've been a consistant 1k a week winner for about a year, but I'm a HUGE loser onlineAnswer from Mike Matusow: welcome to my world online poker fo ridiots that cnat play poker gl (fo ridiots...cnat, does MM speak english?)Question from koality: Do you think Cunningham will pull it off at the WSOP main event tomorrow?Answer from Mike Matusow: u cna bet what u want on it (CNA? California Nurses Association? They gamble too?)Question from Tupac_Soulja: mike, if thats how you feel and you always lose online, why keep playing online?Answer from Mike Matusow: im addicted like the rest of us im opening ipa internet poker anonomous (I...am...speechless) Question from Diax: did you read that article where jamie gold says he wants to throw the game and take second?Answer from Mike Matusow: n (just an "n" not even the nj combo, just n)Question from LEBLANC: FTP has a huge pro on the ME final table for last 2 years,im impressedAnswer from Mike Matusow: we aqre a poker dynasty and the best site (aqre)Question from geemoneypro: which pro has given you the hardest time to play against in live cash games or tourney'sAnswer from Mike Matusow: for sure ivey (some truth, and sense for once)Question from weezhum: mike you ever been to humboldt county????? you should come visit if you know what i mean.Answer from Mike Matusow: never if i miss any im sorry so many (eh, just reads bad)Question from Cesar2000: Will allen get an extra 10 mil if he wins?Answer from Mike Matusow: yes he won hes seat at ft in a satelit (just read it)Question from Tupac_Soulja: i heard from a friend that knows the lederers there is sometimes a private game at lederer's house with some pro's for $20 now and then just for fun, have you heard of it or ever played in itAnswer from Mike Matusow: n they got no time (again with the "n")Question from Professor Perez: mike in your opinion how much of holdem is luck?Answer from Mike Matusow: live not much tourement allluck live nl is the nuts (tourement? Wow, I don't know what tourement is, but I know what it isn't. A spelling bee)Question from DareDevil187: i have a salary of 35K a year after taxes i make less then 30K .....i made 60K playing poker in 6 months takin it on seriously and i get burnt out from work and poker Answer from Mike Matusow: if u do u must manage your br during the losing streaks or if not have some one willing too loan u money cause u willlose (this sentence is so bad and wrong in so many ways, but at least Mike can give insightful information about going bust and borrowing)Question from crapcounts: what do you think cunninghams chances are at winning the tournyAnswer from Mike Matusow: answereed that one already (butchered answered)Question from Ozzie_ace: What is the worst beat you have had on the river??Answer from Mike Matusow: anything u can name its happend to me (awww)Question from bdidde: what level of NL cash games do you usually play?Answer from Mike Matusow: 100 200 0r 50 100 (when he's staked)Question from SMAC007: When the bogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck norris do you mike?Answer from Mike Matusow: i check to make sure allthe strippers have left for the day (finally comes through with a good one)Question from weezhum: do you prefer blunts or bong loads?Answer from Mike Matusow: i dont do any drugs for 4 yrs and u shouldnt either (I'm calling BS, sorry Mike)Question from johnboy0417: do you ever fire a 3rd bullet and what pot size do you use?Answer from Mike Matusow: y i do allthe time but its a llot tougher now then it used to be (wow, just wow)Question from crapcounts: do you play all the games, or just holdemAnswer from Mike Matusow: all (got this one right)Question from FNdonkey: who's your best friend in the poker worldAnswer from Mike Matusow: hmm not sure used to be daniel but immad at him now withthe wpt thing ([space] bar is Mike's friend)Question from Cesar2000: Who is the worst player of all the 'big' namesAnswer from Mike Matusow: gusQuestion from Dmoney33: What player do you love to bust?Answer from Mike Matusow: phillly philly for sure (Hellmuth, not Ivey)Question from kayak101187: who would win in afight gus or you?Answer from Mike Matusow: gus (at least he's honest)Answer from Mike Matusow: k all im off questions got stupid gl (weluve yoou Mike) Link to post Share on other sites
KChu 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 ok, what a dumb thread, ur just a hater.. its called "typos".. how but we all monitor u whenever u make a typo we will make a stupid little thread about how u spelt something wrong Link to post Share on other sites
ILOVECOOLTHINGS 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I must say i enjoyed this chat. Good thread. I love hearing what matusow has to say. Link to post Share on other sites
Norny21 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I just saw this and had to post it up..For anyone that has seen Matusow chat on FT he can't spell for beans...Take a look at some of his reposnsis responses...*None of these were edited, direct copy/paste.Question from geemoneypro: hey mike where's the kiddy game?Answer from Mike Matusow: ----------------------------------->Question from bayne_s: Mike have you ever seen Rhett Butler play?Answer from Mike Matusow: nj (I guess he meant no?)Question from remoh129: mikey how do you know when to move up in limits?Answer from Mike Matusow: when u win everytime in limits u are at u need to move up to challenge yourslef (yourslef, who is yourslef? Whoever he is, challenge him)Question from FNdonkey: do you have a hard time adjusting live? I play 2/5 nl live about 40 hours a week and I've been a consistant 1k a week winner for about a year, but I'm a HUGE loser onlineAnswer from Mike Matusow: welcome to my world online poker fo ridiots that cnat play poker gl (fo ridiots...cnat, does MM speak english?)Question from koality: Do you think Cunningham will pull it off at the WSOP main event tomorrow?Answer from Mike Matusow: u cna bet what u want on it (CNA? California Nurses Association? They gamble too?)Question from Tupac_Soulja: mike, if thats how you feel and you always lose online, why keep playing online?Answer from Mike Matusow: im addicted like the rest of us im opening ipa internet poker anonomous (I...am...speechless) Question from Diax: did you read that article where jamie gold says he wants to throw the game and take second?Answer from Mike Matusow: n (just an "n" not even the nj combo, just n)Question from LEBLANC: FTP has a huge pro on the ME final table for last 2 years,im impressedAnswer from Mike Matusow: we aqre a poker dynasty and the best site (aqre)Question from geemoneypro: which pro has given you the hardest time to play against in live cash games or tourney'sAnswer from Mike Matusow: for sure ivey (some truth, and sense for once)Question from weezhum: mike you ever been to humboldt county????? you should come visit if you know what i mean.Answer from Mike Matusow: never if i miss any im sorry so many (eh, just reads bad)Question from Cesar2000: Will allen get an extra 10 mil if he wins?Answer from Mike Matusow: yes he won hes seat at ft in a satelit (just read it)Question from Tupac_Soulja: i heard from a friend that knows the lederers there is sometimes a private game at lederer's house with some pro's for $20 now and then just for fun, have you heard of it or ever played in itAnswer from Mike Matusow: n they got no time (again with the "n")Question from Professor Perez: mike in your opinion how much of holdem is luck?Answer from Mike Matusow: live not much tourement allluck live nl is the nuts (tourement? Wow, I don't know what tourement is, but I know what it isn't. A spelling bee)Question from DareDevil187: i have a salary of 35K a year after taxes i make less then 30K .....i made 60K playing poker in 6 months takin it on seriously and i get burnt out from work and poker Answer from Mike Matusow: if u do u must manage your br during the losing streaks or if not have some one willing too loan u money cause u willlose (this sentence is so bad and wrong in so many ways, but at least Mike can give insightful information about going bust and borrowing)Question from crapcounts: what do you think cunninghams chances are at winning the tournyAnswer from Mike Matusow: answereed that one already (butchered answered)Question from Ozzie_ace: What is the worst beat you have had on the river??Answer from Mike Matusow: anything u can name its happend to me (awww)Question from bdidde: what level of NL cash games do you usually play?Answer from Mike Matusow: 100 200 0r 50 100 (when he's staked)Question from SMAC007: When the bogeyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for chuck norris do you mike?Answer from Mike Matusow: i check to make sure allthe strippers have left for the day (finally comes through with a good one)Question from weezhum: do you prefer blunts or bong loads?Answer from Mike Matusow: i dont do any drugs for 4 yrs and u shouldnt either (I'm calling BS, sorry Mike)Question from johnboy0417: do you ever fire a 3rd bullet and what pot size do you use?Answer from Mike Matusow: y i do allthe time but its a llot tougher now then it used to be (wow, just wow)Question from crapcounts: do you play all the games, or just holdemAnswer from Mike Matusow: all (got this one right)Question from FNdonkey: who's your best friend in the poker worldAnswer from Mike Matusow: hmm not sure used to be daniel but immad at him now withthe wpt thing ([space] bar is Mike's friend)Question from Cesar2000: Who is the worst player of all the 'big' namesAnswer from Mike Matusow: gusQuestion from Dmoney33: What player do you love to bust?Answer from Mike Matusow: phillly philly for sure (Hellmuth, not Ivey)Question from kayak101187: who would win in afight gus or you?Answer from Mike Matusow: gus (at least he's honest)Answer from Mike Matusow: k all im off questions got stupid gl (weluve yoou Mike) this should not come as a suprise imean seriusly its mike thwmouth matasow lmao Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 ok, what a dumb thread, ur (you're) just a hater.. it's called "typos".. Hhow about we all monitor you whenever you make a typo we will make a stupid little thread about how u spelt (spelled) something wrongFirst off...I think he does it intetionally sometimes, it was meant to be super funny, I love the Mouth, he is great entertainment...You are not.I must say i enjoyed this chat. Good thread. I love hearing what matusow has to say.Thank you sir I thought it was funny and entertaining.this should not come as a suprise imean seriusly its mike thwmouth matasow lmaoQTFQutoed trth forr Link to post Share on other sites
ice4804 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 1) you really need to stop posting so much....2) are all the bolded comments in ( ) your creation? if so, see number one above. not a single one was even remotely funny. Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 1) you really need to stop posting so much....2) are all the bolded comments in ( ) your creation? if so, see number one above. not a single one was even remotely funny.Awww, I'm sorry I didn't "take care of you." Want a hand job sweetheart? Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 LAME...how long did you spend bolding all those little excerpts ?pointing out typos or spelling errors is almost as pathetic as this terrible threadget a life idiot Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 get a life idiotYou should listen to your own posts...Oh, and I can type 100wpm so it didn't take too long for me to type up something like that... Link to post Share on other sites
offset 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 The chat might have been funny but I can't tell because of all the annoying bold comments.edit-lol three comments in a row saying the same thing. That proves it was not funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Remuve all the stupid coments you made and it have be a good posts. (remuve? coments? posts? cmon seriously wandigo where did you learn english, "Bad English School"? hahahahaha) Link to post Share on other sites
rookie2619 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Hey OP, get a hobby. Another one. Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 The chat might have been funny but I can't tell because of all the annoying bold comments.edit-lol three comments in a row saying the same thing. That proves it was not funny. QFT Link to post Share on other sites
Norny21 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 i shudnt mak fune of mataosw eye conat speel halve as goood as hee can Link to post Share on other sites
Royal27 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 this should not come as a suprise imean seriusly its mike thwmouth matasow lmaoTrue - He has never been called Mike "The Speller" Matusow, has he??? Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 True - He has never been called Mike "The Speller" Matusow, has he??? nj he sure hasn't. Link to post Share on other sites
Norny21 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 True - He has never been called Mike "The Speller" Matusow, has he??? yea once but that guy was STONED Link to post Share on other sites
yourboygsarida 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 wow that was stupid. nice way to nitpick every single one of his responses. pretty tight. Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 wow that was stupid. nice way to nitpick every single one of his responses. pretty tight.Cool avatar. No I didn't nitpick all of them, only the really bad ones. And I never said it wasn't stupid, just thought some people would enjoy it. Link to post Share on other sites
Norny21 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 wow that was stupid. nice way to nitpick every single one of his responses. pretty tight.your right i wont even respond to this Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 QFTLOL Bhaas I love that little gif thats hilarious man Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 LOL Bhaas I love that little gif thats hilarious manYou two senior citizens should get a room, your public love for each other is disturbing... Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 You two senior citizens should get a room, your public love for each other is disturbing...We just left your mothers room. Link to post Share on other sites
TCTC 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Wow......Now I see how you can have 1600+ posts in about 3 weeks. Now I see why so many people on this site flame you. Are they all this lame JMoney?Why dont you give MM a break. He has idiots like you asking him dumbass questions non-stop while he plays.Be happy he responds at all to the idiot railbirds and their dumbass questions.TCTC Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 We just left your mothers room. Good one gramps! Link to post Share on other sites
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