Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I found that on the front page of Bill Frist's site. I'm not sure what I find more sad: the fact that over 80% of people want to built that hilarious mid-evil wall, or the fact that he has fewer votes on the stupid thing than I do most of my various polls about which celebrity you'd rather crank one out to, or some stupid ****. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 It'll be awesome, we should try to make it bigger and better than the Great Wall of China. WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!!!!11!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 It'll be awesome, we should try to make it bigger and better than the Great Wall of China. WE'RE NUMBER 1!!!!!!11!!!!Putting up a wall is so fucking scarey and Romanesque. We need a moat(sp?), too. With sharks. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 And catapults to send people back over the wall. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,768 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Putting up a wall is so fucking scarey and Romanesque. We need a moat(sp?), too. With sharks.This is actually an excellent idea. We should also suspend a giant tarp over the Southwest to prevent people from skydiving in. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 This is actually an excellent idea. We should also suspend a giant tarp over the Southwest to prevent people from skydiving in.Man, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?:A DOME! I really hope Bush reads most of my posts (I imagine he does), because this is brilliant. We could call it The Super Dome. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Man, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?:A DOME! I really hope Bush reads most of my posts (I imagine he does), because this is brilliant. We could call it The Super Dome.or the thunder dome... like mad max... Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 or the thunder dome... like mad max...I like where this has gone. I'm psyched, I've already sawn off the roof of my car and attached netting from which to hang jugs of water or oil. I'm soldering spikes to an old pair of shoulder pads as I type. I was born for post apocalyptic warzones, baby. Link to post Share on other sites
thehidden 0 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 And catapults to send people, who have been set on fire back over the wall.FYPMan, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?:A DOME! I really hope Bush reads most of my posts (I imagine he does), because this is brilliant. We could call it The Super Dome.ya but then we can have a glad cling wrap massive slaughter on you all...they just need to supply us with all their cling wrap and we Canadians, mexicans and beavers just start running the rolls around the dome....eventually you will start to eat eachother!! You know like Stalingrade!Shoot i shouldn't have said anything Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Why don't we just genetically engineer a disease that wipes out all the mexicans, that way we wouldnt' have to worry about some messy wall. Building a big *** wall across a country is to keep the neighbor out is so 1st century. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted October 4, 2006 Author Share Posted October 4, 2006 Why don't we just genetically engineer a disease that wipes out all the mexicans, that way we wouldnt' have to worry about some messy wall. Building a big *** wall across a country is to keep the neighbor out is so 1st century. Isn't that where Bush has things headed anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 Isn't that where Bush has things headed anyway?Nah, the roman empire was at it's peak then, before lead pumbling and xianity rotted their minds.. I'm thinking we're headed more toward 9th century. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 its amazing to me, that after suggesting that the US builds a 700-mile wall, "protecting" their country, he is still allowed to voice other opinions.goddamn mongolians! Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!? If you are going to do something do it right block it all off. Also I am willing to bet more drugs come in from canada than mexico. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 its amazing to me, that after suggesting that the US builds a 700-mile wall, "protecting" their country, he is still allowed to voice other opinions.goddamn mongolians!HAHA stupid mongolians, when they come to break down the wall I will dump this sweet and sour pork on their heads. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!? If you are going to do something do it right block it all off. Also I am willing to bet more drugs come in from canada than mexico.I'd take that bet. Link to post Share on other sites
myenemy 0 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!? If you are going to do something do it right block it all off. Also I am willing to bet more drugs come in from canada than mexico.Hmmmmmmmm.....And if we're submitting names for the dome, I submit: Freedom Dome.What about beaches? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 can't we just genetically engineer super wolverines to patrol the borders? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 My major problem with this wall other than the normal laughable aspects. Is that the border is 3k miles and we are only blocking 700 miles of it!?Haha, I'm not sure about the realities of this prospect, but I love it. I'm just imagining two Mexican guys in sombreros and panchos, hanging out, drinking Sol, trying to figure out how to get to the US.Juan: "I've got an idea! Let's go OVER the wall!"Carlos: "No good, ese. Too tall. Too smooth. Not gonna work."Juan: "Hmmm... Oh! We could go THROUGH the wall, man!"Carlos: "Oooh, might be tough. Probably need some pretty tough-to-come-by explosives. The logistics might be too complicated. Also, we'd be shot in the head or executed as terrorists, which would eat balls. And no Sol in American prisons."Juan: (excitedly) "Yeah, but what if we go OVER the wall!"Carlos: (sigh) "I'm stumped..."United States: underestimating Mexican intelligence since the Alamo.The prospects for comedy here are unparalleled.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 Putting up a wall is so fucking scarey and Romanesque. We need a moat(sp?), too. With sharks.GODDAMN MONGORRIANS TEAR DOWN MY SHITTY WALL Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 USA! USA! Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 The dream may be put on hold as the Mexicans are outraged by this wall prohibiting them from crossing our borders illegally to live here in the great US of A and get work and pay no taxes. Because of this 700 mile barrier to freedom and wealth, they have gone to the UN to stop the wall from being constructed. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 They should name it "The Blockade-o-Brown People". Notice that nobody is complaining about the additional white people coming to this country every day. Nope, just those brown ones. Gotta keep them out. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 They should name it "The Blockade-o-Brown People". Notice that nobody is complaining about the additional white people coming to this country every day. Nope, just those brown ones. Gotta keep them out.Please. I don't think we should be encouraging such blatantly inappropriate and offensive language.They're not "brown." They're "dark." The Blocade-o-Darkies.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 5, 2006 Share Posted October 5, 2006 USA! USA!AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY, YEAH. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH! Link to post Share on other sites
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