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Started by Dirtydutch, Oct 02 2006 11:25 PM

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#1 Dirtydutch

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 11:25 PM



I found that on the front page of Bill Frist's site. I'm not sure what I find more sad: the fact that over 80% of people want to built that hilarious mid-evil wall, or the fact that he has fewer votes on the stupid thing than I do most of my various polls about which celebrity you'd rather crank one out to, or some stupid ****.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 11:42 PM

It'll be awesome, we should try to make it bigger and better than the Great Wall of China.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 11:47 PM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Monday, October 2nd, 2006, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It'll be awesome, we should try to make it bigger and better than the Great Wall of China.

WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!!!!11!!!!

Putting up a wall is so fucking scarey and Romanesque. We need a moat(sp?), too. With sharks.

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Posted 02 October 2006 - 11:48 PM

And catapults to send people back over the wall.
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 12:03 AM

QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 2:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Putting up a wall is so fucking scarey and Romanesque. We need a moat(sp?), too. With sharks.



This is actually an excellent idea.

We should also suspend a giant tarp over the Southwest to prevent people from skydiving in.
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 12:09 AM

QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is actually an excellent idea.

We should also suspend a giant tarp over the Southwest to prevent people from skydiving in.

Man, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?:

A DOME! I really hope Bush reads most of my posts (I imagine he does), because this is brilliant. We could call it The Super Dome.

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 12:13 AM

QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 1:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?:

A DOME! I really hope Bush reads most of my posts (I imagine he does), because this is brilliant. We could call it The Super Dome.


or the thunder dome... like mad max...
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Posted 03 October 2006 - 12:20 AM

QUOTE (pckt10s @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 12:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
or the thunder dome... like mad max...

I like where this has gone. I'm psyched, I've already sawn off the roof of my car and attached netting from which to hang jugs of water or oil. I'm soldering spikes to an old pair of shoulder pads as I type. I was born for post apocalyptic warzones, baby.

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 08:24 PM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 12:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And catapults to send people, who have been set on fire back over the wall.



FYP

QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 1:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?:

A DOME! I really hope Bush reads most of my posts (I imagine he does), because this is brilliant. We could call it The Super Dome.



ya but then we can have a glad cling wrap massive slaughter on you all...they just need to supply us with all their cling wrap and we Canadians, mexicans and beavers just start running the rolls around the dome....eventually you will start to eat eachother!! You know like Stalingrade!

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 10:52 PM

Why don't we just genetically engineer a disease that wipes out all the mexicans, that way we wouldnt' have to worry about some messy wall. Building a big *** wall across a country is to keep the neighbor out is so 1st century.

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 10:54 PM

QUOTE (BigDMcGee @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 10:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why don't we just genetically engineer a disease that wipes out all the mexicans, that way we wouldnt' have to worry about some messy wall. Building a big *** wall across a country is to keep the neighbor out is so 1st century.

Isn't that where Bush has things headed anyway?

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Posted 03 October 2006 - 10:56 PM

QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Isn't that where Bush has things headed anyway?



Nah, the roman empire was at it's peak then, before lead pumbling and xianity rotted their minds.. I'm thinking we're headed more toward 9th century.

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Posted 04 October 2006 - 04:53 AM

its amazing to me, that after suggesting that the US builds a 700-mile wall, "protecting" their country, he is still allowed to voice other opinions.

goddamn mongolians!
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Posted 04 October 2006 - 06:43 AM

My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!?

If you are going to do something do it right block it all off. Also I am willing to bet more drugs come in from canada than mexico.

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Posted 04 October 2006 - 06:45 AM

QUOTE (mrdannyg @ Wednesday, October 4th, 2006, 7:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
its amazing to me, that after suggesting that the US builds a 700-mile wall, "protecting" their country, he is still allowed to voice other opinions.

goddamn mongolians!


HAHA stupid mongolians, when they come to break down the wall I will dump this sweet and sour pork on their heads.

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Posted 04 October 2006 - 07:16 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Wednesday, October 4th, 2006, 7:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!?

If you are going to do something do it right block it all off. Also I am willing to bet more drugs come in from canada than mexico.



I'd take that bet.

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 04:52 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Wednesday, October 4th, 2006, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!?

If you are going to do something do it right block it all off. Also I am willing to bet more drugs come in from canada than mexico.

Hmmmmmmmm.....

And if we're submitting names for the dome, I submit: Freedom Dome.

What about beaches?

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 04:55 AM

can't we just genetically engineer super wolverines to patrol the borders?

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Posted 05 October 2006 - 05:19 AM

QUOTE (No_Neck @ Wednesday, October 4th, 2006, 10:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!?


Haha, I'm not sure about the realities of this prospect, but I love it.

I'm just imagining two Mexican guys in sombreros and panchos, hanging out, drinking Sol, trying to figure out how to get to the US.

Juan: "I've got an idea! Let's go OVER the wall!"

Carlos: "No good, ese. Too tall. Too smooth. Not gonna work."

Juan: "Hmmm... Oh! We could go THROUGH the wall, man!"

Carlos: "Oooh, might be tough. Probably need some pretty tough-to-come-by explosives. The logistics might be too complicated. Also, we'd be shot in the head or executed as terrorists, which would eat balls. And no Sol in American prisons."

Juan: (excitedly) "Yeah, but what if we go OVER the wall!"

Carlos: (sigh) "I'm stumped..."


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Posted 05 October 2006 - 05:20 AM

QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Monday, October 2nd, 2006, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Putting up a wall is so fucking scarey and Romanesque. We need a moat(sp?), too. With sharks.

GODDAMN MONGORRIANS TEAR DOWN MY SHITTY WALL

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