Dumb Question Of The Day...

[FourFlusher 0]

I'm new to No Limit. Limit you can play with the mouse only. No Limit it seems like you have to use both the mouse and the keyboard, or, suffer with the stupid slide. Are there keys to control your actions, like call or fold so that you don't have to switch back and forth between the mouse and number pad? My mouse is on a shelf below my keyboard, and it's kind of a pain in the butt to have to change.

[XXEddie 0]

AHHHHHHHHH! DAMN IT MEG!!!!!

[JaysForLife 0]

not that im aware of; just learn to use the slide or get a new setup

[FourFlusher 0]

Ok, thanks...I was just hoping.

[Wandigo 1]

What site do you play on? Some sites like FCP have shortcuts that you can enable to use for calling/folding, etc. I think they're the F-keys, but I'm not sure off hand, you'll have to check the preferences in whatever poker site you're on.

[KoRnholio 2]

Some sites you could use the mouse only. Others the slider bar is pretty much retarded (such as on Absolute Poker) and it is well worth it to type in your bet.

[chrozzo 19]

telekinesis works ok for me, can get a little slow or erratic when im drunk though

[FourFlusher 0]

I play at Party...and never use the dumb slide except to push. I don't see anything in their controls that says you can use a hot key.

[WallstreetMSU 0]

telekinesis works ok for me, can get a little slow or erratic when im drunk though

For instance..my telekenisis said "fold" and I push allin with 72.......drinking and poker dont mix

[ripptyde 0]

[fatman 1]

Oh my god, that is ****ing hilarious.

[Mercury69 3]

I've got an F key for ye, Trebek.

[Clay Aiken 8]

True enough!! I am constantly amazed at the merry-go-round life I lead!! How long will it go on, and when will it stop, I just don’t know!! It spins around like a top, prancing every which way, and sure enough, it can be dizzying. This dizzying ride is one of adventure, but also one of stumbling!! I’m not going to pretend that I never fall, but when I do fall, I get right back on my feet!! I truly and honestly believe that the measure of a man is not how he lives his life when everything is going well, but how he reacts to failure, and stumbling, and rejection!! Wonderful!!

[ilovejulie 0]

True enough!! I am constantly amazed at the merry-go-round life I lead!! How long will it go on, and when will it stop, I just don’t know!! It spins around like a top, prancing every which way, and sure enough, it can be dizzying. This dizzying ride is one of adventure, but also one of stumbling!! I’m not going to pretend that I never fall, but when I do fall, I get right back on my feet!! I truly and honestly believe that the measure of a man is not how he lives his life when everything is going well, but how he reacts to failure, and stumbling, and rejection!! Wonderful!!

But Clay, what we want to know is how the measure of a man feels when he is ramming your ***. Oh yeah, also you and your grandmother are on Oprah today making your famous Hot Pineapple Cake dessert.