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#1 CardWarfare

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:19 PM

My friend and I, a very wealthy investor, are planning to start a poker crew. The investor is going to be fronting the money, and it is my job to recruit good players. We've decided to find about ten to twenty young players, and get them together for a tournament barrage. This will take place every Sunday for the big guarantee tourneys, and we'll hit all the big sites. To join all you have to do is prove your skill to me. I'll be looking on other forums and in card rooms for talent, but I'm starting here. No PMs, but post your accomplishments, and I'll ask you some questions to get a feel for your skill level. Good luck.

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:21 PM

Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/2004 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2005 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:23 PM

I'm amazing.Is that enough?

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:24 PM

View PostCardWarfare, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 5:19 PM, said:

My friend and I, a very wealthy investor, are planning to start a poker crew. The investor is going to be fronting the money, and it is my job to recruit good players. We've decided to find about ten to twenty young players, and get them together for a tournament barrage. This will take place every Sunday for the big guarantee tourneys, and we'll hit all the big sites. To join all you have to do is prove your skill to me. I'll be looking on other forums and in card rooms for talent, but I'm starting here. No PMs, but post your accomplishments, and I'll ask you some questions to get a feel for your skill level. Good luck.
what's your definition of young?

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:24 PM

View Postripptyde, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 3:21 PM, said:

Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/2004 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2005 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576
But what have you done lately :club: :D
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:25 PM

My online bankroll is 20 cents
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I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:25 PM

View PostmissIdaho, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 3:24 PM, said:

what's your definition of young?
My thoughts exactly. I once won a $5.50 MTT, and just recently left the local pokerroom with $83 profit.
I'm retired.

#8 CardWarfare

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:26 PM

View Postripptyde, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 6:21 PM, said:

Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/2004 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/2005 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2005 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576
Very nice. You're a good candidate so far, but I'll need a little more background information. Nothing real personal, don't worry. Where did you grow up? How old are you? Ethnic background? Things like that.

View PostmissIdaho, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 6:24 PM, said:

what's your definition of young?
If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out.

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:26 PM

View PostmissIdaho, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 6:24 PM, said:

what's your definition of young?
The age range where you don't have to ask that question
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MisterB - Tired of getting b-bombed? Well now you can return the favor! With MisterB in the calendar, you'll have at least 30 days to practice your technique. A vote for MisterB is a vote for big belt buckles everywhere.

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:26 PM

View Postkers2, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 2:25 PM, said:

My online bankroll is 20 cents
I'm almost 4 time richer than you!I almost won a tournament once.I'd love to do it, but me = no real credentials.

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:27 PM

View PostCardWarfare, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 3:26 PM, said:

If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out.
Phew!That wasn't me sighing in relief; that was me blowing... No dust here!
I'm retired.

#12 CardWarfare

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:27 PM

View Postcustom36, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 6:23 PM, said:

I'm amazing.Is that enough?
No gays.

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:27 PM

View PostCardWarfare, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 5:26 PM, said:

If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out.
Winner.

View PostCardWarfare, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 5:27 PM, said:

No gays.
So, I'm in?

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:28 PM

View PostCardWarfare, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 5:26 PM, said:

If you have to check your cunt for dust in the morning you're out.
that wasn't very nice

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:28 PM

View Postripptyde, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 3:21 PM, said:

Total Winnings: $46,535 Total Final Tables: 1411/28/1943 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (1,086) $10,000 01/08/1943 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 1st (544) $4,940 01/25/1956 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 5th (943) $2,010 03/04/1956 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 4th (1,010) $2,535 03/11/2065 Hold'em NL $20 1st (508) $2,540 06/02/2005 Hold'em NL $5 1st (952) $1,190 01/15/2006 Hold'em NL $200 13th (3,999) $5,199 **Sunday Million**02/05/2006 Hold'em NL $10+Rebuys 2nd (1,306) $8,142 02/27/2006 Hold'em NL $5+Rebuys 1st (803) $3,576
Wow your old! Posting results from the 40's!!!!!

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:29 PM

you should be asking for young people with no accomplishments so they have something to prove
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:29 PM

Total Winnings: $1,195 Total Final Tables: 1Date Tournament/Event Place Entrants Winnings 09/22/2006 Hold'em NL $20 53 606 $30 08/31/2006 Hold'em NL $10 19 591 $35 07/06/2006 Hold'em NL $10 21 584 $35 03/14/2006 Hold'em NL $10 97 1,434 $22 12/05/2005 Hold'em NL $10 2 740 $1,058 10/11/2005 Hold'em NL $1 79 1,060 $2 10/05/2005 Hold'em NL $2 88 1,141 $3 10/05/2005 Hold'em NL $5 234 1,739 Im not going to ask
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MisterB - Tired of getting b-bombed? Well now you can return the favor! With MisterB in the calendar, you'll have at least 30 days to practice your technique. A vote for MisterB is a vote for big belt buckles everywhere.

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:30 PM

lol so your investor wants to stake a bunch of ppl who dont have rolls to play multiple $200+ tourneys in one day.sounds good. tell your investor to keep investing in what got him his mobney in the first place.- Jordan

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:30 PM

View PostLolli, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 5:28 PM, said:

Puh-lease. Ms Ho's is definitely not dusty.
:pretending to be offended while laughing on the inside face:

#20 CardWarfare

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Posted 13 October 2006 - 02:32 PM

View Postcustom36, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 6:27 PM, said:

Winner.So, I'm in?
No bisexuals either. Especially ones who listen to gay rock bands.

View PostJordan, on Friday, October 13th, 2006, 6:30 PM, said:

lol so your investor wants to stake a bunch of ppl who dont have rolls to play multiple $200+ tourneys in one day.sounds good. tell your investor to keep investing in what got him his mobney in the first place.- Jordan
It's just a fun thing for him to do. Kind of like an experiment. I assume you don't have the credentials to join?




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