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#1 rwood

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:46 PM

wow i had USA on while i was playing today. Jeepers creepers 2 came on. wow, i dont think anyone could have wrote/produced a worse movie if they tried to, even if they put together a collective consciousness of the most intelligent/imaginative people on earth.

this movie sucks in the worst way in every category possible, from the male sex inuendo's to the horrible dialoge. not to mention one of the makers of this movie has a previous conviction regarding molesting boys. hmmmm, not a coincidence i'd bet...

wow.

i hope i someday move back to hollywood so i can run across the maker of this movie and kick him in the nuts. repeatedly.

yes i know i could have changed the channel, but it was one of those things, like when you're in 7th grade, and your 8th grade friend trevor brings a magazine of women ****ing animals, you know it's weird/gross/disgusting but you look at it anyways wondering how people can do that shiit. well thats how it was with this movie.

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:51 PM

i think Dune is still the worst
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:52 PM

how does this relate to poker?

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:54 PM

Battlefield Earth is actually the worst movie of all time. Nice try though.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:55 PM

QUOTE (TheCinciKid @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 5:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Battlefield Earth is actually the worst movie of all time. Nice try though.


The book was good though.

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:56 PM

QUOTE (no not baxter @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
how does this relate to poker?



why does that matter? do us a favor and grab the iron rod protruding from your a$$ and give it a few sharp tugs. might loosen you up.

worst movie ever? what a great question.

I vote for magnolia or battlefield earth.

Worst movie ever that is popular.....Top Gun.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 05:57 PM

this is a general poker forum

there are off topic forums where this can be posted

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:07 PM

QUOTE (Dratj @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 9:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The book was good though.


Haven't read the book. Movie was godawful though. Just laughably bad.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:10 PM

QUOTE (no not baxter @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 5:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
this is a general poker forum

there are off topic forums where this can be posted

What's this poker everyone is talking about.
Worst movie even though i have only seen 3 minutes of it is the English Patient.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:11 PM

no no, Mars Attacks was the worst movie of all time

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:13 PM

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:18 PM

You would be hard pressed to find a worse film than 'World Trade Centre' - avoid it like the plague!
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (Dratj @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The book was good though.



Yeah like we believe you know how to read.

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (navybuttons @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 9:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
manos: hands of fate


I've heard how awful this one is supposed to be but I've never actually seen it. Is it truly that bad, even going into it expecting it to be the worst movie ever?

Here are my three nominees for worst sequel ever:

Rocky 5
Caddyshack 2
Ocean's 13

Man, did they all suck.

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:26 PM

QUOTE (Stealth Beagle @ Saturday, September 30th, 2006, 6:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've heard how awful this one is supposed to be but I've never actually seen it. Is it truly that bad, even going into it expecting it to be the worst movie ever?

Here are my three nominees for worst sequel ever:

Rocky 5
Caddyshack 2
Ocean's 13

Man, did they all suck.



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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:28 PM

If we can nominate films before they come out.....

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:29 PM

i always thought the worst movie ever was From Hell with johnny depp

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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:30 PM

hardball starring keanu

so bad it seems intentional.
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (jumpmanwu @ Sunday, October 1st, 2006, 3:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i always thought the worst movie ever was From Hell with johnny depp


No way, Johnny Depp is a total dreamboat...
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Posted 30 September 2006 - 06:33 PM

Guess you havent seen the movie "Little Marines" its so bad you probably never heard of it or you will just never see it. I dare someone to find this movie and watch the whole thing.

They also sadly made a sequel which I heard is just as bad...

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